NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Scuttlebutt Review has just made it known that the Duchess of York has just admitted that yes, she has been cheating on her Brit boyfriend and Queen Elizabeth asskisser Piers Morgan.
Sarah Ferguson admitted to reporter April Jiggle, that there are three reasons why she decided to cheat on Morgy: (1) He accidentally slipped and called her the Duchess of Pork, (2) He told his best friend, and fellow Brit Simon Cowell that she has inverted nipples and (3.) He told Dancing With The Stars judge Len Goodman that her blow-jobs are okay, but not exactly memorable.
Meanwhile Sarah says that she has recently purchased a suite at Manhattan's luxurious Robin Hood Hotel, where two of her neighbors are rap singer Yo Yo Afro Woke and Jose Cuervo Tequila heiress, Conchita Panchita Cuervo.
In Other News: Ivanka Trump wants America to know that she is not divorcing Jared to marry Vladimir Putin.
