Simon Cowell Gives Advice On How He Got His Sexy Body

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Monday, 22 February 2010

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Before leaving his show "American Idol", Simon Cowell says that it would not be appropriate to leave without revealing how he has the body that women and some men, love.

Cowell, who appears in the latest issue of "Real Hunks" talked for three hours about the work that it takes to get into his sexy shape.

"It's not easy, or not for most people", stated Cowell. "I think it just comes natural with me. But at least 10% of you losers could actually do the same thing. This didn't just happen overnight."

"In the morning, get up late and shower and then call up a few of the "Idol" contestants for the current or next grope...group and ask them to meet you at a restaurant for lunch. Of course, it will be MY breakfast."

"A few hints about the show and how to improve their chances is really all it takes."

Cowell then stated that once he reveals his beautiful body in all its magnificence, they simply go wild.

"Most even clean the house and do the windows before they leave, as they are so grateful of seeing my handsome self."

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