Funny story - The Aberdeen Sea Wolves Defeat The Killarney Archers In The Scottish-Irish Football League’s Opener

The Aberdeen Sea Wolves Defeat The Killarney Archers In The Scottish-Irish Football League’s Opener

ABERDEEN, Scotland – (Sports Satire) – The reigning champions of the Scottish-Irish Football League, the Aberdeen Sea Wolves, easily defeated their long time rivals the Killarney Archers 6-2. The game was held at the newly remodeled Mrs. Sean Conn…

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Funny story - Office workers to face corporal punishment when they misbehave

Office workers to face corporal punishment when they misbehave

- IFL Group, an Internet marketing agency in Aberdeen brought in the system - Punishment is used on 'a minority' of workers with low productivity or who misbehave - Bosses smacking their employees will 'encourage other workers to work harder'...

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Funny story - Man Kicked Out Of Cop26 Climate Talks For Not Recycling Pepsi Can

Man Kicked Out Of Cop26 Climate Talks For Not Recycling Pepsi Can

Edinburgh, Scotland - I'm reporting from Edinburgh because I can't get anywhere near Glasgow. It's a total mess. Barricades and Covid checkpoints up the wazoo! Who knew that's a Scottish expression? Regardless, a member of the Polish delegation t…

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Funny story - Ten reasons why Scotland could never win a 'Cumberland Sausage!'

Ten reasons why Scotland could never win a 'Cumberland Sausage!'

Scotland The Brave are very brave, but sadly all-time losers and, Jaggedone, a footy expert, who does not get paid millions for flogging salty crisps, has donned his kilt, picked up his caber, and discovered why the Scots are not capable of winning a…

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Funny story - "Easter Bunny" Found Frozen To Death In Scotland Highlands

"Easter Bunny" Found Frozen To Death In Scotland Highlands

A man who was apparently on a job to cheer up holiday makers and dressed as the Easter Bunny was found frozen to death after getting lost from the rest of the train passengers that he was with. Over 100 rail passengers had to be rescued in the ear...

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Funny story - Scotland Move Up In FIFA Rankings

Scotland Move Up In FIFA Rankings

Despite being totally humiliated and beaten 2-0 by Brazil in last week's friendly, Scotland have risen up the FIFA rankings. Craig Levein's side were sitting in 50th spot after their defeat of Northern Ireland in February's inaugural Carling Natio...

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Funny story - England declares War on Scotland!

England declares War on Scotland!

England has tonight officially declared war on Scotland. Her "Old Foe" has responded by closing the borders.

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Funny story - Plans to move Scotland's Biggest Bank to Iceland put on ice

Plans to move Scotland's Biggest Bank to Iceland put on ice

Scottish business tycoon Ralph Tweedie attempt to buy Scotland's largest bank for a pound and to relocate its entire operation to Iceland has now finally been put to rest. The idea was born out of the fear that Scotland would become independent and...

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Funny story - Experts Now Agree That The Loch Ness Monster Is Actually A Tremendously Overweight Salamander With A Glandular Problem

Experts Now Agree That The Loch Ness Monster Is Actually A Tremendously Overweight Salamander With A Glandular Problem

JOLLY ROGER, England – (Satire News) – The infamous Loch Ness Monster of Scottish Gaelic folklore was first discovered on September 13, 1933, at 4:35 am in Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands. Unlike La Chupacabra creature in Texas, Nessie is not…

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Funny story - Scotland Boss Proud after Brazil Friendly

Scotland Boss Proud after Brazil Friendly

Scotland manager Craig Levein has declared himself "proud and honoured to have been comprehensively beaten by Brazil" at the Emirates yesterday. The bespectacled boss, usually very measured in his post match comments, was positively gushing in his...

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Funny story - Scotland poised to pay out millions if they say Yes

Scotland poised to pay out millions if they say Yes

If the Scots votes Yes to an Independent Scotland in September, they are facing a huge bill from the rest of the UK. "We're going to charge the Scots for the cost of removing Scotland from the UK," said Boris Johnson, momentarily forgetting his us...

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Funny story - Haggis ignore social-distancing

Haggis ignore social-distancing

Coppers have arrested a gaggle of raucous haggis who decided to turn deaf ear to new social-distancing regulations by having a tear-up on Glen Tilt. Authorities arrived at scenes of utter degradation just after one o’clock this morning, after bein...

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Funny story - Glasgow Rangers Fan Arrested In UEFA Bagpipe Rumpus

Glasgow Rangers Fan Arrested In UEFA Bagpipe Rumpus

A Scotsman wielding a set of bagpipes was arrested by police in Manchester last night after fans of Glasgow Rangers rampaged through the city centre singing and waving to passers-by.

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Funny story - Shetland Islands Vote to Secede from Scotland and Join Norway

Shetland Islands Vote to Secede from Scotland and Join Norway

Shetland MainlandTired of being "held down" by Scotland all these years, the Shetland Islands will vote on whether they will quit Scotland and join Norway. When Scotland had their vote about quitting England, it made us think about it. We sent a f...

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Funny story - Nuclear Subo Marine accident brings end to R&D of new weapons plant in Scotland

Nuclear Subo Marine accident brings end to R&D of new weapons plant in Scotland

Ministry of Defence officials have decided to halt plans for nuclear powered automatons that would have been able to sing like Susan Boyle, as a form of sonic warfare, intended to lull the enemy into a restful sleep, before blowing the crap out of th...

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Funny story - Mybster To Dunbeath: The Journey Continues..

Mybster To Dunbeath: The Journey Continues..

First leg. Second leg. Eventually, many hours and beers later, they stumbled through the door of the Auld Post Office, and were confronted with the alarming sight of.................Nick Hobbs eating a falafel. It was alarming because both Seaton and JO knew that the Auld Post Office didn't sell falafel, so where had Nick got it from? "Hi guys!" said Nick, spitting falafel all over h...

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Funny story - Scotland's Qualifying Surge

Scotland's Qualifying Surge

Unrealistic expectations soared in throughout Scottish football as the national team (ranked below the Egyptian blind team) beat the mighty Malta 2-0. Despite having no chance to realistically qualify for this (or any other) international tournament...

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Funny story - Hadrian's Wall To be Re-Built In Attempt To Keep Starving Scottish Out Of England If They Go It Alone

Hadrian's Wall To be Re-Built In Attempt To Keep Starving Scottish Out Of England If They Go It Alone

The British government has begun drawing up secret plans to rebuild Hadrian's Wall - the wall built by the Roman's to keep marauding Scot's out of England - to prevent starving undocumented Scottish people from entering England. If Scotland's vote...

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Funny story - Sir Alec Fergieson agrees to manage England for 2014 World Cup

Sir Alec Fergieson agrees to manage England for 2014 World Cup

Newly retired Sir Alec Fergieson has revealed in his new book he turned down the chance to manage England twice but, if asked for a third time, would definitely accept the job... with conditions. Fergie revealed he turned down the chance to replac...

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Funny story - Bears WR tells Scottish reporter about Viagra use in the NFL

Bears WR tells Scottish reporter about Viagra use in the NFL

CHICAGO, Illinois (ABSNN) - "They test NFL players for performance enhancement drugs (PED's), but what they're looking for is steroids, not male enhancement drugs such as Viagra. They can stop us from bulking up, but not from getting laid," said Chi...

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