Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency
Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump announced in a tweet early Thursday morning that he would be deploying troops to various spots around the world due to a top-secret emergency. Some of the locations include Mumbai, India, Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, M...
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SNP Daewoo Deepfry
Initial Impressions The deepfry is actually a solid and reliable vehicle despite its rather poor history. It does still sadly have a tendency to only go in one direction, and to break down when put under pressure. As usual, it is badly let down by...
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Even More Breaking News Than Yesterday
THE WIRED STREET URINAL Reporter: KR Schwartz August 30th 2019 This morning, Scotland’s first Minister Nicola Sturgeon announced the unprecedented action of nationalizing U.S. President Donald Trump's two golf courses in Scotland, Aberdeen &...
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HEATWAVE LATEST: Tempers flare as temperatures in Scotland top 9 degrees
There were ugly scenes in a number of Scottish cities, including Glasgow and Dundee, yesterday, as the mercury soared to an unprecedented July high of 9.8 degrees celsius north of the border. Scuffles broke out at a number of open-air pools and li...
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Climate change "will not affect Scotland"
Scotland is known for its dark winters, cool summers and a constant drizzle which ensures that nobody in the country has ever tasted a dry chip. In the UN's latest climate change report, it predicts that nothing will change. The report says that a...
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Statues cause protests in London
Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.
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Rooney On Target For Inverness Caledonian Thistle
She sells sea shells on sea shore! The shocking decline of Michelle McManus.
Donald Trump Hopes To Assuage UK Leaders When He Meets With Big Ben
Scottish Police Call for More Women Shooters
Computers mess up voting...again
Scientists In Cockroach Frenzy
Football Gossip & comments 5th August 2012
End Of The Road For Old Bridge Saying
Lewis Court Seeks Solomon To Decide Cat Case
Remains of hippy discovered in Peace Camp hole
England Set To Vote Scotland Out of The Union - USA May Want To Consider Voting Out Georgia
'Scottish Islamic state' plotted
England Prepares For Scottish Independence
On Burns Night, 2012, the BBC broadcast to English viewers and listeners, Scotland's First Minister, Alex Salmond, reading poems by Robert Burns. Few will forget the chilling threat that followed this attack. 'Ah will continue tae reid th' poems ay Rabbie Burns at ye sassenachs,' vowed a visibly crazed Mr Salmond, 'until Scootlund achieves independence. Indeed,' he added, with wild eyes bulging...
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Everton Boss David Moyes Banished From Dugout For Wearing A Kilt
There was chaos at the Britannia Stadium this afternoon when Everton boss David Moyes was sent from the dugout during his side's visit to Stoke, after the referee spotted him wearing a kilt! Moyes, who is Scottish, was deemed by referee Alan Wiley...
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The Aberdeen Almanac
Fit like, abodys. Its me wi' the ferst o' mah midweek conflabs aboot fitever's been oan mah mind ower the last puckle days. Weel, mah guidsel an mah freends One Eyed Boab, Pisa Pete (he's got ae leg shoarter thun the ither so he hiz a helluva slant), Stumpy Nick an' Dode the Dreep (fa bide in the orramin's bothy doon the road), huv bin crackin' awa an' agree thit ane o' the biggest vexes in...
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Funny Scotland Squad
It's quite ironic to think that with so many players dropping out of Scottish squads, this could well be a reality.
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Royal Bank of Scotland Issues New Big Tender Notes, European Bank May Strongly Object?
The Royal Bank of Scotland has issued a series of new very high denomination bank notes called the Scottish and European Castle Series, to be called in short the Scottish Euro. The notes are to be printed with the text in a range of European language...
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Where are they now? Football hit singles
"We've made it to the first qualifying round of the Birmingham Spaghetti Junction All Comers' Floodlight trophy. I know, let's make a record." There was once a time when even the most mundane event in a football team's history would spawn a record release, but now thankfully it seems that these mind numbing ditties have died a death. Apparently it all started in the 1930s with Arsenal releas...
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Hadrian's wall to be rebuilt after historic SNP victory
Prime Minister, Tony Blair has announced that, in the wake of dramatic success for the Scottish National party in local elections, Scotland will become physically as well as politically independent from England. This will be achieved by "every B...
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Commonwealth Games Anger as Scotland Men are Disqualified from Hopscotch Event
In an exclusive interview with our sports editor, Paxton Quigley, Scotland’s Team Manager, Jock MacSporran claimed full responsibility for the dismal failure and eventual disqualification of his men’s team from the hopscotch event at the Gold Coast’s...
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Airport protester arrested, cigarette put out
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Dr.s' pay still too high
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Unsuspecting Scot Wins Talent Show
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Polar Bears march to The Cairngorm Mountains in Aviemore
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Spoof writers relocate to Scottish village as it gets super highspeed broadband
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Boris Johnson stars in Scottish Higher English exam
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Scottish independence sparks windfall for English tax payers
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Homebuyers "Thin On The Ground"
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New warning to Scotland's parents - shock 'substance' abuse heads north
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Office workers to face corporal punishment when they misbehave
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Scotland -The Perfect Asylum
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Cup Victory Predicted For Queen Of The South
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Scottish citizens re-named as 'residents'
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Scottish-American Connection Found at Edinburgh Castle
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Tebbit unleashes a tirade at Cameron, blasts Tory MP's and nukes Scotland
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Woolly Jumpers to be Deployed in New Battle Against the Evil Gas Barons of Scotland
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"Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."
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Scottish Safari - We Hunt Lichen
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Shetland Islands Vote to Secede from Scotland and Join Norway
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More UFOs spotted over central Scotland
