Funny story: Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency

Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump announced in a tweet early Thursday morning that he would be deploying troops to various spots around the world due to a top-secret emergency. Some of the locations include Mumbai, India, Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, M...

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Funny story: SNP Daewoo Deepfry

SNP Daewoo Deepfry

Initial Impressions The deepfry is actually a solid and reliable vehicle despite its rather poor history. It does still sadly have a tendency to only go in one direction, and to break down when put under pressure. As usual, it is badly let down by...

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Funny story: Even More Breaking News Than Yesterday

Even More Breaking News Than Yesterday

THE WIRED STREET URINAL Reporter: KR Schwartz August 30th 2019 This morning, Scotland’s first Minister Nicola Sturgeon announced the unprecedented action of nationalizing U.S. President Donald Trump's two golf courses in Scotland, Aberdeen &...

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Funny story: HEATWAVE LATEST: Tempers flare as temperatures in Scotland top 9 degrees

HEATWAVE LATEST: Tempers flare as temperatures in Scotland top 9 degrees

There were ugly scenes in a number of Scottish cities, including Glasgow and Dundee, yesterday, as the mercury soared to an unprecedented July high of 9.8 degrees celsius north of the border. Scuffles broke out at a number of open-air pools and li...

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Funny story: Climate change "will not affect Scotland"

Climate change "will not affect Scotland"

Scotland is known for its dark winters, cool summers and a constant drizzle which ensures that nobody in the country has ever tasted a dry chip. In the UN's latest climate change report, it predicts that nothing will change. The report says that a...

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Funny story: Statues cause protests in London

Statues cause protests in London

Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.

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Funny story: England Prepares For Scottish Independence

England Prepares For Scottish Independence

On Burns Night, 2012, the BBC broadcast to English viewers and listeners, Scotland's First Minister, Alex Salmond, reading poems by Robert Burns. Few will forget the chilling threat that followed this attack. 'Ah will continue tae reid th' poems ay Rabbie Burns at ye sassenachs,' vowed a visibly crazed Mr Salmond, 'until Scootlund achieves independence. Indeed,' he added, with wild eyes bulging...

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Funny story: Everton Boss David Moyes Banished From Dugout For Wearing A Kilt

Everton Boss David Moyes Banished From Dugout For Wearing A Kilt

There was chaos at the Britannia Stadium this afternoon when Everton boss David Moyes was sent from the dugout during his side's visit to Stoke, after the referee spotted him wearing a kilt! Moyes, who is Scottish, was deemed by referee Alan Wiley...

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Funny story: The Aberdeen Almanac

The Aberdeen Almanac

Fit like, abodys. Its me wi' the ferst o' mah midweek conflabs aboot fitever's been oan mah mind ower the last puckle days. Weel, mah guidsel an mah freends One Eyed Boab, Pisa Pete (he's got ae leg shoarter thun the ither so he hiz a helluva slant), Stumpy Nick an' Dode the Dreep (fa bide in the orramin's bothy doon the road), huv bin crackin' awa an' agree thit ane o' the biggest vexes in...

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Funny story: Funny Scotland Squad

Funny Scotland Squad

It's quite ironic to think that with so many players dropping out of Scottish squads, this could well be a reality.

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Funny story: Royal Bank of Scotland Issues New Big Tender Notes, European Bank May Strongly Object?

Royal Bank of Scotland Issues New Big Tender Notes, European Bank May Strongly Object?

The Royal Bank of Scotland has issued a series of new very high denomination bank notes called the Scottish and European Castle Series, to be called in short the Scottish Euro. The notes are to be printed with the text in a range of European language...

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Funny story: Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out

Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out

Hadrian's Wall, the structure built by the Romans to keep Scottish people from encroaching into England, is to be fortified at a cost of £28billion of taxpayers' money - money, says the government, that would...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Football hit singles

Where are they now? Football hit singles

"We've made it to the first qualifying round of the Birmingham Spaghetti Junction All Comers' Floodlight trophy. I know, let's make a record." There was once a time when even the most mundane event in a football team's history would spawn a record release, but now thankfully it seems that these mind numbing ditties have died a death. Apparently it all started in the 1930s with Arsenal releas...

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Funny story: Dead Man Walking in Scotland

Dead Man Walking in Scotland

A man who was declared dead at a hospital in Scotland was later found alive after officials mounted a search believing they'd lost the body.

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Funny story: Scots Porridge Mine Disaster

Scots Porridge Mine Disaster

Perthshire- It was just after 3.00pm yesterday afternoon, in the small Scottish mining town of Glenalkie, that news first started to filter out of the local porridge works that there had been a massive cave in 2500ft beneath the the main pit head of...

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Funny story: Berry pickers find a price tag on their wounds

Berry pickers find a price tag on their wounds

Hospital staff in Scotland are gearing up for their busiest time of the year - berrying.

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Funny story: Interview with The Loch Ness Monster

Interview with The Loch Ness Monster

Inverness, Scotland - Townsfolk of Inverness, Scotland got quite a shock this week, when a big green, three-eyed monster claiming to be the "Loch Ness Monster" appeared at a local clothier, requesting to be fitted for a "suit".

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Funny story: Hadrian's wall to be rebuilt after historic SNP victory

Hadrian's wall to be rebuilt after historic SNP victory

Prime Minister, Tony Blair has announced that, in the wake of dramatic success for the Scottish National party in local elections, Scotland will become physically as well as politically independent from England. This will be achieved by "every B...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games Anger as Scotland Men are Disqualified from Hopscotch Event

Commonwealth Games Anger as Scotland Men are Disqualified from Hopscotch Event

In an exclusive interview with our sports editor, Paxton Quigley, Scotland’s Team Manager, Jock MacSporran claimed full responsibility for the dismal failure and eventual disqualification of his men’s team from the hopscotch event at the Gold Coast’s...

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Funny story: Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved

Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved

The Prime Ministers eyebrow will be removed by Downing Street's in house barbers tomorrow after it was complained about that it was too revolting to be shown on television.

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