The Pope has used the divine cell phone to call upon angel voiced Susan Boyle to perform for him when he visits in September.
The Pope has a crush on the velvet tones of the 49-year-old star and has invited her to sing as part of a public mass in Glasgow, Scotland.
Someone, somewhere in the Vatican City says negotiations are still under way but they expect Susan Boyle to perform as part of the Papal Mass at Bellahouston Park, Hail Mary!
But it's not just a one way crush, Susan Boyle has mentioed her wish to perform in front of the stating the Pope is a very special person! Wow, could this be the perfect match.
Susan is more loved than the Queen, bless her little heart.
Though all are hoping Susan doesn't drop any bomb shells, like I'm a Lesbian, between now and September, or it could end in a Popal Mess rather than Mass!