Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder
The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.Read full story
Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver
London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...Read full story
Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick....Bum F..k!
During the Vietnam war, the US Navy had a base in Subic Bay, Philippines. Ships on their way to and from the Tonkin Gulf would stop there for repairs and provisions. Sailors would take liberty and go into Alongapo City to drink beer and raise Hell. The main street was unpaved, and lined with bars for as far as you could see. In front of each bar was a mean-looking guy with a hog-leg strapped t...Read full story
Rumours Of Small Penis Haunt Spoof Writer
A Spoof writer is being haunted by rumours regarding the size of his penis. Already the writer cannot walk down the local High Street without people giggling and pointing at him. Now the writer is spending his four days off hiding in the spare room.Read full story
It's A Cruel World - Writer With Miniscule Penis Goes For A Long Walk
Concerns raised today regarding the well being of Spoof contributor Skoob, who was gutted that fellow Spoofers betrayed him when they made public his concerns over being the not very proud possessor of a Tom Thumb penis. Skoob had aired his anguis...Read full story
Cerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest
"If Premier League footballers can benefit from selling the use of their image, then why can't I?" asked John Thomas Hardwicke, alias the Cerne Abbas Giant, in conversation with The Spoof at his Dorset home. "For years and years, since the inventi...Read full story
Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals
North Yorkshire Police have apologised for providing "too much detail" in a description of a man who performed a sex act in front of a woman in York. The force had said it was looking for a "fat, naked man" and described his sexual organs explicitly...Read full story
Worlds Most Perfect penis Attached To Worlds Ugliest, Smelliest Man
The World Penis Festival ended toady with the winner of the prized 'Golden Shaft' being won by an ugly, fucking bastard. Markus Lowtonicus, from number 21 Sycamore Grove, Lancashire is regarded as a pig-ugly, minger of a man but that didn't stop h...Read full story
Albuquerque Area Magician Nearly Lynched After Having Pet Dwarf Monkeys Take Turns Leaping Into Crowd From Atop His Dick
Albuquerque, New Mexico - In what Sheriff Deputies called "a scene reminiscent of frontier vigilante justice," an Albuquerque area magician was treed by a drunken mob that took exception to his act. Performing at an airport Ramada Inn, the magicia...Read full story
Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick
Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...Read full story
'Big Dick' festival in Japan leaves Japanese women looking at something they will never experience, live!
The annual 'Big Dick' festival held in Kawasaki, Japan, is proof that Japanese men need to build massive model 'dicks' because they are too ashamed to expose their own miniature versions! Starting with India, and travelling eastwards, Asian men te...Read full story
How to Make Your Own Penis Sheath
Can't find, or can't afford a penis sheath? Follow these simple steps to make your own. All you need are a few tools, some string and a gourd. Gather your materials and find a clean, well lit area in which to work. This can get messy and you don't want to upset the missus...yet. Finding a gourd: You can always grow your own gourds for use as penis sheaths, but why wait? Trundle on down to the...Read full story
Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery
Reigning American Idol Runner-Up and all around gay guy Adam Lambert admitted to reporters that he had elective surgery on his recent concert tour of Southeast Asia. "When I stopped off in Bangkok, Thailand, I decided to take advantage of their medi...Read full story
Penis blackening laser treatments the rage at Berkeley
Berkeley, CA - The Gilipollas Clinic, according to BLM activists here, is awash with clients getting penis darkening laser treatments. Ironically the opposite is happening in Thailand As reported here. Here in Berkeley, pale members of BLM are...Read full story
Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks
We all know it isn't black men. Even though they are the but of jokes, it turns out that it isn't Japanese men. It also isn't tribal pygmies. A survey of prostitutes in fifteen cities around the world reveals that it is Arabic men who have the w...Read full story
Man With The World's Smallest Penis Has Erection Problems
Andy "Handy" Doodler, the man with the world's smallest penis says that not only does he have the smallest penis, its not working right. "I accepted Arlene Francis as my wife after seeing all those marriage requests in the mail and we got married...Read full story
Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'
NEW YORK CITY, NY - After being axed by a TV Channel, the woman with the world's largest vagina told the world that hers was "pissed off," and that it was "not going away." A seasoned Broadway veteran, she responded to her release by network execs...Read full story
Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming
San Fernando, CA - A male pornographic film star filed a suit in San Fernando District Court yesterday. In it he alleges that actresses he works with, who constantly tell him on camera that his "cock is so fucking huge." and refer to it as "fat" whe...Read full story
Man with World's Largest Penis Banned from being Within 5 miles of Obama!
Publicist Buck W. Wheat, representing Bargis Tryhol, man with the largest penis, was shocked today to receive a Stop and Desist order from Attorney General Eric Holder prohibiting his client from being within 5 miles of any speaking engagement where...Read full story
Man With The World's Smallest Penis Stomps Man With Second Largest Penis' Ass!
After seeing some recent articles by Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name), the man with the world's smallest penis, and looking at his website, "Third Leg" Simpson decided to pay the guy a personal visit Saturday morning. "He came in the door an...Read full story