Funny story - Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.

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Funny story - Man With World's Smallest Penis Website #1

Man With World's Smallest Penis Website #1

Penis Minus Wilson, (Not his real name) the man with the world's smallest penis, who was second until the recent death of Harvey Tagbone, says that he has the most googled site on the internet. "This really works out great for me", Penis told seve...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick

Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...

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Funny story - Rumours Of Small Penis Haunt Spoof Writer

Rumours Of Small Penis Haunt Spoof Writer

A Spoof writer is being haunted by rumours regarding the size of his penis. Already the writer cannot walk down the local High Street without people giggling and pointing at him. Now the writer is spending his four days off hiding in the spare room.

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Funny story - How to Make Your Own Penis Sheath

How to Make Your Own Penis Sheath

Can't find, or can't afford a penis sheath? Follow these simple steps to make your own. All you need are a few tools, some string and a gourd. Gather your materials and find a clean, well lit area in which to work. This can get messy and you don't want to upset the missus...yet. Finding a gourd: You can always grow your own gourds for use as penis sheaths, but why wait? Trundle on down to the...

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Funny story - Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...

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Funny story - Man With The World's Smallest Penis Stomps Man With Second Largest Penis' Ass!

Man With The World's Smallest Penis Stomps Man With Second Largest Penis' Ass!

After seeing some recent articles by Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name), the man with the world's smallest penis, and looking at his website, "Third Leg" Simpson decided to pay the guy a personal visit Saturday morning. "He came in the door an...

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Funny story - Worlds Most Perfect penis Attached To Worlds Ugliest, Smelliest Man

Worlds Most Perfect penis Attached To Worlds Ugliest, Smelliest Man

The World Penis Festival ended toady with the winner of the prized 'Golden Shaft' being won by an ugly, fucking bastard. Markus Lowtonicus, from number 21 Sycamore Grove, Lancashire is regarded as a pig-ugly, minger of a man but that didn't stop h...

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Funny story - Man with World's Largest Penis and Woman with World's Largest Vagina Axed to "Keep Kids Quiet"

Man with World's Largest Penis and Woman with World's Largest Vagina Axed to "Keep Kids Quiet"

DETROIT, MI - Today, the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina were axed to "keep [their] damn kids quiet." "I been axin' you all morning to shet up them damn kids!" shouted Roni Witherspoon, 28, a downst...

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Funny story - Missouri Has Just Outlawed Penis Flashing

Missouri Has Just Outlawed Penis Flashing

JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri – (Satire News) – Missouri has been known as “The Show Me State” for 201 years. Back in 1993, a group of Republican state senators said that they wanted the state slogan changed since it was outdated as hell. They argue…

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Funny story - Banana Shaped Penises linked to Brain Power

Banana Shaped Penises linked to Brain Power

THE shape of a man's penis can reveal how sexually and mentally alert he will be in later life, according to new research by the University of Glasgow. Sexologists found that men with more banana shaped penises were less likely to experience a slo...

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Funny story - Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery

Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery

Reigning American Idol Runner-Up and all around gay guy Adam Lambert admitted to reporters that he had elective surgery on his recent concert tour of Southeast Asia. "When I stopped off in Bangkok, Thailand, I decided to take advantage of their medi...

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Funny story - The Female Wonder Pill (Ova-Yeppers) Successfully Grows Ovaries in Women in 49 of the 50 States

The Female Wonder Pill (Ova-Yeppers) Successfully Grows Ovaries in Women in 49 of the 50 States

PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – Alpha Beta’s Mimosa Sabrosa, has confirmed that the Phiderna Pharmaceuticals amazing ovaries-growing pill, sold under the name brand, Ova-Yeppers, has had fantastic results! Phiderna revealed that the revolutionary p…

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Funny story - Woman Files Lawsuit After Getting Chocolate Penis Lodged in Throat

Woman Files Lawsuit After Getting Chocolate Penis Lodged in Throat

Famous Chocolate Factory - In the news again, but not for anything they are happy about. The company was recently served with a law suit demanding an undisclosed amount of money from a woman who purchased a "Warren Beatty Creme Filled Penis" and now...

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Funny story - Man With The World's Smallest Penis Gets 10,000 Marriage Proposals

Man With The World's Smallest Penis Gets 10,000 Marriage Proposals

Andy "Handy" Doodler, the man with the world's smallest penis has received over 10,000 marriage proposals after several websites and tabloids did a story on him. Doodler, from Santa Fe, New Mexico, had stated in the article that he had been practi...

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Funny story - Where are they now? Keith Chegwin's Penis

Where are they now? Keith Chegwin's Penis

Go on, admit it. You know you did, but you don't want anyone to know. You are one of the millions who tuned into the Naked Jungle in June 2000 just to have a butcher's at cheeky chappy Cheggers' little winkle. You weren't disappointed. There he was just like a man-baby, not a hair in sight, so cute, with his little pink chubby body and his tiny baby willy. Heart warming. Keith later said it wa...

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Funny story - House Speaker Paul Ryan Unveils Cock and Alternative To Obamacare

House Speaker Paul Ryan Unveils Cock and Alternative To Obamacare

Washington DC- Saying he wasn't elected House Speaker to "sit around with my thumb up my ass," Paul Ryan today unveiled his cock and a legislative alternative to Obamacare that was "streamlined and nowhere near as massive as the original." Ryan took...

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Funny story - Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...

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Funny story - Penis implant ends Spoofer's shame

Penis implant ends Spoofer's shame

LONDON (ABSNN) -- Skoob1999, beloved writer for TheSpoof.com, admitted Monday morning that, due to certain extenuating circumstances, he had bowed to repeated requests by his wife, Mrs. Skoob (demands actually), to submit to penis enlargement. "I...

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Funny story - Adam Lambert Penis Mishap on Stage Blamed on Wardrobe

Adam Lambert Penis Mishap on Stage Blamed on Wardrobe

Adam Lambert has sent out word this morning that last night's incident while he was performing before a live audience in New Jersey was a complete fluke. According to a spokesman, the sudden flip-out of the glitter rock artist's penis during the f...

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