Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder
The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.
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Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick
Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roo...
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Rumours Of Small Penis Haunt Spoof Writer
A Spoof writer is being haunted by rumours regarding the size of his penis. Already the writer cannot walk down the local High Street without people giggling and pointing at him. Now the writer is spending his four days off hiding in the spare room.
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How to Make Your Own Penis Sheath
Can't find, or can't afford a penis sheath? Follow these simple steps to make your own. All you need are a few tools, some string and a gourd. Gather your materials and find a clean, well lit area in which to work. This can get messy and you don't want to upset the missus...yet. Finding a gourd: You can always grow your own gourds for use as penis sheaths, but why wait? Trundle on down to the...
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Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery
Reigning American Idol Runner-Up and all around gay guy Adam Lambert admitted to reporters that he had elective surgery on his recent concert tour of Southeast Asia. "When I stopped off in Bangkok, Thailand, I decided to take advantage of their medi...
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Man With The World's Smallest Penis Stomps Man With Second Largest Penis' Ass!
After seeing some recent articles by Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name), the man with the world's smallest penis, and looking at his website, "Third Leg" Simpson decided to pay the guy a personal visit Saturday morning. "He came in the door an...
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Wikileaks Documents Verify That Ron Jeremy Has The Biggest Penis In The USA
Man With The World's Smallest Penis Has Erection Problems
Man With World's Smallest Penis Dies Of Triple Cialis/Viagra Cocktail
Global Warming and Penis Size
Banana Shaped Penises linked to Brain Power
Penis blackening laser treatments the rage at Berkeley
Man With Two Knobs Seeks Second Marriage.
Jon Gosselin Goes In To Get His 3-Inch Penis Augmented
The Further Adventures of Harry's Todger
Worlds Most Perfect penis Attached To Worlds Ugliest, Smelliest Man
Not to Be Outdone by Female Vajazzling, Men Opting for Dickorating
Man With World's Largest Penis and Woman With World's Largest Vagina Snapped Up By ITV
Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina
Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "
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Man with World's Largest Penis and Woman with World's Largest Vagina Axed to "Keep Kids Quiet"
DETROIT, MI - Today, the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina were axed to "keep [their] damn kids quiet." "I been axin' you all morning to shet up them damn kids!" shouted Roni Witherspoon, 28, a downst...
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Man With The World's Smallest Penis Gets 10,000 Marriage Proposals
Andy "Handy" Doodler, the man with the world's smallest penis has received over 10,000 marriage proposals after several websites and tabloids did a story on him. Doodler, from Santa Fe, New Mexico, had stated in the article that he had been practi...
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It's A Cruel World - Writer With Miniscule Penis Goes For A Long Walk
Concerns raised today regarding the well being of Spoof contributor Skoob, who was gutted that fellow Spoofers betrayed him when they made public his concerns over being the not very proud possessor of a Tom Thumb penis. Skoob had aired his anguis...
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Woman Files Lawsuit After Getting Chocolate Penis Lodged in Throat
Famous Chocolate Factory - In the news again, but not for anything they are happy about. The company was recently served with a law suit demanding an undisclosed amount of money from a woman who purchased a "Warren Beatty Creme Filled Penis" and now...
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Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver
London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...
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Adam Lambert: Man With World's Largest "Mangina?"
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Sympathetic North American Idol fans, in a show of support for this year's runner-up Adam Lambert, voted the rising star "The Man With the World's Largest Mangina." The honorary title was bestowed upon him by means of votes cast at...
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Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks
We all know it isn't black men. Even though they are the but of jokes, it turns out that it isn't Japanese men. It also isn't tribal pygmies. A survey of prostitutes in fifteen cities around the world reveals that it is Arabic men who have the w...
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Adam Lambert Penis Mishap on Stage Blamed on Wardrobe
Adam Lambert has sent out word this morning that last night's incident while he was performing before a live audience in New Jersey was a complete fluke. According to a spokesman, the sudden flip-out of the glitter rock artist's penis during the f...
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Where are they now? Keith Chegwin's Penis
Go on, admit it. You know you did, but you don't want anyone to know. You are one of the millions who tuned into the Naked Jungle in June 2000 just to have a butcher's at cheeky chappy Cheggers' little winkle. You weren't disappointed. There he was just like a man-baby, not a hair in sight, so cute, with his little pink chubby body and his tiny baby willy. Heart warming. Keith later said it wa...
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Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'
NEW YORK CITY, NY - After being axed by a TV Channel, the woman with the world's largest vagina told the world that hers was "pissed off," and that it was "not going away." A seasoned Broadway veteran, she responded to her release by network execs...
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Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis
A Blackpool man who has the world's smallest penis, is in the spotlight this week, as scientists prepare for what they believe will be the first organised contact with aliens from another solar system. Art Hurpint, 43, the owner of the tiny append...
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Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina
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Man with World's Largest Penis and Woman with World's Largest Vagina Axed to "Keep Kids Quiet"
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Adam Lambert: Man With World's Largest "Mangina?"
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Michael Jackson had a Huge Dick
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Rumours Of Small Penis Haunt Spoof Writer
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It's A Cruel World - Writer With Miniscule Penis Goes For A Long Walk
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Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery
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Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks
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Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver
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Where are they now? Keith Chegwin's Penis
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Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder
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Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis
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How to Make Your Own Penis Sheath
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Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'
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Man With The World's Smallest Penis Stomps Man With Second Largest Penis' Ass!
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Woman Files Lawsuit After Getting Chocolate Penis Lodged in Throat
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Man With The World's Smallest Penis Gets 10,000 Marriage Proposals
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Adam Lambert Penis Mishap on Stage Blamed on Wardrobe
