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Funny story: Business News: Goldman Sachs employees to be allowed to carry out duties with their cocks out

Business News: Goldman Sachs employees to be allowed to carry out duties with their cocks out

In a surprise move, the international banking giant, Goldman Sachs, has announced that their recent initiative to introduce a more relaxed dress code is to be extended to allow male employees to have their cocks hanging out during working hours at th...

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Funny story: Chinese restaurants thriving thanks to transsexuals

Chinese restaurants thriving thanks to transsexuals

An obscure delicacy in rural China, "luxury mouse" is now available in Chinese restaurants throughout the UK. It is proving very popular, and receiving rave reviews on websites such as RateMyNosh and Guzzlr. With a thick meaty texture and a velvet...

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Funny story: Cerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest

Cerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest

"If Premier League footballers can benefit from selling the use of their image, then why can't I?" asked John Thomas Hardwicke, alias the Cerne Abbas Giant, in conversation with The Spoof at his Dorset home. "For years and years, since the inventi...

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Funny story: Firemen free penis from a zip!

Firemen free penis from a zip!

Sirens, alarm bells and fire engines rushed to a dramatic emergency along the M1 near Luton on Saturday, ignoring cats stuck up trees and monkeys. They were called out after a Romanian trucker called the emergency line, reporting that he was stuck...

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Funny story: Internationally Famous Ghost Hunter's Penis Too Small To Enter Hoia Baciu Forest In Romania At Night Without Cameras

Internationally Famous Ghost Hunter's Penis Too Small To Enter Hoia Baciu Forest In Romania At Night Without Cameras

With an ego the size of Jupiter, and a constant desire for media attention because he feels insecure with himself, internationally-famous ghost hunter, Jonathan Casey, confessed last Tuesday that his penis is only 4 inches long when fully erect, and...

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Funny story: Doctor Who "I Still Use Men's Toilets"

Doctor Who "I Still Use Men's Toilets"

"I just keep forgetting that I don't have a todger any more," said a despondent Doctor, "and, to be frank, I rather miss my old trouser snake." The new Doctor opened up to our Entertainment Editor, Paxton Quigley, in an exclusive interview. "It...

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Funny story: Dick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model

Dick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model

A writer and former model has said that the new craze of 'Dick pics' that has taken social media by storm, is completely harmless, and that people shouldn't be "so sensitive". Stina Saucers said that she receives "four or five" every day, and that...

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Funny story: Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

North Yorkshire Police have apologised for providing "too much detail" in a description of a man who performed a sex act in front of a woman in York. The force had said it was looking for a "fat, naked man" and described his sexual organs explicitly...

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Funny story: South African Government Minister Confirms What Everyone Thinks of Politicians

South African Government Minister Confirms What Everyone Thinks of Politicians

South Africa's security services have been accused of hacking a politician's phone after a private sex tape emerged. South Africans are gleefully sharing the video on WhatsApp and Home Affairs Minister Mr Gigaba apologised on Twitter to his family af...

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Funny story: Man's Cock Gets Trapped In Zip

Man's Cock Gets Trapped In Zip

A man has revealed how a night out with friends ended in agony and a hospital visit, after he carelessly got his cock trapped in his zip. Alan Smith, 28, had been breaking drinking records with his mates in pubs around downtown New York, and, as l...

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Funny story: Man Spills Coffee on His Penis After Long Night of Drinking

Man Spills Coffee on His Penis After Long Night of Drinking

After a long and hard night of drinking at his class reunion, walking back home in the rain, and then proceeding to throw up one of his kidneys, most of his internal organs, his spleen, his pancreas, the 1% of his liver that actually still works, and...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Keith Chegwin's Penis

Where are they now? Keith Chegwin's Penis

Go on, admit it. You know you did, but you don't want anyone to know. You are one of the millions who tuned into the Naked Jungle in June 2000 just to have a butcher's at cheeky chappy Cheggers' little winkle. You weren't disappointed. There he was just like a man-baby, not a hair in sight, so cute, with his little pink chubby body and his tiny baby willy. Heart warming. Keith later said it wa...

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Funny story: Elderly spoof writer writes testimonials for erectile dysfunction product!

Elderly spoof writer writes testimonials for erectile dysfunction product!

In a news conference held this morning in Louisburg, North Carolina, the maker of the erectile medication medication, Good & Plenty, the company announced that the Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg was indeed the writer of its on-line ads for...

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Funny story: Gun association and erectile dysfunction pill maker in joint venture: Penis Bump Shots!

Gun association and erectile dysfunction pill maker in joint venture: Penis Bump Shots!

In a surprise announcement this morning, the Gun Club of America GCA and the Pizzle Corporation, the manufacturer of erectile dysfunction medication announced a joint venture in which Pizzle will manufacture and the GCA will market a new product: Th...

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Funny story: 'Big Dick' festival in Japan leaves Japanese women looking at something they will never experience, live!

'Big Dick' festival in Japan leaves Japanese women looking at something they will never experience, live!

The annual 'Big Dick' festival held in Kawasaki, Japan, is proof that Japanese men need to build massive model 'dicks' because they are too ashamed to expose their own miniature versions! Starting with India, and travelling eastwards, Asian men te...

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Funny story: Prizer Laboratories to introduce 'orange pill' for overly-endowed men

Prizer Laboratories to introduce 'orange pill' for overly-endowed men

Men with oversized genitalia no longer have to suffer. Prizer Labs now introduces a new 'orange pill' called Argaiv to relieve this condition. Women welcome this new product. Keisha Holcombe says, "Jamal's thing was dayam bigger than a motherf__ki...

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Funny story: Penis blackening laser treatments the rage at Berkeley

Penis blackening laser treatments the rage at Berkeley

Berkeley, CA - The Gilipollas Clinic, according to BLM activists here, is awash with clients getting penis darkening laser treatments. Ironically the opposite is happening in Thailand As reported here. Here in Berkeley, pale members of BLM are...

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