Written by Bureau

Thursday, 24 February 2011

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Adam Lambert has sent out word this morning that last night's incident while he was performing before a live audience in New Jersey was a complete fluke.

According to a spokesman, the sudden flip-out of the glitter rock artist's penis during the first song after a break, was because he had torn his undies with the split he did during the number.

"There's a lot of activity out there with rock music", stated Arthur "Poopsy" Page. "For that matter, there always has been."

Arthur went on to report that wearing tight pants and easy to split undies can be a dangerous situation.

"I think Lambert handled it well", stated one fan. "I don't mean that he was up there handling it...I gotta go."

Another fan told reporters that Adam had merely stated, "Well, Hello my friend", which brought a lot of laughter. He then stopped, walked off stage and came back in about ten minutes and did the whole song over."

"It's the Janet Jackson thing all over again", stated another. "Lambert is gifted in several areas so it could have been a planned accident."

After all the interviews, not one person condemned the mishap.

"When I bought my ticket, it was part of a 'package deal' so I wasn't all that surprised", giggled a young lady.

That started a whole bunch of "bringing the matter to a head" and "should have sang 'It's Your Thing' and other puns as the crowd left the performance.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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