Gay Man Annoys Neighbour By Putting His Penis in Wife's Ear

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Tuesday, 12 October 2010


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Honey. Crisps. Nipples.

A gay man has been sending his neighbour around the bend with his hilarious pranks.

Larry Sabu, 20, likes nothing better than sliding into bed next to his neighbour's wife and slotting his flaccid penis into her ear, then taking a picture of it, posting it off to a chap in Kuala Lumpur who paints accurate portraits with his willy, then hangs the completed masterpiece in the garden outside for all to see.

And the great thing is that the neighbour can do nothing about it because Larry is gay and that means that he has done nothing wrong in the eyes of God - apart from being gay, that is.

Other stunts include stowing away on camping trips to Cornwall then leaping out and groping his neighbour's wife's breasts with a toilet brush outside Arthur C Clarke's old residence.

Larry told us that his next trick will involve a jar of honey, a packet of Walker's crisps and his neighbour's nipples when she visits her mother's house in Stoke.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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