Man With The World's Smallest Penis Stomps Man With Second Largest Penis' Ass!

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Saturday, 8 August 2009

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"Don't Mess With Me!"

After seeing some recent articles by Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name), the man with the world's smallest penis, and looking at his website, "Third Leg" Simpson decided to pay the guy a personal visit Saturday morning.

"He came in the door and didn't even knock", stated Wilson. Then he declared that HE was the man with the world's largest penis, which is a lie because I've read about HIM on TheSpoof site."

"Then he tells me his name is "Third Leg" Simpson and I get afraid."

Simpson then apparently whipped out a huge sausage and Wilson's pygmy wife fainted as Penis Minus grabbed his rear end and ran to the doorway.

"Just wanted you to know what one looked like!", he told Penis Minus.

"Then he laughed really loud and woke up my wife, Halletta. We both then felt that we were being threatened and when he began walking towards my wife with his weapon drawn, she withdrew a blowgun from the coffee table drawer and stunned him with a tranquilizer dart."

"That was when I remembered my old army training and put on my old army boots and went over to his prostrate body and proceeded to stomp the shit out of him."

"I hate violence, but there comes a time when a man has to be a man!"

According to the hospital report, "Third Leg" was badly bruised but after swallowing a couple of Viagra pills, ran out the door on all three legs.

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