Indian Men Have Small Penises - Fact

Funny story written by Dr Edward Maxwell

Tuesday, 11 March 2008


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Scientists in India have concluded that Indian men have the smallest penises in the world. Condom makers have been advised that they need to make mini condoms to help these poor afflicted men.

India, The Jewel in British Crown, which was handed back to the Indians, suffers from high population. This it seems is due in part to the normal sized condoms falling of the little dicks.

Indian men are claiming that the study is racist. However it seems that they are confused with the term racism. Racism is not an issue here - small penises are.

The data is still being collated and analysed by the Indian Council of Medical Research (ICMR), but preliminary findings indicate that condoms available in the market are oversized.

The average size of an Indian mans penis is half that of his European and North American counterpart, which is not racism but a fact of life.

Condoms, latex sheaths devised as a contraceptive tool, have in recent times also emerged as the best safeguard against sexually transmitted diseases, especially the deadly HIV. An ill-fitting condom that slips or ruptures defeats the purpose of wearing one which explains why STDs and other sexual diseases are prevalent in the former Raj.

However the news is not all bad. Rubber producers predict that the recent news will mean that rubber stocks, now condoms for Indian men will be smaller, due to their teeny weeny penises, will last significantly longer than expected.

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