HOUSTON, TX - The man with the world's largest man-boobs was given the axe today by a local Foxx affiliate, leaving many wanting answers.
"Is somebody going to write a spoof story about it?" asked Sally Jenkins. "That's something I'd really like to read about."
Many Americans seem to feel the same way. A recent poll suggests spoof readers across the board are hungry for something new, something meatier, something less tired than another lame story about the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina.
"There's only so much mileage you can get out of a story like that," said one spoof writer. "Then, you have to give people something new, something fresh, something that's so far 'outside the box' it'll BLOW THEIR MINDS!"
How about a story about the man with the world's largest man-boobs getting axed by a TV channel?
"Man, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!" he said with a satisfied smile. "Yeah."
Experts at QuantumCast predict such a "man-boob" story, while probably receiving no better than a 3-star rating, should garner several hundred views the first day alone, driven by relatively strong viewer interest in man-boobs.