Funny story - How old people are screwed by computers

How old people are screwed by computers

Everyone knows that old people and computers don't mix. The case of the absconded email password illustrates exactly how the curdling takes place, orchestrated by big tech. This is the notorious case of Miss Wiggins, an old maid who lives alone…

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Funny story - A Florida Octogenarian Couple Discover a Volcano

A Florida Octogenarian Couple Discover a Volcano

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that a huge volcano has just been discovered east of Pensacola. The volcano has been given the name Mt. St. Citrus. Reports coming out of the Plywood State point out that the Florida Hous…

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Funny story - Elderly man found living as dog with pack of hounds!

Elderly man found living as dog with pack of hounds!

The Franklin Times newspaper in rural North Carolina is reporting today that an elderly man has been found living in the woods near Louisburg, NC with a pack of dogs and is living as part of the pack. Apparently the man is healthy and relatives stat...

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Funny story - Mexican Woman Claims she is old

Mexican Woman Claims she is old

Northeast, Mexico- Local Mexican woman named, Leandra Becerra Lumbreras tells authorities that she believes she is 127 years old; this would make her the oldest living person to ever roam this earth. According to the Guinness book of world records, t...

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Funny story - New Computerized Cane for Elderly Says 'Piss Off' and Other Sayings

New Computerized Cane for Elderly Says 'Piss Off' and Other Sayings

Development is proceeding on a computerized cane for the Elderly at the Elderly Are Cash Cows Corporation. Plans are for a cane with a flashing light and siren for crossing streets. Also, a button that puts out the horn sound of a Large semi-t…

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Funny story - Over 60s Now More Sexually Active Than Ever

Over 60s Now More Sexually Active Than Ever

People in the over 60s age group are now more sexually active than their younger counterparts, according to a bloke in the pub.

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Funny story - Spoof Writer, 90, Dumped Twice by Same Girl 65 Years Apart

Spoof Writer, 90, Dumped Twice by Same Girl 65 Years Apart

Of all the girls I dated - lots in my time, which includes now - I'd only been dumped once before. I usually did the dumping. But this time, at 90, I got the full--blown treatment. Right down to having my email BLOCKED! Me! A recognized contributor t…

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Funny story - An Elderly Florida Couple Caught Having Sex in a Carnival Bumper Car

An Elderly Florida Couple Caught Having Sex in a Carnival Bumper Car

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has confirmed that a couple who are both in their late 70s, were caught having dry sex in a bumper car that belongs to The Traveling Dixie Carnival Show. Burt and Irene Fumsteen, were videotaped…

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Funny story - Elderlies annoyed with reports on what they’re thinking about following demise

Elderlies annoyed with reports on what they’re thinking about following demise

Starting with an article in Newsweek magazine yesterday, a wave of irritation and protest has surged throughout the elderly community. The Newsweek headline: “Elderly Americans are dying without getting to read Mueller’s report and they’re not...

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Funny story - Most Elderly Think Social Networking is a Bedroom Activity

Most Elderly Think Social Networking is a Bedroom Activity

Interviewed by Modern Lifestyle Magazine for their "Decade in Review" edition, it was found that most people over the age of 70 think that social networking, and specifically social networking tools are "unmentionable" things that happen in the bedro...

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Funny story - Memory Test

Memory Test

Grandad, do you have problems remembering things? I do. Names in particular. I have to make lists of all the nieces, grand nieces, nephews and grand nephews and learn them by heart. You always get my name right. Well, it's the same as your mother's and her mothers. I get into trouble at school if I forget things. Such as? Oh those awful maths things and the names in science. Real...

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Funny story - "Have you seen my Teeth?" asks Grandfather around Dinner table

"Have you seen my Teeth?" asks Grandfather around Dinner table

Christmas dinner was slightly soured by Grandad ‘Foggy’ losing his false teeth. ‘Foggy’ is named after the character in Last of The Summer Wine, but actually Christened as Alloysius Bennington by his Parents lost his teeth somewhere around the Chr…

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Funny story - Easy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality

Easy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality

We're constantly told that we should not judge people or discriminate against them because of their color, sex, gender orientation, religion, or political stance, and now comes the latest warning - to stop judging people because of the music they lis…

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Funny story - Granny Needs A Pussy Pounding

Granny Needs A Pussy Pounding

Yes, I'm old. Old as dirt. Fortunately, it's still proper etiquette for a woman not to have to reveal her age, so I won't. I will say, I'm old enough to remember when women protested the objectification, suppression, and dominance of men by burning bras in America's streets. I gleefully threw my symbol of male bondage on the burning alter of women's rights. I admit, not much of an offering at the...

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Funny story - Woman, 89, Busted for Keeping Kids' Balls

Woman, 89, Busted for Keeping Kids' Balls

Blue Tick, Ohio - An 89 year old Ohio woman faces charges of petit theft and grievous bodily harm after being arrested for keeping neighbourhood children's balls. Edna Gonads was taken into custody by Blue Tick sheriff's deputy, Barney Fife, over...

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Funny story - Pensioners ride around in limousines to save heating their houses

Pensioners ride around in limousines to save heating their houses

Tory Minister Ivor Biggun is in deep trouble after suggesting that cash-strapped pensioners should think about saving money in the supermarkets by avoiding expensive foods such as caviar. The Eton-educated toff also told a caller giving his name as “…

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Funny story - Knitting - there is no easy way

Knitting - there is no easy way

A government think-tank comprising of esteemed scientists, mathematicians, statisticians and four elderly ladies, yesterday concluded that there is no easy way to approach the almost forgotten art of knitting. "Knitting is an incredibly complex pr...

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Funny story - The Top 10 Upsides of Turning 60

The Top 10 Upsides of Turning 60

It's no fun turning 60. It's the official beginning of "old manhood," as in, "What are you doing in the fast lane, old man?" Or worse, "What are you doing in the diaper aisle, old man?" But as with most things in life, there are some positives. Change can be good. Improvements have been made. For instance, the life expectancy of an American male back in 1937 was 58. If that number hadn't improv...

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Funny story - The Sexual Reason Why Authorities Closed Down The Lost Libido Old Folks Home in Rancho Cucamonga, California

The Sexual Reason Why Authorities Closed Down The Lost Libido Old Folks Home in Rancho Cucamonga, California

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency reports that city authorities in Rancho Cucamonga have shut down the town’s oldest senior citizen’s nursing home. OGNA writer Ashburn Wasabi, stated that he spoke with…

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Funny story - OAP replaces leaking tap in the Bog and is now recovering in hospital with a heart attack

OAP replaces leaking tap in the Bog and is now recovering in hospital with a heart attack

Erith, Kent, UK: Replacing leaking taps under sinks can sometimes be a harrowing experience for OAP's and people with 'Jurassic' knees. However, calling a plumber to do the job is even more harrowing after they send their invoice! It is a common f…

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