Woman, 92, Charged With Murdering Husband, 98

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Saturday, 13 March 2010


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A 92 year old woman has been charged with murdering her husband in Sydney Australia.

Though a post mortem is to be undertaken to officially confirm the cause of death, neighbours have reported that the woman chopped off her husbands penis to "sort herself out" after he complained that he was too tired to "do it again" for the 6th time that morning.

Neighbours of the couple have told of the couples insatiable sexual appetite for each other, though both were virgins until they had married just 8 months earlier.

It is also reported that the couple were recently barred from their local bingo hall after they were caught in a compromising position in the broom cupboard.

One neighbour who does not wish to be named said, "it's such a shame, they seemed like a lovely couple and had even told us they were trying for a baby"

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