ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio - (Satire News) - Abby Yukon, a writer with Hearsay Today, recently visited an elderly couple in their luxurious Elephant Butt, home.
The couple are Josh (84) and Begonia (85) Seftonwood. Josh is a retired firefighter and Begonia is a retired masseuse.
When asked what the secret to their being married for 60 years is, Begonia quickly stated that the secret is that they fuck twice a day without fail.
Josh grinned as he said that at first it was a bit difficult for him to get a woody (erection) in the water, but he giggled as he said that Beggy, as he calls his wife, soon showed him that by giving him a hummer (blow job) he was quickly able to get and maintain a hardon.
SIDENOTE: When not in the pool screwing, the Seftonwoods like to attend heavy metal concerts and play naked leap frog in their backyard.