Ohio Ocotgenarians Reveal The Secret To Their 60-Year Marriage Is That Have Sexual Intercourse In Their Pool Twice A Day

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Sunday, 15 January 2023

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The 80-year-old couple said they enjoy playing "Strip Dominoes" with the next door couple, who are in their early 30's.

ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio - (Satire News) - Abby Yukon, a writer with Hearsay Today, recently visited an elderly couple in their luxurious Elephant Butt, home.

The couple are Josh (84) and Begonia (85) Seftonwood. Josh is a retired firefighter and Begonia is a retired masseuse.

When asked what the secret to their being married for 60 years is, Begonia quickly stated that the secret is that they fuck twice a day without fail.

Josh grinned as he said that at first it was a bit difficult for him to get a woody (erection) in the water, but he giggled as he said that Beggy, as he calls his wife, soon showed him that by giving him a hummer (blow job) he was quickly able to get and maintain a hardon.

SIDENOTE: When not in the pool screwing, the Seftonwoods like to attend heavy metal concerts and play naked leap frog in their backyard.

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