Bye Bye Youth
(Sung to Bye Bye Love)
Yet another oldie to tap your toes to, whether you're rockin' to the oldies in your favorite rockin' chair or buzzin' past the nurses in your brand spankin' new mobility scooter. Who better to parody than the Everly Brothers, who are still alive to sing along to this one.
Bye bye youth,
Bye bye agility,
Hello senility,
I think I'm a gonna cry-y.
Bye Bye looks,
Bye Bye suppleness,
Hello bagginess,
My how time does fly-y.
Bye bye my youth goodby-y.
I was a looker
at twenty-one.
During my thirties,
I sure had fun.
Made it to forty
Without a frown,
But hitting sixty
That's got me down.
Bye bye Youth,
Bye bye agility,
Hello senility,
I think I'm a gonna cry-y.
Bye Bye looks,
Bye Bye suppleness,
Hello bagginess,
My how time does fly-y.
Bye bye my youth goodby-y.
I'm pushing sixty
And I've been told,
It's the new forty
And ain't so old.
Will you please tell that
To my sex drive,
Hell I'm just happy
To be alive.
Bye bye youth,
Bye bye agility,
Hello senility,
I think I'm a gonna cry-y.
Bye Bye looks,
Bye Bye suppleness,
Hello bagginess,
My how time does fly-y.
Bye bye my youth goodby-y.
Bye bye my youth goodbye-y.
Bye bye my youth goodbye-y.
