PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has confirmed that a couple who are both in their late 70s, were caught having dry sex in a bumper car that belongs to The Traveling Dixie Carnival Show.
Burt and Irene Fumsteen, were videotaped by a carnival security guard, having simulated sex in a red bumper car which was identified as BC-790.
The two elderlies were forcibly taken out of the car (Exhibit-1017) and escorted off the property.
Burt said that they have been married for 53 years and it was the best car sex that he’s ever had.
Meanwhile Irene commented that thanks to the security guard interrupting them, she only managed to have half an orgasm.
SIDENOTE: The carnival manager told Pensacola Police that the bumper car has been taken out of service and will have to be power sprayed and fumigated before it is put back into service.
