Old Farts Start Their Own "Tea Party"!

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Thursday, 24 October 2013

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Washington: Several older gentlemen have registered their own political party today that will compete with the Democrats and Republicans in 2016!

"We're sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and (Slap on the back) being blamed for all the country's ills", stated 89-year-old Hummus Pickle. "They blame the older people for drawing out the money we paid in to Social Security and Medicare. Not only did we pay it in all our working lives, so did our employers."

"The next person who calls OUR money 'entitlements' will get a shoe towards his head, even if it only gets thrown two-feet", stated 82-year-old Jim Geezer. "It'll be a simballicks gesture."

"If all those young whipperwills...what?...oh, Whippersnappers would get to work and kick in some social security, we'd make it fine", agreed Ben Has.

They plan to get their wives and girlfriends support and all of them call people all over America.

"We haven't agreed on our candidates yet", stated 90-year-old, Roger Codger. "But our slogan will be "Hang in there and live long enough to vote!" and we're calling our group, 'The Pee Tardy'."

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