Funny story - Leno Admits He Was Once Gay

Leno Admits He Was Once Gay

Hollywood, CA-Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless,&qu...

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Funny story - Robert Mueller Appointed Special Counsel For Smith-Rock Oscars Investigation; Will Smith Unfazed By Announcement, Expects Favorable Verdict

Robert Mueller Appointed Special Counsel For Smith-Rock Oscars Investigation; Will Smith Unfazed By Announcement, Expects Favorable Verdict

LOS ANGELES, CA - The Academy has announced it will investigate the Oscars incident involving Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. Former FBI Director and head of Donald Trump’s Russia investigation, Robert Mueller will serve as special counsel to oversee…

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Funny story - The Academy Award Slap That Was Seen Around The World

The Academy Award Slap That Was Seen Around The World

Ukrainian refugees bombed out of their homes, towns, and villages, presently residing in refuge centers in Ukraine, Poland, and everywhere else that will take them are praying their hands to the sky, asking, “What the hell is wrong with those America…

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Funny story - Bad Guys Union Of Hollywood

Bad Guys Union Of Hollywood

It is time to sing praises to those unsung heroes of Hollywood- the actors and actresses who play bad guys (or should we say ‘Unsung Anti-heroes’? Unfortunately the only song I can think of to sing for them is ‘Bad To The Bone’) Too many of them have…

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Funny story - Rob Pattinson's "The Batman" Is The Greatest Batman Movie of All-Time!

Rob Pattinson's "The Batman" Is The Greatest Batman Movie of All-Time!

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Every Hollywood movie publication is singing the praises of the latest installment in the Batman franchise. Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole wrote that Rob Pattinson is the sexiest of any of the previous B…

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Funny story - Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing

Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing

Hollywood, CA - Richard Gere, iconic star of mega blockbuster hits such as "Pretty Woman", "An Officer and a Gentleman" and a bunch of other crap that I think my mom probably still owns on VHS, finally found out about the decades-old urban legend tha...

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach

Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach

Things just seem to go from bad to worse for former British royal family member, the ex-Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, after the latest news that she has been arrested by uniformed officers at the Santa Monica beach in Los Angeles on Sunday, and c…

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Funny story - Airport Scanners may prove to "discover" a new star

Airport Scanners may prove to "discover" a new star

Recent reports to local news avenues have said that most people are not even aware that the new security scanners can actually see their naked bodies. If you are not a terrorist with bombs concealed on your body you have nothing to fear of this ne...

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Funny story - Harry Potter’s stunt pubic wig reveals all and comes clean

Harry Potter’s stunt pubic wig reveals all and comes clean

This November is the tenth anniversary of ‘Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows’ and rumours of a re-released directors cut restoring Harry’s shower scene have got Potter bloggers throbbing with excitement. ‘In this film Harry’s an adult,’ said D…

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Funny story - Terminator Creator Reveals Idea For Story Came From Time Traveller From The Future

Terminator Creator Reveals Idea For Story Came From Time Traveller From The Future

James Cameron, the creator of the 1984 blockbuster movie 'The Terminator', starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, has confessed that the brilliant idea for the story came from a totally unexpected source. The concept, says Cameron, which is almost beyon…

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Funny story - Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare

HOLLYWOOD - A special meeting of members of the US and foreign press was held today in an effort to create a catchy news title for celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

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Funny story - Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"

Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"

SANTA MARIA, CA -- Appearing as a witness for the defense in the Michael Jackson molestation trial, Hollywood heartthrob Tom Cruise set the record straight about his past experience with Michael Jackson. Before a packed courtroom, Tom Cruise...

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Funny story - Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache

Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache

Enthusiasts of the former German Chancellor and tyrant, Adolf Hitler, and those of silent-movie comedian Charlie Chaplin, are engaged in a war of words over which of the two men was first to sport the famous moustache they both became synonymous with...

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Funny story - "Siamese" Twin Breasts Survive Separation Surgery

"Siamese" Twin Breasts Survive Separation Surgery

Hollywood, California - Conjoined twin breasts, known publicly as "The Girls" were successfully separated after nearly 12 hours of surgery, yesterday. The two breasts were said to have shared one nipple and mammary glands.

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Funny story - Next James Bond Could Be Mixed-Race Transgenderist With One Leg And A Lisp

Next James Bond Could Be Mixed-Race Transgenderist With One Leg And A Lisp

After the stunning news, this week, that the new James Bond is both black and female in the form of Lashana Lynch, it's been revealed that producers are already looking to the future, and will break down even more boundaries next time around. Havi…

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Funny story - Richard Gere Lets Shilpa Shetty Kiss Him - Hollywood Meets Bollywood Trouble

Richard Gere Lets Shilpa Shetty Kiss Him - Hollywood Meets Bollywood Trouble

(Mumbai) Former Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere has landed himself in hot water after being accused of "insulting Indian culture".

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Funny story - Bennifer Has Been Replaced: Hollywood has new "Super Couple"

Bennifer Has Been Replaced: Hollywood has new "Super Couple"

People all over the world are shouting and laughing and enjoying life again. The reason? Hollywood has a new Super Couple, an "It Pair".

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Funny story - Keanu Reeves Home Raided For Animal Endangerment

Keanu Reeves Home Raided For Animal Endangerment

Early Tuesday morning the Los Angeles County sheriffs department raided actor Keanu Reeves' Hollywood estate. The raid took place after an anonymous tip made the week before. Reeves was taken out in hand cuffs and animal control officers carted off d...

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Funny story - Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed

Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed

Hollywood, CA- Surprising Christians and pornography viewers alike, porn star Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy and televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker Messner announced plans to wed.

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Funny story - Obituary: Sean Connery Discovers You Only Live Once

Obituary: Sean Connery Discovers You Only Live Once

Sean Connery, the actor who died at the weekend, having had a long and successful career 'tramping the boards' - not least in the James Bond movies - has finally found that, contrary to popular belief, you only live once. Connery died on Saturday,…

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