Comic Book Characters Too Macho for Disney
If, like me, you grew up in the 1960s or 1970s, you will be familiar with comics. Lying on your tummy and reading about superheroes was a weekly event. Sadly hollywood is going woke and ruining even American favourites. Here's a few of my heroes who...Read full story
Harry Maguire To Star As The Next James Bond
The world of British entertainment cheered in unison last night when it was announced that Harry Maguire, the new Manchester United central defender will be the next James Bond. Maguire will replace Daniel Craig, who has been Bond four times, the...Read full story
Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house
It has been reported that a human ring of burly hirsute men have gathered around the luxurious home of comedian Robin Williams.Read full story
President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week
President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...Read full story
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare
HOLLYWOOD - A special meeting of members of the US and foreign press was held today in an effort to create a catchy news title for celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.Read full story
Jennifer Lopez Debuts New Line of Trailer Trash Haute Couture
Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Well, she has gone and done it: Jennifer Lopez today debuted her new line of fresh and trashy tart wear that simply screams to be worn by trailer park debutantes across the nation. Dubbing her new line Two...Read full story
Zellweger Calls It Quits, Saying 'He Had It Comin''
HOLLYWOOD-Tinseltown Attorney General Overlee Shameless has gained grand jury support for indictment of Hollywood sensation Rene "Roxie Hart" Zellweger for conspiracy, attempted murder, and most shocking of all, being a serial role killer.Read full story
Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache
Enthusiasts of the former German Chancellor and tyrant, Adolf Hitler, and those of silent-movie comedian Charlie Chaplin, are engaged in a war of words over which of the two men was first to sport the famous moustache they both became synonymous with...Read full story
Hollywood Bombshell: Harrison Ford Dying From Dutch Elm Disease
The Hollywood rumour mill is rife with reports that Hollywood legend, Harrison Ford, has Dutch Elm Disease and is not expected to last until Christmas. Ford, 109, is famed for his wooden performances in over a thousand blockbuster movies, includin...Read full story
WWE Sold to Tom Cruise; Vince McMahon Fired
STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT (WWE Special) The decision made yesterday to sell the entire WWE organization to Hollywood actor Tom Cruise struck a blow to diehard wrestling fans throughout the world. Trying to adjust to being unable to watch smackdowns and m...Read full story
Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !
HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...Read full story
Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"
SANTA MARIA, CA -- Appearing as a witness for the defense in the Michael Jackson molestation trial, Hollywood heartthrob Tom Cruise set the record straight about his past experience with Michael Jackson. Before a packed courtroom, Tom Cruise...Read full story
Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond
Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...Read full story
Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!
Voyeurism is the pastime of spying on someone who is unaware of his or her presence. were the victim aware, he or she (usually, she) wouldn't be lolling around naked in the first place, especially in the presence, seen or unseen, of anyone else (unless she is also an exhibitionist). If the voyeur is hard up enough to ogle someone in secret and there is no one available to ogle, he will usually...Read full story
Apprentice Alla Fires Donald Trump in First Episode
Hollywood -- Donald Trump may have dominated Ivana, and Marla Maples, but he's apparently met his match with Alla Wartenberg, a former stripper who teased and tormented a cold-blooded killer and lived to tell about it. In the first episode, sc...Read full story
Michael Cohen gets Hollywood Blvd Star
Hollywood, CA. The Bored Directors - yes, that's what they call themselves - of the famed Hollywood Walk of Fame, voted today to place a star on the fabled sidewalk in recognition of Michael "Flip" Cohen's unequaled performance before House and Senat...Read full story
The Greatest Action Movie Ever.
The film is about a young world middleweight boxing champion Lance O'Flynn who is also a black belt in Karate and who gets conscripted by MI6 to be trained as a special agent. He shows himself a willing pupil and quickly masters seven languages plus quantum physics. His handsome Irish good looks and natural intelligence, as well as his ability to read the Kama Sutra in Urdu, make him a wow wit...Read full story
Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback
HOLLYWEIRD, CA - In an attempt to reduce spiraling production costs associated with special effects-laden fantasy and adventure movies, Hollywood filmmakers are making spaghetti Westerns again in the hope that these cheap films may make a comeback am...Read full story
Tom Cruise Still Battling---This Time With Lauren Bacall, Brooke Shields And Other Famous Babes
Africa, Europe (Cheltenham, Rome, etc.), U.S. (Athens, N.Y., Hollywood, etc.) and Mars Intergalactically---Fresh from his thrilling victory defending itsy bitsy teeny weeny Dakota Fanning from nasty blood curdling Martians, Tom Cruise battling fever...Read full story