Funny story - Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"

Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"

SANTA MARIA, CA -- Appearing as a witness for the defense in the Michael Jackson molestation trial, Hollywood heartthrob Tom Cruise set the record straight about his past experience with Michael Jackson. Before a packed courtroom, Tom Cruise...

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Funny story - "Siamese" Twin Breasts Survive Separation Surgery

"Siamese" Twin Breasts Survive Separation Surgery

Hollywood, California - Conjoined twin breasts, known publicly as "The Girls" were successfully separated after nearly 12 hours of surgery, yesterday. The two breasts were said to have shared one nipple and mammary glands.

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach

Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach

Things just seem to go from bad to worse for former British royal family member, the ex-Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, after the latest news that she has been arrested by uniformed officers at the Santa Monica beach in Los Angeles on Sunday, and c…

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Funny story - Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

It has been reported that a human ring of burly hirsute men have gathered around the luxurious home of comedian Robin Williams.

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Funny story - Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers

Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (HARD ON-LINE)-- Toxic shock tween twat extrordinaire, Britney Spears, came out swinging on here website, berating the tabloids & cursing out her business manager and close family for trying to keep control of B...

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Funny story - Baldwin to Play Trump in Biopic

Baldwin to Play Trump in Biopic

Funnyman, Alec Baldwin, is hot off his murder trial and ready to do some serious acting, muthafuckas! Baldwin has been playing Donald Trump on SNL for a while now, and Hollywood producers – the people who KNOW funny – are impressed. They want B…

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Funny story - John Wayne Was A Woman

John Wayne Was A Woman

Extraordinary news coming out of Hollywood last night, was that the actor, John Wayne, who played so many 'tough guy' roles in Westerns before he died in 1979, was not a 'guy' after all, but a gal. Or, rather, a dame. Shocking to many people, the...

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Funny story - Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed

Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed

Hollywood, CA- Surprising Christians and pornography viewers alike, porn star Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy and televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker Messner announced plans to wed.

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Funny story - Leno Admits He Was Once Gay

Leno Admits He Was Once Gay

Hollywood, CA-Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless,&qu...

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Funny story - Airport Scanners may prove to "discover" a new star

Airport Scanners may prove to "discover" a new star

Recent reports to local news avenues have said that most people are not even aware that the new security scanners can actually see their naked bodies. If you are not a terrorist with bombs concealed on your body you have nothing to fear of this ne...

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Funny story - I’m A Doctor, Not An Actor

I’m A Doctor, Not An Actor

In California, in Hollywoodland, in Los Angeles, there are lots and lots of doctors. And they have the money to dress nicely and look respectable in a town where respect is a word used by junkies and hookers and screenwriters … but not by anyone who…

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Funny story - Lauren Bacall gets her Tits out at 104

Lauren Bacall gets her Tits out at 104

It has been reported on all the leading TV Channels, that legendary screen Goddess Lauren Bacall, arrived yesterday at a publicity event in New York, showing rather too much cleavage.

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Funny story - Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...

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Funny story - Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing

Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing

Hollywood, CA - Richard Gere, iconic star of mega blockbuster hits such as "Pretty Woman", "An Officer and a Gentleman" and a bunch of other crap that I think my mom probably still owns on VHS, finally found out about the decades-old urban legend tha...

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Funny story - Robot Movies to Sweep Oscars in World of Tomorrow

Robot Movies to Sweep Oscars in World of Tomorrow

The Oscars are over and already people have forgotten who won what and why. Fame is fleeting, and actors today will be unknown tomorrow. But what about the World of Tomorrow?! Science tells us that computer apps are now able to write screenplay…

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode

Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Angelina Jolie was rushed to the hospital this morning after a freak accident resulted in massive trauma to the beautiful actress. The fire rescue crew that transported Ms. Jolie to the hospital reported that her face looked like she w...

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Funny story - Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...

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Funny story - Terminator Creator Reveals Idea For Story Came From Time Traveller From The Future

Terminator Creator Reveals Idea For Story Came From Time Traveller From The Future

James Cameron, the creator of the 1984 blockbuster movie 'The Terminator', starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, has confessed that the brilliant idea for the story came from a totally unexpected source. The concept, says Cameron, which is almost beyon…

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Funny story - Ebola versus COVID-19 - The Movie

Ebola versus COVID-19 - The Movie

Breaking News from Hollywood. Famous film writer, producer and director, Sylvester Iceberg, has announced his latest project will be based on a battle between the Ebola virus and the COVID-19 virus - to take over the world. Famous for movies like T...

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Funny story - Bugs Bunny - "Hey Doc, Maybe You Oughta' be Eatin' Some Carrots Too!"

Bugs Bunny - "Hey Doc, Maybe You Oughta' be Eatin' Some Carrots Too!"

HOLLYWOOD (AP) The world's foremost authority on carrots is hardly surprised by the news out of Europe this morning. A report from researchers at the University of Newcastle upon Tyne in England and the University of Southern from Denmark reveals tha...

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