Funny story: John Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus

John Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus

After an initial scare on Friday, Hollywood superstar, John Travolta, has left hospital this morning, having completed a full series of tests for the Coronavirus. The results were all negative. Doctors said that he was suffering from a simple c...

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Funny story: Tom Hanks To Star In The Most Challenging Role Of His Career

Tom Hanks To Star In The Most Challenging Role Of His Career

Hollywood star, Tom Hanks, is one of the greatest actors of his, or anybody else's, generation, having featured in 69 movies, but the man who played Forrest Gump might just be in the middle of, by far, the most challenging role of his entire acting c...

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Funny story: Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and Archie Are Leaving Vancouver, Canada for Good

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and Archie Are Leaving Vancouver, Canada for Good

LOS ANGELES - The former royalty couple and their baby have left the bitter cold weather of Vancouver, and are now residents of the hot weather of Los Angeles. The couple spoke with iNews Agency’s Kitty Segovia, and told her that they decided to l...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais To Host Next Month's Oscars

Ricky Gervais To Host Next Month's Oscars

British stand-up comedian and failed pop star, Ricky Gervais, has, in principle, agreed to host the Oscars award ceremony set for 9 February. Gervais, who has hosted the Golden Globes event five times, had thought he'd done enough at that award ce...

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Funny story: Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

It has been reported that a human ring of burly hirsute men have gathered around the luxurious home of comedian Robin Williams.

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache

Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache

Enthusiasts of the former German Chancellor and tyrant, Adolf Hitler, and those of silent-movie comedian Charlie Chaplin, are engaged in a war of words over which of the two men was first to sport the famous moustache they both became synonymous with...

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Funny story: Elton John Is Back On The Booze Again

Elton John Is Back On The Booze Again

Rock legend Reginald Kenneth Dwight has revealed he is no longer 'on the wagon', and is drinking alcohol again as if it were going out of fashion. The star, 73, spoke to reporters in an interview to promote the rock biopic 'Rocketman', and said th...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Star As The Next James Bond

Harry Maguire To Star As The Next James Bond

The world of British entertainment cheered in unison last night when it was announced that Harry Maguire, the new Manchester United central defender will be the next James Bond. Maguire will replace Daniel Craig, who has been Bond four times, the...

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Funny story: Comic Book Characters Too Macho for Disney

Comic Book Characters Too Macho for Disney

If, like me, you grew up in the 1960s or 1970s, you will be familiar with comics. Lying on your tummy and reading about superheroes was a weekly event. Sadly hollywood is going woke and ruining even American favourites. Here's a few of my heroes who...

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Funny story: Study Finds No Explaining Weeping Madonna

Study Finds No Explaining Weeping Madonna

HOLLYWOOD (Rotters) - A study conducted on the case of Madonna reportedly shedding tears a decade ago concluded that the event has no human explanation, a Los Angeles newspaper reported today.

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Has A Shit

Brad Pitt Has A Shit

In a huge coincidence some exponents of Cockney rhyming slang will find it somewhat difficult to believe, Hollywood film star, Brad Pitt has had a shit. Pitt, 45, has long had his name used in association with the act of defecation, as in: "She...

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Funny story: "Friends" airs final episode: Viewers urged to get a life

"Friends" airs final episode: Viewers urged to get a life

Hollywood - NBC Executives held a press conference today during which they formally said goodbye to the megahit sitcom Friends and told viewers to get a life.

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Funny story: "God's Not Dead; He's Just Incompetent," with Kevin Sorbo, to Hit the Theaters Next Week

"God's Not Dead; He's Just Incompetent," with Kevin Sorbo, to Hit the Theaters Next Week

HOLLYWOOD--The sequel to "God's Not Dead" will hit the theaters next week, and the much-anticipated sequel is, like the first movie, expected to fill theaters with evangelical fervor, only this time from the opposite side of the debate. In "God's...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...

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Funny story: President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...

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Funny story: Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...

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Funny story: Weinstein Consulting With Vatican on How to Avoid Prison Sentence for Rape

Weinstein Consulting With Vatican on How to Avoid Prison Sentence for Rape

Justice has been served, or so it seems, in Harvey Weinstein's case. As the world rejoices at the fact that someone rich and powerful finally goes to prison, a Weinstein’s adviser, who insisted on remaining anonymous, believes there is still hope.

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...

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Funny story: Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing

Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing

Hollywood, CA - Richard Gere, iconic star of mega blockbuster hits such as "Pretty Woman", "An Officer and a Gentleman" and a bunch of other crap that I think my mom probably still owns on VHS, finally found out about the decades-old urban legend tha...

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