Joe Biden To Star In Remake of Predator
Los Angeles, Ca - (CaCa Mess): A new career in the movies beckons for has-been former Obama Veep, Joe Biden, after Hollywood studio bosses offered him the starring role in a remake of the 1987 cult science fiction action horror film Predator. Bide...
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SCANDAL - "College Admission" Replaces Skull and Bones
NEW HAVEN, CT - News of a college bribery scandal involving Hollywood celebrities and super-wealthy corporate executives has Americans stunned. Of course, there are other people who expect Ivy League Universities to give special treatment to elites a...
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Kevin Spacey Fined For Swatting The TV Camera As He Sat In The Emmy Award Show Audience
HOLLYWOOD - Kevin Spacey must have thought that he was being cute when he took out his Emmy Award Show ticket and swatted at the TV camera as the cameraman was shooting him at The 65th Annual Emmy Award Show. Immediately after the show ended Space...
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Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache
Enthusiasts of the former German Chancellor and tyrant, Adolf Hitler, and those of silent-movie comedian Charlie Chaplin, are engaged in a war of words over which of the two men was first to sport the famous moustache they both became synonymous with...
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Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !
HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...
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Michael Cohen gets Hollywood Blvd Star
Hollywood, CA. The Bored Directors - yes, that's what they call themselves - of the famed Hollywood Walk of Fame, voted today to place a star on the fabled sidewalk in recognition of Michael "Flip" Cohen's unequaled performance before House and Senat...
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Lindsay Lohan Voted World's Hottest Chick - beats Britney and Paris
Olsen twins to marry Olsen brothers
Jussie Smollett Realizes It Was All A Big Mistake
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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle
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Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house
It has been reported that a human ring of burly hirsute men have gathered around the luxurious home of comedian Robin Williams.
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Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare
HOLLYWOOD - A special meeting of members of the US and foreign press was held today in an effort to create a catchy news title for celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.
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Zellweger Calls It Quits, Saying 'He Had It Comin''
HOLLYWOOD-Tinseltown Attorney General Overlee Shameless has gained grand jury support for indictment of Hollywood sensation Rene "Roxie Hart" Zellweger for conspiracy, attempted murder, and most shocking of all, being a serial role killer.
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"Friends" airs final episode: Viewers urged to get a life
Hollywood - NBC Executives held a press conference today during which they formally said goodbye to the megahit sitcom Friends and told viewers to get a life.
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The Oscars: James Bulger Film Favorite To Win The 'Sickest Reason For Making A Movie' Category
The controversial film about the circumstances surrounding the murder of toddler, James Bulger, in Bootle, Merseyside, has been nominated for an award at the Oscars in the 'Sickest Reason For Making A Film' category. 'Detainment' uses police trans...
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Liam Neeson Quits Acting To Join Police
Liam Neeson, the Hollywood actor superstar, the veteran of more than a hundred movies, and Oscar-nominee for his latest film 'Cold Pursuit', has announced his intention to quit the silver screen, and to join the police force. Neeson, 66, said that...
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Prosecutors look the other way in Seagull case
La La Land—Prosecutors in La La Land (aka Los Angeles) announced that martial arts expert and occasional “actor” Steven Seagull will not be prosecuted for a 2002 sexual assault he (allegedly) committed against a former model. According to the mode...
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Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"
SANTA MARIA, CA -- Appearing as a witness for the defense in the Michael Jackson molestation trial, Hollywood heartthrob Tom Cruise set the record straight about his past experience with Michael Jackson. Before a packed courtroom, Tom Cruise...
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Ellen DeGeneres Begs Wife Portia Not To Leave Her
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres AKA Portia DeRossi-DeGeneres has reportedly confessed that she is fed up with Ellen's incessant flirting. Portia, who at 40, is 15 years younger than husband Ellen, told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that it i...
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Alice Raisman opens up about her time in the pokey
All-time orgasmic Queen, Alice Raisman, opened up about her experience as a ramrod in the pokey opening narrow holes and her difficulty of getting a movie contract. She has difficulty in hearing emancipated lesbians tell their stories of going de...
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Minnie Mouse Pouts as She Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
Nice to get the star, Minnie admits, although she sighs and points out that boyfriend Mickey Mouse got HIS star 40 years ago. "Typical, isn't it?" she says, continuing, "in this business, and in the world in general, males are first to get just abou...
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Bird Box Challenge Starts To Get Out Of Hand
After the story of the Utah teenager who drove a car 'birdbox' on the freeway yesterday, dozens more similar-yet-unsimilar incidents have come to light, all using the same premise of completing activities whilst 'birdbox' - blindfolded. The 'bir...
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Police Search Movie Scenes For Evidence Of Murders
A decision to hold a murder trial on the strength of a few words spoken in a TV drama, has got several Hollywood movie stars looking nervously over their shoulders. The case referred to, up above, is that of millionaire, Robert Durst, 75, the subj...
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