Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"
SANTA MARIA, CA -- Appearing as a witness for the defense in the Michael Jackson molestation trial, Hollywood heartthrob Tom Cruise set the record straight about his past experience with Michael Jackson. Before a packed courtroom, Tom Cruise...
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"Siamese" Twin Breasts Survive Separation Surgery
Hollywood, California - Conjoined twin breasts, known publicly as "The Girls" were successfully separated after nearly 12 hours of surgery, yesterday. The two breasts were said to have shared one nipple and mammary glands.
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Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach
Things just seem to go from bad to worse for former British royal family member, the ex-Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, after the latest news that she has been arrested by uniformed officers at the Santa Monica beach in Los Angeles on Sunday, and c…
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Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house
It has been reported that a human ring of burly hirsute men have gathered around the luxurious home of comedian Robin Williams.
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Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (HARD ON-LINE)-- Toxic shock tween twat extrordinaire, Britney Spears, came out swinging on here website, berating the tabloids & cursing out her business manager and close family for trying to keep control of B...
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Baldwin to Play Trump in Biopic
Funnyman, Alec Baldwin, is hot off his murder trial and ready to do some serious acting, muthafuckas! Baldwin has been playing Donald Trump on SNL for a while now, and Hollywood producers – the people who KNOW funny – are impressed. They want B…
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Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled
Cher Fails to Prove She's Not Dead -- Burial Set for Tuesday
Charlie's Angels 3: Prince Charles to become movie star
DVD Player Keeps 'Sticking' Halfway Through Films
Filming on new fall series "The Walking Braindead" begins
Hollywood Is Looking For The Next Sex Goddess
Get It While You Can: Burt Reynolds Sells Himself (Cheap!)
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare
Hollywood’s Sexy New Line of Fascism
Chimpanzee Star Of 1996 Film “Ed” Accused Of Sexual Harassment
Shemales To Honor Jackson
American Idol : Sanjaya Malakar Voting Fraud Exposed
John Wayne Was A Woman
Extraordinary news coming out of Hollywood last night, was that the actor, John Wayne, who played so many 'tough guy' roles in Westerns before he died in 1979, was not a 'guy' after all, but a gal. Or, rather, a dame. Shocking to many people, the...
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Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed
Hollywood, CA- Surprising Christians and pornography viewers alike, porn star Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy and televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker Messner announced plans to wed.
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Leno Admits He Was Once Gay
Hollywood, CA-Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless,&qu...
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Airport Scanners may prove to "discover" a new star
Recent reports to local news avenues have said that most people are not even aware that the new security scanners can actually see their naked bodies. If you are not a terrorist with bombs concealed on your body you have nothing to fear of this ne...
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Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:
10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...
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Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing
Hollywood, CA - Richard Gere, iconic star of mega blockbuster hits such as "Pretty Woman", "An Officer and a Gentleman" and a bunch of other crap that I think my mom probably still owns on VHS, finally found out about the decades-old urban legend tha...
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Robot Movies to Sweep Oscars in World of Tomorrow
The Oscars are over and already people have forgotten who won what and why. Fame is fleeting, and actors today will be unknown tomorrow. But what about the World of Tomorrow?! Science tells us that computer apps are now able to write screenplay…
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Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !
HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...
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Terminator Creator Reveals Idea For Story Came From Time Traveller From The Future
James Cameron, the creator of the 1984 blockbuster movie 'The Terminator', starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, has confessed that the brilliant idea for the story came from a totally unexpected source. The concept, says Cameron, which is almost beyon…
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Ebola versus COVID-19 - The Movie
Breaking News from Hollywood. Famous film writer, producer and director, Sylvester Iceberg, has announced his latest project will be based on a battle between the Ebola virus and the COVID-19 virus - to take over the world. Famous for movies like T...
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Bugs Bunny - "Hey Doc, Maybe You Oughta' be Eatin' Some Carrots Too!"
HOLLYWOOD (AP) The world's foremost authority on carrots is hardly surprised by the news out of Europe this morning. A report from researchers at the University of Newcastle upon Tyne in England and the University of Southern from Denmark reveals tha...
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Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed
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Bugs Bunny - "Hey Doc, Maybe You Oughta' be Eatin' Some Carrots Too!"
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Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !
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Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"
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Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode
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Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers
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Airport Scanners may prove to "discover" a new star
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Robot Movies to Sweep Oscars in World of Tomorrow
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I’m A Doctor, Not An Actor
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Baldwin to Play Trump in Biopic
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Leno Admits He Was Once Gay
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Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:
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"Siamese" Twin Breasts Survive Separation Surgery
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Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house
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Lauren Bacall gets her Tits out at 104
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Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing
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John Wayne Was A Woman
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Ebola versus COVID-19 - The Movie
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Terminator Creator Reveals Idea For Story Came From Time Traveller From The Future
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Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach
