Leno Admits He Was Once Gay
Hollywood, CA-Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless,&qu...
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Robert Mueller Appointed Special Counsel For Smith-Rock Oscars Investigation; Will Smith Unfazed By Announcement, Expects Favorable Verdict
LOS ANGELES, CA - The Academy has announced it will investigate the Oscars incident involving Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. Former FBI Director and head of Donald Trump’s Russia investigation, Robert Mueller will serve as special counsel to oversee…
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The Academy Award Slap That Was Seen Around The World
Ukrainian refugees bombed out of their homes, towns, and villages, presently residing in refuge centers in Ukraine, Poland, and everywhere else that will take them are praying their hands to the sky, asking, “What the hell is wrong with those America…
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Bad Guys Union Of Hollywood
It is time to sing praises to those unsung heroes of Hollywood- the actors and actresses who play bad guys (or should we say ‘Unsung Anti-heroes’? Unfortunately the only song I can think of to sing for them is ‘Bad To The Bone’) Too many of them have…
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Rob Pattinson's "The Batman" Is The Greatest Batman Movie of All-Time!
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Every Hollywood movie publication is singing the praises of the latest installment in the Batman franchise. Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole wrote that Rob Pattinson is the sexiest of any of the previous B…
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Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing
Hollywood, CA - Richard Gere, iconic star of mega blockbuster hits such as "Pretty Woman", "An Officer and a Gentleman" and a bunch of other crap that I think my mom probably still owns on VHS, finally found out about the decades-old urban legend tha...
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Woke Culture Wants Criminals To Play Criminals In Hollywood Movies
Alex Rodriguez Addresses The Demi Lovato Rumors
Innocent Fenway fans fooled into singing their hearts out by evil Hollywood plot
John Wayne Was A Woman
Condoleezza Rice to star in Aunt Jemima biopic
Going...Going...Green: Hollywood Recycles Everything!
Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !
Schwarzenegger to leave Governorship for Tarantino's World War II Epic?
Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond
Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:
Baby Barron Trump Sets Sights on Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
John Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus
Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach
Things just seem to go from bad to worse for former British royal family member, the ex-Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, after the latest news that she has been arrested by uniformed officers at the Santa Monica beach in Los Angeles on Sunday, and c…
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Airport Scanners may prove to "discover" a new star
Recent reports to local news avenues have said that most people are not even aware that the new security scanners can actually see their naked bodies. If you are not a terrorist with bombs concealed on your body you have nothing to fear of this ne...
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Harry Potter’s stunt pubic wig reveals all and comes clean
This November is the tenth anniversary of ‘Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows’ and rumours of a re-released directors cut restoring Harry’s shower scene have got Potter bloggers throbbing with excitement. ‘In this film Harry’s an adult,’ said D…
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Terminator Creator Reveals Idea For Story Came From Time Traveller From The Future
James Cameron, the creator of the 1984 blockbuster movie 'The Terminator', starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, has confessed that the brilliant idea for the story came from a totally unexpected source. The concept, says Cameron, which is almost beyon…
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Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare
HOLLYWOOD - A special meeting of members of the US and foreign press was held today in an effort to create a catchy news title for celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.
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Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"
SANTA MARIA, CA -- Appearing as a witness for the defense in the Michael Jackson molestation trial, Hollywood heartthrob Tom Cruise set the record straight about his past experience with Michael Jackson. Before a packed courtroom, Tom Cruise...
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Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache
Enthusiasts of the former German Chancellor and tyrant, Adolf Hitler, and those of silent-movie comedian Charlie Chaplin, are engaged in a war of words over which of the two men was first to sport the famous moustache they both became synonymous with...
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Next James Bond Could Be Mixed-Race Transgenderist With One Leg And A Lisp
After the stunning news, this week, that the new James Bond is both black and female in the form of Lashana Lynch, it's been revealed that producers are already looking to the future, and will break down even more boundaries next time around. Havi…
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Keanu Reeves Home Raided For Animal Endangerment
Early Tuesday morning the Los Angeles County sheriffs department raided actor Keanu Reeves' Hollywood estate. The raid took place after an anonymous tip made the week before. Reeves was taken out in hand cuffs and animal control officers carted off d...
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Obituary: Sean Connery Discovers You Only Live Once
Sean Connery, the actor who died at the weekend, having had a long and successful career 'tramping the boards' - not least in the James Bond movies - has finally found that, contrary to popular belief, you only live once. Connery died on Saturday,…
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Area Man Baffled by Own Lack of Interest
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Oscar Winner Colin Firth's Hotel Room Tagged By Banksy
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Mel Gibson and Jeff Ross to star in Lethal Weapon 5
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Oscars To Be Re-named the Patties
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