Funny story: Comic Book Characters Too Macho for Disney

Comic Book Characters Too Macho for Disney

If, like me, you grew up in the 1960s or 1970s, you will be familiar with comics. Lying on your tummy and reading about superheroes was a weekly event. Sadly hollywood is going woke and ruining even American favourites. Here's a few of my heroes who...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Star As The Next James Bond

Harry Maguire To Star As The Next James Bond

The world of British entertainment cheered in unison last night when it was announced that Harry Maguire, the new Manchester United central defender will be the next James Bond. Maguire will replace Daniel Craig, who has been Bond four times, the...

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Funny story: Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

It has been reported that a human ring of burly hirsute men have gathered around the luxurious home of comedian Robin Williams.

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Funny story: President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare

HOLLYWOOD - A special meeting of members of the US and foreign press was held today in an effort to create a catchy news title for celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Debuts New Line of Trailer Trash Haute Couture

Jennifer Lopez Debuts New Line of Trailer Trash Haute Couture

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Well, she has gone and done it: Jennifer Lopez today debuted her new line of fresh and trashy tart wear that simply screams to be worn by trailer park debutantes across the nation. Dubbing her new line Two...

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Funny story: Zellweger Calls It Quits, Saying 'He Had It Comin''

Zellweger Calls It Quits, Saying 'He Had It Comin''

HOLLYWOOD-Tinseltown Attorney General Overlee Shameless has gained grand jury support for indictment of Hollywood sensation Rene "Roxie Hart" Zellweger for conspiracy, attempted murder, and most shocking of all, being a serial role killer.

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache

Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache

Enthusiasts of the former German Chancellor and tyrant, Adolf Hitler, and those of silent-movie comedian Charlie Chaplin, are engaged in a war of words over which of the two men was first to sport the famous moustache they both became synonymous with...

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Funny story: Hollywood Bombshell: Harrison Ford Dying From Dutch Elm Disease

Hollywood Bombshell: Harrison Ford Dying From Dutch Elm Disease

The Hollywood rumour mill is rife with reports that Hollywood legend, Harrison Ford, has Dutch Elm Disease and is not expected to last until Christmas. Ford, 109, is famed for his wooden performances in over a thousand blockbuster movies, includin...

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Funny story: WWE Sold to Tom Cruise; Vince McMahon Fired

WWE Sold to Tom Cruise; Vince McMahon Fired

STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT (WWE Special) The decision made yesterday to sell the entire WWE organization to Hollywood actor Tom Cruise struck a blow to diehard wrestling fans throughout the world. Trying to adjust to being unable to watch smackdowns and m...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"

Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"

SANTA MARIA, CA -- Appearing as a witness for the defense in the Michael Jackson molestation trial, Hollywood heartthrob Tom Cruise set the record straight about his past experience with Michael Jackson. Before a packed courtroom, Tom Cruise...

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Funny story: Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...

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Funny story: Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!

Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!

Voyeurism is the pastime of spying on someone who is unaware of his or her presence. were the victim aware, he or she (usually, she) wouldn't be lolling around naked in the first place, especially in the presence, seen or unseen, of anyone else (unless she is also an exhibitionist). If the voyeur is hard up enough to ogle someone in secret and there is no one available to ogle, he will usually...

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Funny story: Apprentice Alla Fires Donald Trump in First Episode

Apprentice Alla Fires Donald Trump in First Episode

Hollywood -- Donald Trump may have dominated Ivana, and Marla Maples, but he's apparently met his match with Alla Wartenberg, a former stripper who teased and tormented a cold-blooded killer and lived to tell about it. In the first episode, sc...

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Funny story: Michael Cohen gets Hollywood Blvd Star

Michael Cohen gets Hollywood Blvd Star

Hollywood, CA. The Bored Directors - yes, that's what they call themselves - of the famed Hollywood Walk of Fame, voted today to place a star on the fabled sidewalk in recognition of Michael "Flip" Cohen's unequaled performance before House and Senat...

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Funny story: The Greatest Action Movie Ever.

The Greatest Action Movie Ever.

The film is about a young world middleweight boxing champion Lance O'Flynn who is also a black belt in Karate and who gets conscripted by MI6 to be trained as a special agent. He shows himself a willing pupil and quickly masters seven languages plus quantum physics. His handsome Irish good looks and natural intelligence, as well as his ability to read the Kama Sutra in Urdu, make him a wow wit...

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Funny story: Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - In an attempt to reduce spiraling production costs associated with special effects-laden fantasy and adventure movies, Hollywood filmmakers are making spaghetti Westerns again in the hope that these cheap films may make a comeback am...

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Funny story: Occupy Wyoming Protesters Rescued

Occupy Wyoming Protesters Rescued

Jackson Hole WY: A dozen Occupy Wyoming protesters arrived in Jackson Hole to show their displeasure with rich liberal Hollywood stars who own multimillion dollar homes in the region, but pay lip service to the poor like themselves. The homes of...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Still Battling---This Time With Lauren Bacall, Brooke Shields And Other Famous Babes

Tom Cruise Still Battling---This Time With Lauren Bacall, Brooke Shields And Other Famous Babes

Africa, Europe (Cheltenham, Rome, etc.), U.S. (Athens, N.Y., Hollywood, etc.) and Mars Intergalactically---Fresh from his thrilling victory defending itsy bitsy teeny weeny Dakota Fanning from nasty blood curdling Martians, Tom Cruise battling fever...

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