Black Lives Matter Says Superman, James Bond, Should Be Black
The world of entertainment was in a virtual state of flux this evening, after the Black Lives Matter organization announced their intention to protest over what they are calling, racist stereotypes in the field of acting. Primary targets within BL…
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President Trump Film On Ice As No Actor Good Enough To Accurately Portray The Subject
A major new Hollywood movie project depicting the life of US president, Donald Trump, has had to be shelved for the moment, after executives said that finding someone to play the leading role accurately was proving impossible. Make-up departments…
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Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house
It has been reported that a human ring of burly hirsute men have gathered around the luxurious home of comedian Robin Williams.
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Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:
10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...
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"Friends" airs final episode: Viewers urged to get a life
Hollywood - NBC Executives held a press conference today during which they formally said goodbye to the megahit sitcom Friends and told viewers to get a life.
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Russell Crowe Was Target of Denzel Washington and Julia Roberts Plot
HOLLYWOOD - Russell Crowe, who should have beaten Denzel Washington like a rented mule in the 2002 Oscar race, was the target of a plot hatched not by al-Qaida, as the besotted Crowe is now telling people, but by Denzel Washington and co-conspirator...
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Britney Spears Reveals Her Baby is a Clone of Republican Bill Frist
WWE Sold to Tom Cruise; Vince McMahon Fired
Ooo La La!! Extreme Makeover Ultimate Challenge: France!!
Condoleezza Rice to star in Aunt Jemima biopic
Filming on new fall series "The Walking Braindead" begins
Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers
Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare
"Siamese" Twin Breasts Survive Separation Surgery
Scientist discover why Blondes are "Dumb"
Jeremy Irons Is '3 Midgets'!
Blubber Lips in Dreamland
John Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus
After an initial scare on Friday, Hollywood superstar, John Travolta, has left hospital this morning, having completed a full series of tests for the Coronavirus. The results were all negative. Doctors said that he was suffering from a simple c...
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Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...
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Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache
Enthusiasts of the former German Chancellor and tyrant, Adolf Hitler, and those of silent-movie comedian Charlie Chaplin, are engaged in a war of words over which of the two men was first to sport the famous moustache they both became synonymous with...
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Controversy Erupts Over New Movie
Hollywood, CA Not since Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" opened last month has the world argued so vociferously about how...
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Harry Potter’s stunt pubic wig reveals all and comes clean
This November is the tenth anniversary of ‘Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows’ and rumours of a re-released directors cut restoring Harry’s shower scene have got Potter bloggers throbbing with excitement. ‘In this film Harry’s an adult,’ said D…
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Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !
HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...
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Airport Scanners may prove to "discover" a new star
Recent reports to local news avenues have said that most people are not even aware that the new security scanners can actually see their naked bodies. If you are not a terrorist with bombs concealed on your body you have nothing to fear of this ne...
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Jason Statham Doesn't Really Like His Name
English movie actor, heart-throb Jason Statham, has told confidential friends that he doesn't really like his first name. The tough-guy actor who has starred in 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels', 'Snatch', the 'Transporter' trilogy, 'Fast and...
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President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week
President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...
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Richard Gere Finds Out About The Whole Hamster Thing
Hollywood, CA - Richard Gere, iconic star of mega blockbuster hits such as "Pretty Woman", "An Officer and a Gentleman" and a bunch of other crap that I think my mom probably still owns on VHS, finally found out about the decades-old urban legend tha...
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The Holly Sampson Action Figure Doll Is Now Available - Just In Time For Christmas
CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has said that they will be rushing 5 million Holly Sampson Action Figure Dolls into thousands of department stores throughout America just in time for Christmas. Ripley Langhorne spokesperson for Hasbroken said...
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Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"
SANTA MARIA, CA -- Appearing as a witness for the defense in the Michael Jackson molestation trial, Hollywood heartthrob Tom Cruise set the record straight about his past experience with Michael Jackson. Before a packed courtroom, Tom Cruise...
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