Airport Scanners may prove to "discover" a new star

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Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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Some women are hopeful of being "discovered" during Airport scans

Recent reports to local news avenues have said that most people are not even aware that the new security scanners can actually see their naked bodies.

If you are not a terrorist with bombs concealed on your body you have nothing to fear of this new security measure being implemented at Airports across the nation.

The new device has drawn hundreds of new job applicants as scanner operators and airport security personnel must screen the applicants very carefully for past arrests as peeping toms or voyeurs.

If you're planning on flying in the near future, be prepared to wear undergarments or you may be embarrassed by the procedures that are now in force.

Some airports have authorized their scanners to take snap shots of the person being scanned if they feel there may be an irregularity that has to be proved later.

One passenger recently going through the new scanning device wondered if her "tampax" would show up on the scan.

Security assured her that "yes it certainly will, as this is a device that many terrorists are using to conceal explosives".

Some of the women have been seen by the scanners, tightening their stomach muscles and pushing out their breasts in an effort to "look sexier" on the scan.

One such woman smiled as she stepped into the scanner and said in a sexy voice, "You just never know when a Hollywood Producer might see these scans".

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