Lindsay Lohan Voted World's Hottest Chick - beats Britney and Paris

Funny story written by Robert W. Armijo

Wednesday, 16 May 2007

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Hollywood, California - The 20-year-old former child star turn serious adult actress has recently completed rehab, survived a video released to the media of her snorting cocaine and rumors of lesbianism only to re-merge as the most hottest chick of the popular men's magazine, Maxim. Lohan even beat out her girlfriends Britney and Paris, who were not even listed out of a running of 100 women considered.

Not to fret for Brit as her publicist managed to get Britney to grace the covers of Psychology Today and Skin Head Magazine both next month.

While Jail Bait Magazine has just voted Paris most coveted cellmate of the year in a poll conducted on inmates in the California Central Correctional Facility for Women. Paris is expected to pick-up her award in person later this month.

It is believed the rumors of Lohan lesbian affairs with one of her gal-pals, DJ Samantha Ronson, contributed heavily to her popularity in being voted the hottest chick by the men's magazine. It is anticipated, however, that Paris will be considered a serious contender for Lohan's position next year, after she completes her incarceration.

"Prison chick flicks repeatedly tend to make it into the top 10 of the all-time movie favorites of immature males and that's expected to factor in next year's voting, so that could clinch it for Paris," said a Men's Magazine industry spokesman, Brad Tucker. "But Britney is still considered the wildcard. We'll have to wait and see what she does."

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