Boris Johnson Suspends Parliament In 'Clamping' Exercise
With just over two months to go before the October 31 deadline, when Britain will walk away from the EU, most likely on a 'no-deal' basis, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has thrown a giant spanner into the works of government, by deciding to suspend pa...
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Emergency COBRA Meeting at Downing Street as US Ambassador Says Johnson-Trump Relationship Will Be 'Sensational'
Panicked Downing Street sycophants and lickspittles were said to be running around in circles this morning, as America's ambassador to the UK said relations between the UK and the US are going to be "sensational" now that Boris Johnson is nominally i...
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London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.
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Al-Jazeera Runs Controversial Math Series
Independent media outlet Al-Jazeera is yet again the subject of intense criticism, this time not by leaders of the Iranian government or the unelected interim Iraqi government but by key figures in the IMF, World Bank, European Union and America, for...
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Royal Marines Boarded Ship With 'Minimum Of Force', Lies Ministry Of Defence
An Iranian tanker seized by Royal Marines off Gibraltar earlier this month, was taken with "the minimum of force" says the Ministry of Defence, but the tanker's Indian captain claims that all depends on your interpretation of the word 'minimum'. T...
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Houses of Parliament Weather Forecast for 2011
May The coalition will remain windy with occasional clouds - with slight chance to none of agreeable conditions. Low Lying members will remain througout the year. June There will be a slight chance of opposition elements starting to appear in response to the turbulent verbal conditions, interspersed with mock-sunshine periods from the coalition government. July Storms over expenses...
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Yamalazhoo - An Arab Technocrats' Zoo
Second Super Duper Snoopers To Snoop On Super Snoopers
Seeking more revenue, U.S. Government starts its own religion
Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law
Iraqi Interim Government Takes Control in First Full Day
A Portrait of the UK Government?
Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed
Selected Political News for W/E 8th April 2012 - with comments
British Government's Anti-Obesity Measures Revealed!
Oprah Building Backup Government
America Replaces Coins With Cons To Fix The Debt Disaster
200 million pound bail-out for shoe industry
Priti Patel Vows To Make Criminals Terrified Of The Law
New Home Secretary, Priti Patel, has said that criminals should be made "terrified of the law", and that she wants them to: "literally feel terror". Patel told anyone who would listen, that: "The Conservative Party is the party of law and or...
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George Bush Takes Responsibility for Katrina Blunders and Resigns
WASHINGTON--President Bush has finally taken responsibility for federal government blundering in coping with Hurricane Katrina and the much delayed relief efforts and announced his resignation on Wednesday. He also admitted that the calamity was evid...
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Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands
Home secretary, Sajid Javid, the man who was responsible for the revoking of Shamima Begum's British citizenship, has now become responsible for the death of another British citizen - Shamima's 3-week-old son, Jarrah, who died of pneumonia in a Syria...
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LATEST SHORT STORY- Tony bugged my bathroom.
Claire Short today proved she had serious mental issues when she made the accusation that the Government had bugged her bathroom with cameras.
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Top 10 retirement suggestions for Mayor Bloomberg
New York City - Michael Bloomberg is just weeks away from being forced out of office by an angry mob. (At least that's the way most envision his departure.) The mayor's forthcoming eviction raises the question: What's Mad Mike going to do with all of that free time he is going to have on his hands? Here are the top 10 suggestions: 1. Start by invading Poland. 2. Save a buck by doing...
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Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets
Washington DC - Last week, Matthew Lesko was taken into custody by FBI agents. Lesko was unavailable for comment, however FBI representative Chambers had this to say: "Mr. Lesko has been soliciting government secrets for years. Right under our n...
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Unexploded WWII Bomb Found Under Houses Of Parliament
Army bomb disposal units were called out to an address in Westminster last night, after an enormous unexploded World War II bomb was discovered at the Houses of Parliament. The bomb, estimated to be a 1,000ib device, is thought to have been fitted...
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US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity
Washington, DC -- From dropping the ball on 9/11 to identifying non-existent weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, America's intelligence industry seems forever to be on the losing side. The most recent publicly documented failure: allowing a freel...
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UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life
A government report on education in the UK, published today, draws radical, new conclusions about the causes of the apparent decline in educational standards. 'It had become established wisdom that young people were becoming more stupid,' explaine...
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Interesting News for October 2011
Selected by the lesser endowed Senior Citizen in Nottingham, who suffers from adoxography, cardiac failure, arthritis, and impecuniousness. Turning Your Clocks Back How about the task for 60 year old Pauline West, and her 67 year old husband has a collection of 40,074 clocks in the house! The couple spend up to an hour every evening tending to the wind-up clocks. They buy batteries in bulk...
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Berlusconi forms Italy's 60th Anniversary Government
Rome-Silvio Berlusconi's government suffered yet another embarrassing political setback yesterday-they were all re-appointed to office. Berlusconi has re-formed his ex-government in to yet a new government, Italy's sixtieth in as many years.
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"Job Cuts Will Not Lead To Higher Unemployment" - Chancellor
The Government is to balance job losses from budget cuts by cutting welfare benefits, so getting people straight back to work. In an interview with Cloud 9 news, the chancellor Geogre Osborne said, "Too many people, mainly disabled, ill or just pl...
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Pension Crises? Sacre Bleu!
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United States Government Declares Bankruptcy, Seeks Protection from Creditors
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Study Finds People Amazed by Stupid Studies
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MHD power plants in America?
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Gordon Brown to sack himself in summer cabinet reshuffle
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Gay soldier found in British Army
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Nottingham not severely affected by cutbacks as other parts of the Country
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Iain Duncan Smith Says We Should Work Forever
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New iPhone App Makes Congress More Responsive
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Squatter Pissing Off Sajid Javid
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Bush: The Real Life Sauron?
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Minister In Sting Something Fishy Going On
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UK population to be frozen down
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You Can't Polish a Turd
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Secret govt plan to build an island prison to exile criminals
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H.R. 2829 Politicians Advance Bill Targeting Taxpayer Funding for Government:
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Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones
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'Ban the birds' cry Central Park advocates
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Austin To Secede From Texas, Join California
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Bernie drafts new healthcare bill
