London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.
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Government Corruption Scandal: Someone ate Tim's panini
Someone else has eaten Tim's turkey BLT panini right out of the Town Hall break room fridge. First reports of the scandal emerged at around 12:45 p.m. Wednesday afternoon. Tim Sullivan, the town's Economic Development Director, is alleged to b...
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UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life
A government report on education in the UK, published today, draws radical, new conclusions about the causes of the apparent decline in educational standards. 'It had become established wisdom that young people were becoming more stupid,' explaine...
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Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets
Washington DC - Last week, Matthew Lesko was taken into custody by FBI agents. Lesko was unavailable for comment, however FBI representative Chambers had this to say: "Mr. Lesko has been soliciting government secrets for years. Right under our n...
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British Government's Anti-Obesity Measures Revealed!
Tougher action is to be taken by the government to tackle the problem of obesity in Britain. Removing unnecessary packaging from unhealthy junk foods by the supermarkets, part of the governments determined efforts to see a significant reduction in Br...
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Aliens Land in New York City
New York City mayor Ed Koch announced Thursday that the city will be hosting a race of space aliens that have landed in New York City's Central Park. Koch returned from the dead as a zombie when the aliens discarded green toilet water in the grav...
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Schwarzenegger to Eliminate "3 R's" from Education
America Replaces Coins With Cons To Fix The Debt Disaster
Bloomberg Confuses Gun Rights With Gay Rights & Blows His Brains Out
Iraq Declares War on Afghanistan: US Army Fights Itself
Chuck Norris to Represent Chuck Norris Party in Bid for Presidency
Bush: The Real Life Sauron?
Seeking more revenue, U.S. Government starts its own religion
Man Solves World Hunger Problem; Forgets Answer
FDSA, Secret US Government Agency
Dead people to pay VAT
UK Government Bans Ageing
Labour Party reveals a higher calling
Coronavirus Continues to Mutate in People’s Minds
While the flu-like coronavirus continues to afflict people around the world with coughing, fatigue, and occasionally even a fever, the virus itself continues to mutate at a rapid rate - at least in people’s minds. “Did you know it can survive on c...
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Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed
Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...
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Man Has Neighbour Who Knows Better Than The Government About Coronavirus
A man from Hull has told of how he won't be taking the government's health advice on the Coronavirus too literally, as his next-door-neighbour has told him it's all a load of shite. Myke Woodson, 56, says that he realises the instructions to keep...
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Secretary of Education Urges Removal of Word "Privacy" from School Dictionaries
"Privacy is dead, and that's a good thing," pronounced U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan in his recent address to Congress regarding the content of dictionaries currently used in federally-funded public schools. "And our dictionaries should ref...
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Arnold Caught Flashing Gang Sign to his Homies
SACRAMENTO, CA (AP Newsliar) -- Photographers captured Arnold Schwarzenegger in the act of flashing the gang sign to his homies.
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U.S. States to Join Forces to Save Money?
WINSTON-SALEM, NORTH CAROLINA - Today at the annual Governor's Conference, the governors of all fifty states met in seclusion to try to figure out how to save money in these difficult economic times. In a brief statement to the press, Wyoming Go...
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Chinese internet hero blown to Smithereens
In a protest to his government’s ban on internet access, the Chinese modern day crusader defied government orders and used his laptop to get internet access in Tiananmen Square. Determined to crack down and further prevent the spread of the protest, Chinese officials sent troops and a column of tanks. In a gesture similar the students protest in 1989, Chinese hero Wan Dum Fuk stood in front...
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Bank Of England To Print More Money Next Year
Prime Minister Gordon Brown has this morning announced in Parliament a plan that would see the Bank of England increase tenfold the amount of money it prints each year. Mr Brown said that many of the country's current woes were down to a lack of h...
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Microsoft Pours Water On $100 PC - Creates Unrest
WASHINGTON DC (Reuters) -- Microsoft and government employees attending the Government Leaders Forum thursday reacted in fear when their boss Bill Gates, the world's richest man ridiculed MIT's efforts to build a $100 laptop for developin...
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"Job Cuts Will Not Lead To Higher Unemployment" - Chancellor
The Government is to balance job losses from budget cuts by cutting welfare benefits, so getting people straight back to work. In an interview with Cloud 9 news, the chancellor Geogre Osborne said, "Too many people, mainly disabled, ill or just pl...
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"I had sex with IDS" - Currie
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Study Finds People Amazed by Stupid Studies
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Jacqui Smith Is A Pot-head
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Erutrot is definatey not torture.
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Robert Kilroy-Silk Voted Off 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' By Jealous Fellow MEPs
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Anger As Government Suggest Revamp Of Dogging Sites Across The UK
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New iPhone App Makes Congress More Responsive
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Conspiracy Theory Breakthrough
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US Lottery Winner Chops Off Finger
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Priti Patel Vows To Make Criminals Terrified Of The Law
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Al-Jazeera Runs Controversial Math Series
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Gravity Crisis "Imminent": Gov't Report
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Ethiopia Blames High Infant Mortality rate on Dying Babies
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Government To Tax Vinegar Strokes
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David Cameroon employs Alan Car
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Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones
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'Osama Bin Laden 2.'
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Fake Contracts
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Cannibals To Be Looked After Post-Brexit With Stockpiling of Human Body Parts
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Toddler savaged by government watchdog
