Boris Johnson Suspends Parliament In 'Clamping' Exercise
With just over two months to go before the October 31 deadline, when Britain will walk away from the EU, most likely on a 'no-deal' basis, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has thrown a giant spanner into the works of government, by deciding to suspend pa...
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Emergency COBRA Meeting at Downing Street as US Ambassador Says Johnson-Trump Relationship Will Be 'Sensational'
Panicked Downing Street sycophants and lickspittles were said to be running around in circles this morning, as America's ambassador to the UK said relations between the UK and the US are going to be "sensational" now that Boris Johnson is nominally i...
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London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.
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Top 10 retirement suggestions for Mayor Bloomberg
New York City - Michael Bloomberg is just weeks away from being forced out of office by an angry mob. (At least that's the way most envision his departure.) The mayor's forthcoming eviction raises the question: What's Mad Mike going to do with all of that free time he is going to have on his hands? Here are the top 10 suggestions: 1. Start by invading Poland. 2. Save a buck by doing...
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George Bush Takes Responsibility for Katrina Blunders and Resigns
WASHINGTON--President Bush has finally taken responsibility for federal government blundering in coping with Hurricane Katrina and the much delayed relief efforts and announced his resignation on Wednesday. He also admitted that the calamity was evid...
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Al-Jazeera Runs Controversial Math Series
Independent media outlet Al-Jazeera is yet again the subject of intense criticism, this time not by leaders of the Iranian government or the unelected interim Iraqi government but by key figures in the IMF, World Bank, European Union and America, for...
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Selected Political News for W/E 9th Sept 2012 + comments
Berlusconi forms Italy's 60th Anniversary Government
US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity
Bloomberg Confuses Gun Rights With Gay Rights & Blows His Brains Out
LATEST SHORT STORY- Tony bugged my bathroom.
"Job Cuts Will Not Lead To Higher Unemployment" - Chancellor
Aliens Land in New York City
London Ban On Men Over 40 Wearing Tracksuits During 2012 Olympics!
Yamalazhoo - An Arab Technocrats' Zoo
British Government's Anti-Obesity Measures Revealed!
Prime Minister Boris Johnson Would Not Bode Well For Those Without Blond Hair
Iraqi Interim Government Takes Control in First Full Day
Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed
Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...
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Royal Marines Boarded Ship With 'Minimum Of Force', Lies Ministry Of Defence
An Iranian tanker seized by Royal Marines off Gibraltar earlier this month, was taken with "the minimum of force" says the Ministry of Defence, but the tanker's Indian captain claims that all depends on your interpretation of the word 'minimum'. T...
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Houses of Parliament Weather Forecast for 2011
May The coalition will remain windy with occasional clouds - with slight chance to none of agreeable conditions. Low Lying members will remain througout the year. June There will be a slight chance of opposition elements starting to appear in response to the turbulent verbal conditions, interspersed with mock-sunshine periods from the coalition government. July Storms over expenses...
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The A to Z of David Cameron
This A to Z of David (Spoon-fed) Cameron - has been created trying to use only old or rare words. (Description if needed in brackets) after the word, in response to a request for a Sarcastic Ode about the Coalition, from the 'Association of Unemployed Benefit Receivers Support Group of Little Effort' A: Atrabilious - (bad-tempered or irritable) B: Baleful - (malignant, filled with evil) C: Ca...
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Statues cause protests in London
Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.
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Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands
Home secretary, Sajid Javid, the man who was responsible for the revoking of Shamima Begum's British citizenship, has now become responsible for the death of another British citizen - Shamima's 3-week-old son, Jarrah, who died of pneumonia in a Syria...
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Unexploded WWII Bomb Found Under Houses Of Parliament
Army bomb disposal units were called out to an address in Westminster last night, after an enormous unexploded World War II bomb was discovered at the Houses of Parliament. The bomb, estimated to be a 1,000ib device, is thought to have been fitted...
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Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets
Washington DC - Last week, Matthew Lesko was taken into custody by FBI agents. Lesko was unavailable for comment, however FBI representative Chambers had this to say: "Mr. Lesko has been soliciting government secrets for years. Right under our n...
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Austin To Secede From Texas, Join California
The blog site "Rest-of-Texas-sucks. Com," an Austin based site, sneeringly refers to the remainder of Texas outside Austin as "A land of big oil, big business, big cars, big men with big mouths, big guns, big bigoted morons, and big-haired women who...
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Interesting News for October 2011
Selected by the lesser endowed Senior Citizen in Nottingham, who suffers from adoxography, cardiac failure, arthritis, and impecuniousness. Turning Your Clocks Back How about the task for 60 year old Pauline West, and her 67 year old husband has a collection of 40,074 clocks in the house! The couple spend up to an hour every evening tending to the wind-up clocks. They buy batteries in bulk...
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Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones
Washington, DC -- Under growing criticism for using remote-controlled aircraft to hunt down and kill suspected terrorists, the Defense Department has transferred its top-secret aerial assassination program to the Mafia. "Anybody got any complaints...
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H.R. 2829 Politicians Advance Bill Targeting Taxpayer Funding for Government:
(Washington,DC) - A U.S. House committee Thursday approved a bill linking taxpayer contributions to the Treasury to significant financial, regulatory and other reforms, one day after presidential candidate Ron Paul said he would sign the measure if i...
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UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life
A government report on education in the UK, published today, draws radical, new conclusions about the causes of the apparent decline in educational standards. 'It had become established wisdom that young people were becoming more stupid,' explaine...
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Students revolt over pint top up fees
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Customers Confused, Irritated by Troops at Retail Book Store Borders
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Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law
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UK population to be frozen down
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You Can't Polish a Turd
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Nottingham not severely affected by cutbacks as other parts of the Country
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Weiner's 'Carlos Danger' Ready to Rescue America
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Secretary of Education Urges Removal of Word "Privacy" from School Dictionaries
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Oprah Building Backup Government
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Ethnic Minority Figure Needs To Be On New £50 Note, Say Ethnic Minority Figures
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Iraq wants to go back to old government
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Pension Crises? Sacre Bleu!
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United States Government Declares Bankruptcy, Seeks Protection from Creditors
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Gordon backs 'organs for nursing care' scheme for pensioners
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Poofters encouraged to join MI5
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Secret govt plan to build an island prison to exile criminals
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Squatter Pissing Off Sajid Javid
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US Lottery Winner Chops Off Finger
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Not to worry, Big Brother is really your Big Buddy, at least when it comes to hoverboards
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Priti Patel Vows To Make Criminals Terrified Of The Law
