Funny story - London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.

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Funny story - The United States Government Is Fed Up With The Voter Suppression Antics of Georgia

The United States Government Is Fed Up With The Voter Suppression Antics of Georgia

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. government has just issued a mandate to the state of Georgia regarding their recent acts of blatant voter discrimination. According to Scuttlebutt Review reporter April Jiggle, Georgia has been warned re…

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Funny story - Nadine Dorries has her eyes on a bigger office

Nadine Dorries has her eyes on a bigger office

Following the recent exodus of many MP from Westminster culture minister Nadine Dorries has her eyes on a bigger desk. 'When I am out talking about the importance of London Ballet, London Theatre and London recitals to the plebs in the outer reach…

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Funny story - Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Washington DC - Last week, Matthew Lesko was taken into custody by FBI agents. Lesko was unavailable for comment, however FBI representative Chambers had this to say: "Mr. Lesko has been soliciting government secrets for years. Right under our n...

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Funny story - Man Has Neighbour Who Knows Better Than The Government About Coronavirus

Man Has Neighbour Who Knows Better Than The Government About Coronavirus

A man from Hull has told of how he won't be taking the government's health advice on the Coronavirus too literally, as his next-door-neighbour has told him it's all a load of shite. Myke Woodson, 56, says that he realises the instructions to keep...

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Funny story - Why are there more female doctors than male?

Why are there more female doctors than male?

Recent polls show that females now outnumber males 65:35 in the Medical profession. The general consensus has been that as the education system has become more modular, GCSEs and A levels have been better tailored for females to succeed by doing away with the last minute cramming and pressure of all or nothing exams that boys tend to favour. They score better grades than their male counterparts...

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Funny story - Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...

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Funny story - Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...

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Funny story - "Deforestation Moving Along Better Than Expected" Government Chimes

"Deforestation Moving Along Better Than Expected" Government Chimes

The Amazon rain forest, second to the Atlantic Ocean as the wettest place on the planet and right behind Australia as the deadliest, is being destroyed at paces far greater than anticipated.

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Funny story - Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage

Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage

Stunned diners at the McWiggerdly household were left distraught after watching their 10 year old fat fucker of a son eat the last sausage in the entire house.

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Funny story - Elvis To Join British Government

Elvis To Join British Government

Previously secret documents aquired by using the new Freedom of Information act reveal that Elvis will be joining the British government. Secret meetings between defence chief's and top cryogenic experts in the USA have lead to the plan being hat...

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Funny story - So?

So?

In ancient Greece, people used to gather at a meeting place called Assembly where the citizens of Athens on a monthly basis discussed the affairs of state. The Greek government made no decisions without first asking the Assembly. This was called democracy.

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Funny story - Toddler savaged by government watchdog

Toddler savaged by government watchdog

There were calls for changes to The Dangerous Bureaucrats Act last night, after a 3-year-old girl was admitted to Great Ormond Street Hospital suffering from wounds inflicted by a Government Watchdog that had been left free to roam in a London Park.

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Funny story - UK Government To Introduce New Coronavirus Restriction - Tier 5: Stay In Bed

UK Government To Introduce New Coronavirus Restriction - Tier 5: Stay In Bed

The beleaguered UK government, already under severe pressure and in a tailspin over the increase in the number of positive cases of COVID-19, are set to introduce a further level of restriction, in an effort to get the virus under control. Having…

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Funny story - Identity of BT Bidder Revealed

Identity of BT Bidder Revealed

Shares in the UK telecommunications giant BT Group rose this morning four per cent on reports that the ex government owned utility could soon become a takeover target.

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Funny story - Coronavirus Continues to Mutate in People’s Minds

Coronavirus Continues to Mutate in People’s Minds

While the flu-like coronavirus continues to afflict people around the world with coughing, fatigue, and occasionally even a fever, the virus itself continues to mutate at a rapid rate - at least in people’s minds. “Did you know it can survive on c...

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Funny story - Bush Announces New "Turf and Serf" program.

Bush Announces New "Turf and Serf" program.

In a stunning announcement that confirmed the worst nightmares of many American lunatic fringe groups, President Bush announced a new system of government that will return America to a feudal system.

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Funny story - F.B.I. Cracks Down On Rock and Roll Copy Cat Groups

F.B.I. Cracks Down On Rock and Roll Copy Cat Groups

CLEVELAND, OHIO - The Federal Bureau of Investigation held a news conference at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland today. F.B.I. Agent, LeVoy Crandall, of the Intellectual Property Theft Division, announced that they will begin cracking dow...

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Funny story - Michael Made-up still spouting the same old bullshit

Michael Made-up still spouting the same old bullshit

Conservative Minister Michael Made-up and his crazy wig have been spouting their usual right-wing bullshit for anyone who cares to listen. Holding views that even Laurence Fox would question, the clearly too old for the wig he has chosen to wear c…

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Funny story - Government pandemic plans left in minister's office

Government pandemic plans left in minister's office

The UK government has finally found the root cause of the coronavirus planning team's inadequate response. A junior minister accidentally left behind the detailed strategy document in his office, after the entire Department of Health was ordered to w...

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