Funny story: Coronavirus Continues to Mutate in People’s Minds

Coronavirus Continues to Mutate in People’s Minds

While the flu-like coronavirus continues to afflict people around the world with coughing, fatigue, and occasionally even a fever, the virus itself continues to mutate at a rapid rate - at least in people’s minds. “Did you know it can survive on c...

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Funny story: Man Has Neighbour Who Knows Better Than The Government About Coronavirus

Man Has Neighbour Who Knows Better Than The Government About Coronavirus

A man from Hull has told of how he won't be taking the government's health advice on the Coronavirus too literally, as his next-door-neighbour has told him it's all a load of shite. Myke Woodson, 56, says that he realises the instructions to keep...

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Funny story: Pub And Restaurant Managers Say They Will Defy Government Shutdown, Unless Things Get Really Bad

Pub And Restaurant Managers Say They Will Defy Government Shutdown, Unless Things Get Really Bad

After the UK government gave orders for pubs, clubs, bars and restaurants to shut down until further notice, to contain the spread of the Coronavirus, many of those in charge of those establishments said they will defy the ban, unless things got "rea...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Disappointed Census Failed to Ask His Opinion of Government

Nashville Man Disappointed Census Failed to Ask His Opinion of Government

Looking forward to having his voice heard, Josh O’Brien of Nashville, Tennessee, was disappointed when his 2020 census form failed to ask for his opinion of the government or of society in general. “I had a lot of feedback that I really think coul...

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Funny story: Government pandemic plans left in minister's office

Government pandemic plans left in minister's office

The UK government has finally found the root cause of the coronavirus planning team's inadequate response. A junior minister accidentally left behind the detailed strategy document in his office, after the entire Department of Health was ordered to w...

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Funny story: Priti Patel Vows To Make Criminals Terrified Of The Law

Priti Patel Vows To Make Criminals Terrified Of The Law

New Home Secretary, Priti Patel, has said that criminals should be made "terrified of the law", and that she wants them to: "literally feel terror". Patel told anyone who would listen, that: "The Conservative Party is the party of law and or...

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Funny story: London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.

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Funny story: Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets

Washington DC - Last week, Matthew Lesko was taken into custody by FBI agents. Lesko was unavailable for comment, however FBI representative Chambers had this to say: "Mr. Lesko has been soliciting government secrets for years. Right under our n...

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Funny story: Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...

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Funny story: Toddler savaged by government watchdog

Toddler savaged by government watchdog

There were calls for changes to The Dangerous Bureaucrats Act last night, after a 3-year-old girl was admitted to Great Ormond Street Hospital suffering from wounds inflicted by a Government Watchdog that had been left free to roam in a London Park.

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Funny story: Cannibals To Be Looked After Post-Brexit With Stockpiling of Human Body Parts

Cannibals To Be Looked After Post-Brexit With Stockpiling of Human Body Parts

People who eat people will "not be forgotten about" after Brexit, sources say. Following the revelations earlier this year from Brexit minister Dominic Raaaaab that the Government is stockpiling food and medicine in case of a No Deal, it has now b...

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Funny story: English Civil War Is 'On The Cards'

English Civil War Is 'On The Cards'

The English Civil War, which raged throughout the land in two periods between 1642 and 1651, was the last time the people of England were so divided on opinion that they had to revert to inflicting violence upon one another, but the current state of...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Boris Johnson Would Not Bode Well For Those Without Blond Hair

Prime Minister Boris Johnson Would Not Bode Well For Those Without Blond Hair

The shock and horror released in equal amounts over last weekend when Boris Johnson officially announced his intention to stand for the leadership of the Conservative party, has subsided, but sinister uncertainties are now surrounding Mr Johnson, and...

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Funny story: Ethiopia Blames High Infant Mortality rate on Dying Babies

Ethiopia Blames High Infant Mortality rate on Dying Babies

Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Ethiopian Government officials explained to the international press earlier this week that the principle cause of the country's highest infant death rate in twenty years is due to ‘poor, sick and helpless babies'.

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Funny story: Bloomberg wants to turn New York into a nudist camp

Bloomberg wants to turn New York into a nudist camp

New York -- Hold on to your hat… and your pants and shirt as well. The outgoing mayor is calling on his subjects to strip naked with the goal of turning New York City into the world's largest nudist colony. The proposal comes after Mayor Mike Bl...

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Funny story: Chinese internet hero blown to Smithereens

Chinese internet hero blown to Smithereens

In a protest to his government’s ban on internet access, the Chinese modern day crusader defied government orders and used his laptop to get internet access in Tiananmen Square. Determined to crack down and further prevent the spread of the protest, Chinese officials sent troops and a column of tanks. In a gesture similar the students protest in 1989, Chinese hero Wan Dum Fuk stood in front...

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Funny story: Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands

Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands

Home secretary, Sajid Javid, the man who was responsible for the revoking of Shamima Begum's British citizenship, has now become responsible for the death of another British citizen - Shamima's 3-week-old son, Jarrah, who died of pneumonia in a Syria...

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Funny story: Royal Marines Boarded Ship With 'Minimum Of Force', Lies Ministry Of Defence

Royal Marines Boarded Ship With 'Minimum Of Force', Lies Ministry Of Defence

An Iranian tanker seized by Royal Marines off Gibraltar earlier this month, was taken with "the minimum of force" says the Ministry of Defence, but the tanker's Indian captain claims that all depends on your interpretation of the word 'minimum'. T...

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Funny story: Fake Contracts

Fake Contracts

The USA's Office of Commercial and Business Affairs promotes and protects U.S. business interests in foreign countries. Period! The following story is fictitious. The conversation took place between a fully authorized representative of PKKT (Phobio-Klepto-Kakisto-Theocracy) government and a giant US Corporation. The PKKT's man was a cook-help in the kitchens of American families in 1970s when h...

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Funny story: Government Climate Committee Agrees that Desperate Times Call for Discussion of Some Possible Measures

Government Climate Committee Agrees that Desperate Times Call for Discussion of Some Possible Measures

After some debate, a government action committee formed to address the ever-worsening climate crisis reached a consensus that these desperate environmental times call for discussion of taking some possible measures. “It’s too early to tell precise...

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