London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.
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The United States Government Is Fed Up With The Voter Suppression Antics of Georgia
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. government has just issued a mandate to the state of Georgia regarding their recent acts of blatant voter discrimination. According to Scuttlebutt Review reporter April Jiggle, Georgia has been warned re…
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Nadine Dorries has her eyes on a bigger office
Following the recent exodus of many MP from Westminster culture minister Nadine Dorries has her eyes on a bigger desk. 'When I am out talking about the importance of London Ballet, London Theatre and London recitals to the plebs in the outer reach…
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Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets
Washington DC - Last week, Matthew Lesko was taken into custody by FBI agents. Lesko was unavailable for comment, however FBI representative Chambers had this to say: "Mr. Lesko has been soliciting government secrets for years. Right under our n...
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Man Has Neighbour Who Knows Better Than The Government About Coronavirus
A man from Hull has told of how he won't be taking the government's health advice on the Coronavirus too literally, as his next-door-neighbour has told him it's all a load of shite. Myke Woodson, 56, says that he realises the instructions to keep...
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Why are there more female doctors than male?
Recent polls show that females now outnumber males 65:35 in the Medical profession. The general consensus has been that as the education system has become more modular, GCSEs and A levels have been better tailored for females to succeed by doing away with the last minute cramming and pressure of all or nothing exams that boys tend to favour. They score better grades than their male counterparts...
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Sarah Palin introduces Tea Party's healthcare package
First Annual Dick Convention to be Held
George Bush Takes Responsibility for Katrina Blunders and Resigns
Prime Minister Boris Johnson Would Not Bode Well For Those Without Blond Hair
Bin-Laden Found in Blockbuster Movie Trilogy
Hurricane Hugo Hits Mar Del Plata
Essential Alternative Sites of interest for Visitors to Nottingham!
Government Admits It Doesn't Know What It's Doing
Fake Contracts
David Cameroon employs Alan Car
Texas Republican Legislators Vote Themselves Out
Politicians Descriptive Ode Winner
Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash
Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed
Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...
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"Deforestation Moving Along Better Than Expected" Government Chimes
The Amazon rain forest, second to the Atlantic Ocean as the wettest place on the planet and right behind Australia as the deadliest, is being destroyed at paces far greater than anticipated.
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Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage
Stunned diners at the McWiggerdly household were left distraught after watching their 10 year old fat fucker of a son eat the last sausage in the entire house.
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Toddler savaged by government watchdog
There were calls for changes to The Dangerous Bureaucrats Act last night, after a 3-year-old girl was admitted to Great Ormond Street Hospital suffering from wounds inflicted by a Government Watchdog that had been left free to roam in a London Park.
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UK Government To Introduce New Coronavirus Restriction - Tier 5: Stay In Bed
The beleaguered UK government, already under severe pressure and in a tailspin over the increase in the number of positive cases of COVID-19, are set to introduce a further level of restriction, in an effort to get the virus under control. Having…
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Coronavirus Continues to Mutate in People’s Minds
While the flu-like coronavirus continues to afflict people around the world with coughing, fatigue, and occasionally even a fever, the virus itself continues to mutate at a rapid rate - at least in people’s minds. “Did you know it can survive on c...
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F.B.I. Cracks Down On Rock and Roll Copy Cat Groups
CLEVELAND, OHIO - The Federal Bureau of Investigation held a news conference at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland today. F.B.I. Agent, LeVoy Crandall, of the Intellectual Property Theft Division, announced that they will begin cracking dow...
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Michael Made-up still spouting the same old bullshit
Conservative Minister Michael Made-up and his crazy wig have been spouting their usual right-wing bullshit for anyone who cares to listen. Holding views that even Laurence Fox would question, the clearly too old for the wig he has chosen to wear c…
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Government pandemic plans left in minister's office
The UK government has finally found the root cause of the coronavirus planning team's inadequate response. A junior minister accidentally left behind the detailed strategy document in his office, after the entire Department of Health was ordered to w...
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Government plan to enourage healthy eating 'ludicrous'
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God considering legal action over Blair invasion claim
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Justin Beiber Admitted to Hospital
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Government Introduces New "Wear A Funny Mask Day"
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Interesting News for October 2011
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Is the NHS safe with the Conservatives - Indications of nepotism at work!
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Algorithms Are Watching Your Every Move
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Curious Entity Defies Any Kind Of Classification
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Government Work
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Asian Bird Flu Caused By Felines
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Monkeys Briefly Take Over White House
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Irish Government To Introduce New Pedestrian Speed Limits For City Centre
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Microsoft Pours Water On $100 PC - Creates Unrest
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Exclusive! PM Blair's Valedictory Letter to the Nation
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Downtown merchants like new signs
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Secret govt plan to build an island prison to exile criminals
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Lockdown to be enforced on alternate days
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Events That Nearly Brought Down The Government
