Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

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Jacqui Smith, the pot-smoking Home Secretary, has announced that, from today, all cannabis that is smoked in the UK must be stronger, and must meet stringent European Cannabis Strength Laws.

Smith, who regularly puffed on a joint when she was idling away at Hertford College in Oxford, made the announcement whilst in 'a right old state' during a tea break' in the Commons. There were whoops of delight from fellow ministers on both sides of the House as she read out the statement, which was written on the back of a fag packet.

Smith's real name is Jacqueline Jill Smith, but she plumped for her abbreviated form during a Hashfest at the college in 1985.

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