Funny story: Brown loses cock in very suspicious circumstances

Brown loses cock in very suspicious circumstances

I felt rather sorry for poor old Boris Johnston when he lost his cock, then I heard that Gordon Brown had also lost his cock and became very suspicious about the circumstances of the loss that purportedly occurred in the middle of the night. Apparently Sarah was known to be quite jealous of the constant attention he lavished on it. I rather suspect that after being disturbed by his incessant sn...

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Funny story: PM Brown pushes for inclusion in England eleven

PM Brown pushes for inclusion in England eleven

London, England. Prime Minister Gordon Brown has personally asked English cricket selectors to include him in the next eleven selected for the Second Test in Cape Town South Africa. He says he can solve the middle order batting problem that has b...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown in Alleged XXX Scandal

Gordon Brown in Alleged XXX Scandal

This afternoon, Prime Minister Gordon Brown was entangled in a barbed-wire bush of controversy. Moments after leaving the Houses of Parliament, Mr Brown - who had unusually refused a lift home, was seen 'touting for business' on Westminster Heath...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson On Gordon Brown

Jeremy Clarkson On Gordon Brown

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has defended his decision to call Prime Minister Gordon Brown a "one-eyed Scottish idiot" in an interview with Australian journalists in Sydney, saying that he did so in "an entirely economic sense". The presente...

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Funny story: Exclusive Gordon Brown Confession - 50 Ways Labour Conned You

Exclusive Gordon Brown Confession - 50 Ways Labour Conned You

I Gordon Brown, former unelected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, would like to issue a statement on behalf of the Labour Party and formally apologise for almost a decade and a half of Labour rule which I now formally acknowledge has destroyed this once great country. In doing so, I would like to publically acknowledge just some of the overwhelming mistakes, miscalculations and insidious p...

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Funny story: Chuckle Brothers To Take Over Running Of British Government

Chuckle Brothers To Take Over Running Of British Government

Plans are being put in place for a dissolution of the Labour-led British government, and the formation of an emergency committee to run the country led by TV funnymen, the Chuckle Brothers. Barry and Paul Elliot, of Rotherham, are two comedians be...

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Funny story: On This Day In The Future

On This Day In The Future

2009 Benito Mussolini resurrected to replace Gordon Brown as Labour leader, saying 'Brown is too right-wing for me'...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown found in cupboard at No.10

Gordon Brown found in cupboard at No.10

Ex Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been found hiding in a cupboard near the Cabinet Office at No.10 Downing Street. The discovery was made by cleaning staff shortly after Prime Minister Cameron's historic first Cabinet Meeting of the Liberal-Tory...

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Funny story: British Vagrant Arrested in White House

British Vagrant Arrested in White House

A man has been arrested in Washington DC after allegedly attempting to enter the White House claiming to be a British politician. According to US State Department officials the man, who was scruffily-dressed and appeared to have psychological prob...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown :- "My affair with Tiger Woods"

Gordon Brown :- "My affair with Tiger Woods"

Beleaguered Prime Minister Gordon Brown claimed yesterday that he too had had an affair with Tiger Woods. Speaking from No.10 yesterday the Prime Minister said he did not know if Tiger was really in love with him but their passionate affair lasted...

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Funny story: Gordian Knot Brown Comes All over Congress, Again and Again

Gordian Knot Brown Comes All over Congress, Again and Again

Great and notso great Britain's PM Gordian Knot Brown has often been suspected of being in the closet. Not the sexual orientation one, so much, though the jury is still out on most John Bull's boyos but the americanophile pantry... Many a Britis...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Unveils New Anti-Terrorism Strategy

Gordon Brown Unveils New Anti-Terrorism Strategy

The Prime Minister has revealed the new anti-terrorism strategy at the annual Labour Conference yesterday. Labelled ''The Five Finger Pointed Perpendicular Pre-emptive Prevention Placement Against Terrorism at Home and Abroad'' or Five P's in layman...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle has dinner with PM Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer 2

Susan Boyle has dinner with PM Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer 2

It appears that Westminster is still taken aback by the news of tonight's dinner. Tory Central Office has complained that Labour is using dirty tricks and is not playing fair. A Government spokesman when asked stuck his fingers in his ears and sang l...

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Funny story: Monty Gordon's Flying Circus

Monty Gordon's Flying Circus

[cue American marching band music and surreal cartoons, then ...] Alastair: I wish to make a complaint about this here labour party that I bought here, to wit, thirteen years ago Gordon: What's wrong wiv it? Alastair: Since I took it home, it hasn't moved Gordon: Maybe it's thinking hard about defrauding its owners. Look, it moved then! Alastair: You pushed it! Gordon: No I didn'...

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Funny story: Huge indifference greets Gordon Brown cumshot auction

Huge indifference greets Gordon Brown cumshot auction

Relatives of former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown have expressed complete indifference after a vial containing a sample of his semen was put on sale in an online auction. UK-based PFC Auctions says the spunk was taken from Brown in 2009 in order...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown you clown

Gordon Brown you clown

The Prime Minister showed his contempt for an elector today. A perfectly reasonable woman, in Rochdale, asked him some relevant questions. The lady even said she would still vote Labour. What does Gordon do - he calls the lady a "bigoted woman" in his car. The mic was still on and obviously transmitting. Now he is being pinned to the wall by Jeremy Vine on radio. The poor woman is dreadfully...

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Funny story: Heavy Flooding Prompts Brown To Tell Builders: "Build Houses On Stilts!"

Heavy Flooding Prompts Brown To Tell Builders: "Build Houses On Stilts!"

The recent inclement weather that has caused heavy flooding in England and Wales, has prompted Prime Minster Gordon Brown to call on construction industry workers, to ask them to consider building any future housing projects on stilts. Millions of...

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Funny story: Brown gives cheese power the green light

Brown gives cheese power the green light

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has hinted that he is going to approve a plan for the opening of a new generation of dairy power plants.

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Funny story: If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog

If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog

Last night former Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury (World Bank, hint hint!) Gordon Brown said that he would still be Prime Minister if the News of the Swirling Wurlitzer revelations had occurred 18 months earlier. His reasoning was that Andy Coulson would have been arrested and David Cameron would have been fatally damaged by the publicity surrounding the arrest of his Director of Com...

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Funny story: The Curious Case of Coronation Streets Murderer Tony Gordon

The Curious Case of Coronation Streets Murderer Tony Gordon

Once upon a time there was a Coronation Street murderer called Tony Gordon who some claim is a cross between TONY Blair and GORDON Brown. Like Tony Blair he is a compulsive liar and murderer who is self righteous and thinks he is right about every...

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