Brownian Motion Disproved
Every schoolchild will have, at some time, been shown Brownian Motion. Those little specks or motes dancing around on the surface of a liquid or even floating in the air. The original explanation was that jostling atoms are knocking these motes, c...
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Gorgon Brown orders new monarchy website relaunch to whitewash Wills & Harry 7/7 invovlement
London - (Nazi Appeasement Mess): The February 12 relaunch of the Puppet Monarchy webshite was ordered by UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown to hide William and Harry's involvement in masterminding the 7/7 London atrocity according to spooks. Brown's b...
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Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released
Due to popular demand J.K. Rowling has succumbed to unexpectedly writing Harry Potter Book Eight. "I know I said I had stopped at Book Seven and would never write another... and I am sooooo embarrassed, believe me. But my controllers,... er... ba...
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Outrage Over Clarkson 'Idiot' Jibe
Outspoken Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has caused outrage after he branded Prime Minister Gordon Brown a 'one-eyed idiot'. At a press conference in Sydney, promoting his Top Gear Live tour, Clarkson compared Brown negatively to Australian PM...
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Gordon Brown offered a new job
"Some people say he's attracted to jobs which involve a lot of firepower. Some people say that nobody has ever seen him smile. Some say he can look a child in the eye and feel good. All we know is, he's called Gordon Brown." Jeremy Clarkson's w...
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Brown's Cow Tax Relief
Gordon Brown Today announced that the planned Bovine Release Tax Bill will be put on hold til both the financial and meteorological climates change. The Bill, which was expected to become Law on the 5th February this year, has been sh...
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Westminster Palace to be redeveloped
Gordon Brown shocks parliament with another new cabinet announcement
Gordon Brown apologises to Jeremy Clarkson
Exclusive Gordon Brown Confession - 50 Ways Labour Conned You
Monday's Ides of March New Moon Shocker
Gordon Brown ceases to be PM in protest
Huge indifference greets Gordon Brown cumshot auction
Gordon Brown Enters World Record Books
Michelle Cleans House: Everything Must Go In Order to Prepare for Black History Tribute Month!
Gordian Knot Brown Comes All over Congress, Again and Again
Boorman And Macgregor To Blame For Fuel Crisis
Brown backing for Blair presidency sealed in 'Pizza Hut pact'
Gordon Brown: 'My battle with Bulimia'
Tears flowed as Britain's Prime Minister Brown admitted that he is suffering from Bulimia. The PM gave an emotional response to a question about his recent weight loss during a press conference at 10 Downing Street. The snivelling PM said 'I t...
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UK Economy Booms Following VAT Rate Decrease
Wereinthemoney, England - The Labour government's plan to reduce the Value Added Tax (VAT) on goods and services from 17.5% to 15% took effect today with resounding results for the economy. The move to stimulate consumer spending and head off the imp...
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Class War Inevitable
The government has today announced war on the upper and middle classes. In an attempt to win over its traditional voters Gordon Brown has ordered the army to surround all the royal residences and to shoot anyone carrying a sceptre Furthermore typical...
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Hoon wants to get rid of Gordon Baboon and he is trying to do it soon
Geoff Hoon wants to get rid of Gordon Baboon and he is trying to do it soon. Hoon has appeared at The Lieraq enquiry to tell as many lies as possible to protect an even bigger liar former Prime Minister Tony B Liar. Primate Minister Gordon Baboon...
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I Know What A Spliff Is Says PM
Whitehall - PM Gordon Brown today announced in a press conference that he was fully aware of what a spliff is: "It's a hand rolled cigarette containing tobacco and cannabis," he said proudly. Many observers regard the PM's attempts to appear to...
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'Isn't She Lovely' Brown Tells Obama
We're hearing that British PM Gordon Brown, on being introduced to US First Lady Michelle Obama, seated himself at a Moog synthesizer and burst into song. "Isn't she lovely," he crooned. "Isn't she wonderful. Isn't she pretty, and less than fifty...
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Susan Boyle has dinner with PM Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer 2
It appears that Westminster is still taken aback by the news of tonight's dinner. Tory Central Office has complained that Labour is using dirty tricks and is not playing fair. A Government spokesman when asked stuck his fingers in his ears and sang l...
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"One-eyed, Scottish idiot" closes BBC forever
Gordon Brown is a man on the edge! Following Jeremy Clarkson's jibe in Australia, the Prime Minister is considering closing the BBC (Brown's Broadcasting Company) for good; because all it is showing are negative images of the Government - i.e. redund...
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Gordon Brown, Sex Machine or Raving Pervert?
' I enjoy sex as much as the next man, or indeed woman.' These opening words seem strange coming from ex- Prime Minister, Gordon Brown. Yet, Gordon (as he insists I call him), seems relaxed discussing his sexuality, which is to feature heavily in his new book, due out later this year. We are more used to Gordon Brown tinkering with the economy and so initially I had expected him to be reserv...
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Brown goes to Tarot Reader and gets the Hanged Man
Gordon {I am Still Klinging On to power} Brown went to visit tarot reader Psychic Tony from Tottenham in London today to see if he could get good news about his election chances. After shuffling the cards Brown handed the cards to Tony for his int...
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Statue To Comedy Double Act Unveiled
A statue to one of the greatest comedy double acts of all time has been unveiled in London. Thousands gathered to an official ceremony in Downing Street. Brown and Darling have sent many into tears with their hilarious attempts to run the nation's...
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James Callaghan Returns From Dead To Congratulate Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown today told us that an apparition of former British Labour Prime Minister, James Callaghan, apparently appeared in his bedroom last night, like some sort of Wuthering Heights Heathcliff ghost coming back from the moor.
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Gordon Brown's speech - live coverage
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Rihanna claims Chris Brown, Bobby Brown are serial "Bitch Slappers"!
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UK admits "The recession is worse than we thought" even Gordon Brown overdraws his creditcard by 2 Million!
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'Gordon Brown Ate My Pussy'
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Gordon Ramsay hires Uri Geller for a day
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Brown shoved his Granny aff a Bus claims former classmate
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Gordon Brown to quit before he is "Hung"
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Brown to join Ashes cricket squad
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Monopoly Money to become legal tender in Yorkshire
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Brown gives cheese power the green light
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Gordon Brown conducts removal of Peter Hain's body parts
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You can't polish a turd says Brown
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Government Loses Disk Containing Names Of UK Viagra Users
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Government minister: "I've just realised we're a bit shit, really"
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Nemesis stalks Gorgon Brown's birthday
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PM Brown relieved of duties
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Gordon Brown: Hitler hid in my attic
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Alex Salmond Dedicates SNP Triumph
