Funny story - Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron

Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron

Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...

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Funny story - Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-mouth disease strikes the UK, yet again "Those dirty farmers don't know how to control their nobs," says Gordon Ramsay, British PM...

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Funny story - It's Official - Gordon Brown's a Tosser

It's Official - Gordon Brown's a Tosser

After much speculation and rumour it can now be publicly announced that the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a Tosser. A secret ballot held over the last month found 89% of MPs voted him a "Tosser" while 4% voted "A complete Tosser" the rem...

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Funny story - Statues cause protests in London

Statues cause protests in London

Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.

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Funny story - Gordian Knot Brown Comes All over Congress, Again and Again

Gordian Knot Brown Comes All over Congress, Again and Again

Great and notso great Britain's PM Gordian Knot Brown has often been suspected of being in the closet. Not the sexual orientation one, so much, though the jury is still out on most John Bull's boyos but the americanophile pantry... Many a Britis...

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Funny story - Brown to join Ashes cricket squad

Brown to join Ashes cricket squad

London, England. The touring English cricket team, currently contesting a five test series against Australia, have sent an SOS to Gordon Brown, former PM of United Kingdom, to join the team as a replacement wicket keeper in case existing 'keeper Mat...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown apologises to Jeremy Clarkson

Gordon Brown apologises to Jeremy Clarkson

PM Gordon Brown today said he was sorry after calling TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson 'a tall annoying adolescent geek, with a mental age of 14', and 'someone who thinks cars are exciting, and hanging around lots of other adolescent male geeks is exciti...

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Funny story - "Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!", the legacy of the 'Noolabour Society'.

"Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!", the legacy of the 'Noolabour Society'.

London, England: During the run up to the 1997 elections and after the few tedious years of Grey man John Major, many citizens of the United Kingdom were in a vulnerable enough state to want change in their Country. bLIAR looked fresh and somewha...

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Funny story - Mr Bean to replace Gordon Brown

Mr Bean to replace Gordon Brown

Some visitors to Spains EU presidency website were directed to a blog that showed a smiling Mr Bean instead of the countrys Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero. We decided to conduct a poll to see if people in the UK would prefer Mr Bean a...

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Funny story - Bono Does Africa

Bono Does Africa

"It will be the visible hand of the State that will finally alleviate the curse of poverty from the blighted continent of Africa" , remarked Bono, the lead singer of Irish rock band U2. "I have been assured by Gordon Brown - with w...

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Funny story - Gordon The Bastard Brown v John The Power Prescott

Gordon The Bastard Brown v John The Power Prescott

Ever since Ken Buchanan the former World Lightweight Boxing Champion announced he wants to make a comeback at the age of 65 Boxing authorities have been trying to organise a Pensioners World Boxing Championship. Now Boxing Authorities have been as...

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Funny story - Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms

Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms

More Olympic scandal today, in the Taekwondo arena this time, with British girl Sarah Stevenson being the victim of the judges' incompetence, as she lost to, you guessed it, a Chinese competitor. Sarah was trailing 1-0 with just seconds of her mat...

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Funny story - President Obama Addresses United Nations: Cockfight between US and UK Inevitable

President Obama Addresses United Nations: Cockfight between US and UK Inevitable

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - A stunned United Nations listened silently as US President Barack Obama told a Peace Convention Saturday that the US Defense Intelligence Agency had intercepted over thirty coded cables from British Prime Minister Gordon Brown...

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Funny story - Who do they think I am? Asks Cameron

Who do they think I am? Asks Cameron

A crowd of reporters were in Downing Street this morning after a microphone stand, left in the road last night by the Prime Minister and later reported stolen, was mysteriously returned by a plain-clothed policeman. But reporters hoping to catch...

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Funny story - ''Bully Beef Brown'' and the New School Meals Menu

''Bully Beef Brown'' and the New School Meals Menu

Bully Beef Gordon unveiled the new school dinners menu for children who are constantly bullied in UK schools. The menu, consisting of ''Bully Beef'' and two veg was designed by Labourite food guru Gordon Ramsey on bequest of the PM. Ramsey went on...

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Funny story - Bank Of England To Print More Money Next Year

Bank Of England To Print More Money Next Year

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has this morning announced in Parliament a plan that would see the Bank of England increase tenfold the amount of money it prints each year. Mr Brown said that many of the country's current woes were down to a lack of h...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown aims to win Chelsea by-election

Gordon Brown aims to win Chelsea by-election

Prime Minister Gordon Brown believes the Labour party has a good chance of winning the job at Chelsea after the departure of Avram Grant.

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Funny story - Voter asks Gordon Brown for his money back

Voter asks Gordon Brown for his money back

Henry Crankshaft, a Labour voter from Westhoughton near Manchester, shocked the British world of politics when he knocked on the door of number 10 Downing Street earlier this morning seeking a refund.

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Funny story - Brown goes crazy

Brown goes crazy

London, England. Former UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, plans to apear naked atop Nelson's Column in Trafalgar Square. The former premier claims that the stunt will be his final act of retribution for his electoral loss several months ago. Brown,...

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Funny story - House of Commons Lift Attendant Wanted

House of Commons Lift Attendant Wanted

The House of Commons require a lift attendant and have advertised the position in newspapers and all local job centres. Incredibly in the current job market where hundreds of people are applying for the same job,there have been very few enquiries...

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