Funny story: Brownian Motion Disproved

Brownian Motion Disproved

Every schoolchild will have, at some time, been shown Brownian Motion. Those little specks or motes dancing around on the surface of a liquid or even floating in the air. The original explanation was that jostling atoms are knocking these motes, c...

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Funny story: Gorgon Brown orders new monarchy website relaunch to whitewash Wills & Harry 7/7 invovlement

Gorgon Brown orders new monarchy website relaunch to whitewash Wills & Harry 7/7 invovlement

London - (Nazi Appeasement Mess): The February 12 relaunch of the Puppet Monarchy webshite was ordered by UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown to hide William and Harry's involvement in masterminding the 7/7 London atrocity according to spooks. Brown's b...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released

Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released

Due to popular demand J.K. Rowling has succumbed to unexpectedly writing Harry Potter Book Eight. "I know I said I had stopped at Book Seven and would never write another... and I am sooooo embarrassed, believe me. But my controllers,... er... ba...

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Funny story: Outrage Over Clarkson 'Idiot' Jibe

Outrage Over Clarkson 'Idiot' Jibe

Outspoken Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has caused outrage after he branded Prime Minister Gordon Brown a 'one-eyed idiot'. At a press conference in Sydney, promoting his Top Gear Live tour, Clarkson compared Brown negatively to Australian PM...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown offered a new job

Gordon Brown offered a new job

"Some people say he's attracted to jobs which involve a lot of firepower. Some people say that nobody has ever seen him smile. Some say he can look a child in the eye and feel good. All we know is, he's called Gordon Brown." Jeremy Clarkson's w...

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Funny story: Brown's Cow Tax Relief

Brown's Cow Tax Relief

Gordon Brown Today announced that the planned Bovine Release Tax Bill will be put on hold til both the financial and meteorological climates change. The Bill, which was expected to become Law on the 5th February this year, has been sh...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown: 'My battle with Bulimia'

Gordon Brown: 'My battle with Bulimia'

Tears flowed as Britain's Prime Minister Brown admitted that he is suffering from Bulimia. The PM gave an emotional response to a question about his recent weight loss during a press conference at 10 Downing Street. The snivelling PM said 'I t...

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Funny story: UK Economy Booms Following VAT Rate Decrease

UK Economy Booms Following VAT Rate Decrease

Wereinthemoney, England - The Labour government's plan to reduce the Value Added Tax (VAT) on goods and services from 17.5% to 15% took effect today with resounding results for the economy. The move to stimulate consumer spending and head off the imp...

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Funny story: Class War Inevitable

Class War Inevitable

The government has today announced war on the upper and middle classes. In an attempt to win over its traditional voters Gordon Brown has ordered the army to surround all the royal residences and to shoot anyone carrying a sceptre Furthermore typical...

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Funny story: Hoon wants to get rid of Gordon Baboon and he is trying to do it soon

Hoon wants to get rid of Gordon Baboon and he is trying to do it soon

Geoff Hoon wants to get rid of Gordon Baboon and he is trying to do it soon. Hoon has appeared at The Lieraq enquiry to tell as many lies as possible to protect an even bigger liar former Prime Minister Tony B Liar. Primate Minister Gordon Baboon...

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Funny story: I Know What A Spliff Is Says PM

I Know What A Spliff Is Says PM

Whitehall - PM Gordon Brown today announced in a press conference that he was fully aware of what a spliff is: "It's a hand rolled cigarette containing tobacco and cannabis," he said proudly. Many observers regard the PM's attempts to appear to...

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Funny story: 'Isn't She Lovely' Brown Tells Obama

'Isn't She Lovely' Brown Tells Obama

We're hearing that British PM Gordon Brown, on being introduced to US First Lady Michelle Obama, seated himself at a Moog synthesizer and burst into song. "Isn't she lovely," he crooned. "Isn't she wonderful. Isn't she pretty, and less than fifty...

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Funny story: Brown's outsource the monarchy shock

Brown's outsource the monarchy shock

GORDON Brown may carry through sweeping reform of Britain's confused constitutional situation by taking the prudent option and outsourcing the monarchy.

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Funny story: Susan Boyle has dinner with PM Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer 2

Susan Boyle has dinner with PM Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer 2

It appears that Westminster is still taken aback by the news of tonight's dinner. Tory Central Office has complained that Labour is using dirty tricks and is not playing fair. A Government spokesman when asked stuck his fingers in his ears and sang l...

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Funny story: "One-eyed, Scottish idiot" closes BBC forever

"One-eyed, Scottish idiot" closes BBC forever

Gordon Brown is a man on the edge! Following Jeremy Clarkson's jibe in Australia, the Prime Minister is considering closing the BBC (Brown's Broadcasting Company) for good; because all it is showing are negative images of the Government - i.e. redund...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown, Sex Machine or Raving Pervert?

Gordon Brown, Sex Machine or Raving Pervert?

' I enjoy sex as much as the next man, or indeed woman.' These opening words seem strange coming from ex- Prime Minister, Gordon Brown. Yet, Gordon (as he insists I call him), seems relaxed discussing his sexuality, which is to feature heavily in his new book, due out later this year. We are more used to Gordon Brown tinkering with the economy and so initially I had expected him to be reserv...

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Funny story: Brown goes to Tarot Reader and gets the Hanged Man

Brown goes to Tarot Reader and gets the Hanged Man

Gordon {I am Still Klinging On to power} Brown went to visit tarot reader Psychic Tony from Tottenham in London today to see if he could get good news about his election chances. After shuffling the cards Brown handed the cards to Tony for his int...

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Funny story: Brown Hates The Bee Gees

Brown Hates The Bee Gees

A Downing Street spokeswoman, Miss Asa Loo Mseeker, said: 'Yes, Mr. Brown hates the Bee Gees, and says that they make him sick, and want to vomit on the carpet.' And Reichschancellor Alistair Goering added: 'We're raising taxes on CDs...

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Funny story: Statue To Comedy Double Act Unveiled

Statue To Comedy Double Act Unveiled

A statue to one of the greatest comedy double acts of all time has been unveiled in London. Thousands gathered to an official ceremony in Downing Street. Brown and Darling have sent many into tears with their hilarious attempts to run the nation's...

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Funny story: James Callaghan Returns From Dead To Congratulate Gordon Brown

James Callaghan Returns From Dead To Congratulate Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown today told us that an apparition of former British Labour Prime Minister, James Callaghan, apparently appeared in his bedroom last night, like some sort of Wuthering Heights Heathcliff ghost coming back from the moor.

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