Funny story: Mr Bean to replace Gordon Brown

Mr Bean to replace Gordon Brown

Some visitors to Spains EU presidency website were directed to a blog that showed a smiling Mr Bean instead of the countrys Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero. We decided to conduct a poll to see if people in the UK would prefer Mr Bean a...

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Funny story: World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.

World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.

World leaders have come together today to discuss where to go with the policies on climate change. The meeting has taken place ahead of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change in Copenhagen next week. The meeting was held in p...

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Funny story: Lord Peter Mandelson - I Lied But You Can Believe Me Now

Lord Peter Mandelson - I Lied But You Can Believe Me Now

As the storm grows from revelations made in Lord Peter Mandelson's memoirs, The Third Man, pundits have began to increasingly ask the simple questions - if as he says Gordon Brown made mistake after mistake, ignored key advice, had a "ludicrously opt...

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Funny story: Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Hi everyone, and welcome to my world! My name is Edward Miliband, known mostly as Red Ed and I am fortunate to be Leader of Labour -the true people's party. I am a son of a Marxist millionaire and I live in a mansion worth couple of millions. As a true socialist I uphold high principles of socialism and dream of creating for all of you a utopian socialist paradise where everyone is equal...

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Funny story: Brown backs up to the Queen

Brown backs up to the Queen

On the doors being thrown open for him to enter for his audience with the Queen, equerries were surprised when the Prime Minister turned round and walked in backwards. Number ten later confirmed that he had confused his recollection of Tony Blair...

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Funny story: Gordon And Barack Drop Another Hot Tune

Gordon And Barack Drop Another Hot Tune

Following the runaway success of Gordy B and BO's reworked pro-war song 'WAR', which has been on the UK and US top spot for more than three weeks now, the boys are planning to release a new single. Gordy B spoke to us from his Mayfair hotel. "We j...

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Funny story: Statues cause protests in London

Statues cause protests in London

Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to be replaced by Phil Brown

Gordon Brown to be replaced by Phil Brown

Current UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has named his successor as his cousin, the former Hull manager, Phil Brown. Whilst the news comes as a large shock to virtually everyone in the UK, it is apparently little surprise to Phil Brown who later des...

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Funny story: "It was the Poor Opinion of Poles" - admits PM

"It was the Poor Opinion of Poles" - admits PM

The Prime Minister admitted in a candid interview with the Badly Bankrupt Corporation (BBC), that it was the startling revelations in the latest opinion of Poles that forced him to cancel an early election.

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Funny story: How Now Brown Cow?

How Now Brown Cow?

Whitehall, SW1 - (Contagious Press): The foot and mouth outbreak started by government scientists at their US-oursourced Meriel Animal Testing Laboratory in Pirbright, Surrey may have been the result of a secret Whitehall project attempting to make C...

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Funny story: Mugabe talks non stop bullshit

Mugabe talks non stop bullshit

Robert Mugabe the Dictator of Zimbabwe talks bullshit and talks non stop for hours some might say he is to gabby. Mugabe tries to convince the World that Zimbabwe is a democracy but like most countries that call themselves democracies it is not.

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Funny story: Labour In Surprise Coalition Pact With Conservatives

Labour In Surprise Coalition Pact With Conservatives

The Labour Party has agreed to form a surprise coalition government with the Conservative Party following intensive negotiations. The big two plan to crush the Liberal Democrats once and for all. Gordon Brown explained his decision. "Really there...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron

Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron

Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...

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Funny story: Treasury numerologists' omerta at Gordon Brown lotto trick

Treasury numerologists' omerta at Gordon Brown lotto trick

London - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): Treasury mug punters are seething in silence after illusionist Gorgon Brown claimed to have predicted the Lotto draw number results but failed to say how. "Tricks of the trade!" was all his spokesman offered. But...

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Funny story: Top Ten reasons NOT to trust Gordon Brown

Top Ten reasons NOT to trust Gordon Brown

In my article today I list the ten reasons to NEVER trust our prime minister, Gordon Brown. 10. He is Scottish 9. His mouth is askew when he speaks 8. He hates Achmed the Dead Terrorist (who can't resist him?) 7. He lives at No. 10 6. He has wife 5. He enjoys watching Alastair Darling make mistakes, only to make the same ones the next week! 4. He spens more time online than with his wife...

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Funny story: England to be the 51st state of the USA

England to be the 51st state of the USA

The British parliament last night passed the bill to become the 51st state of the United States of America. Gordon Brown, the British PM, hasn't yet been able to deliver an official address to the nation/state because he has been busy receiving congr...

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Funny story: "End Crude Insults" PM Says

"End Crude Insults" PM Says

Gordon Broon has called for an end to crude political insults. Speaking at the launch of his new policy to tax rosary beeds Mr Broon said "The time has come to ditch all the name calling and verbal assaults. I think that the public are sick and tired...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer First To Leave UK to Comply With Population Reduction Edict!

Spoof Writer First To Leave UK to Comply With Population Reduction Edict!

Bristol,UK/ Population Control News - PM Brown's environmental expert, Jonathon Porritt, said today that half of the island's population "had to go" if it was to survive! Spoof Writer Buck Pissgums, was the first to make his way to Southampton and...

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Funny story: Brown lists UK on EBAY

Brown lists UK on EBAY

In a last minute bid to ward off the rising effects of financial squeeze from the world wide credit crunch British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has listed the entire UK economy and its vast assets on the internet trading site, EBAY. Mr Brown said the...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to breast feed son during TV debates

Gordon Brown to breast feed son during TV debates

Labour party spin doctors have announced what might prove to be a highly controversial tactic in an attempt to show Gordon Brown in a family friendly light and which will, they hope, counteract the widely held perception he is an ill-mannered grumpy...

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