Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law
Jacqui Smith, the pot-smoking Home Secretary, has announced that, from today, all cannabis that is smoked in the UK must be stronger, and must meet stringent European Cannabis Strength Laws.
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bLIAR - A Journey.
London, England: Tony bLIAR, the former British Prime Minister, who employed Brown for years as Chancellor, are both thickos who have destroyed this country by leaving a huge debt, regional parliaments and uncontrolled mass immigration. Tony bLIAR...
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Rihanna Found Out Eloping With Chris Brown
Rihanna recently just got former boyfriend Chris Brown charged with domestic violence. We also recently discovered that Chris Brown somehow got Rihanna to agree to marry him, so the charges would be dropped. Chris Brown was seen in a jewelry store...
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Bono Does Africa
"It will be the visible hand of the State that will finally alleviate the curse of poverty from the blighted continent of Africa" , remarked Bono, the lead singer of Irish rock band U2. "I have been assured by Gordon Brown - with w...
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Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron
Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...
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World Leaders Unite Against Root Cause of Terror
Testosterone, Italy - At a hastily arranged global summit in the wake of mounting terrorist activities, world leaders today announced a unified plan of action to combat the root cause of terrorism. Barack Obama, the American President-elect, s...
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Torture Chamber Discovered At Number 10
Brown Sugar: Gordon's New Job
Gordon Brown - "My immigration fears"
Allister Darling Cautioned After He Tries to Rescue Brown Who Climbed Tree, Got Out on Limb and Couldn't Get Down!
PM Brown Announces 'Britain's Going Out of Business' Sale: Labour Leader's Desperate Financial Moves Seen as "Blind Leading the Stupid!"
Brown: "I'll boycott African summit unless Mugabe promises not to sell timeshare"
Bigotsgate 2010
Gordon Brown attacks the "privileged few"
Dr Who To Replace Gordon Brown
Blair: I hate Gordon Brown
US Foot-And-Mouth Outbreak Confirmed
Gordon Brown to breast feed son during TV debates
Biscuit Boycott at Number 10
This afternoon news has surfaced that Gordon Brown is looking into having biscuits banned! Apparently he dislikes their crumbly nature and how fast they break in his midmorning cup of tea.
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Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown 'absolutely furious' about 'Red' Ed Miliband's attack on his economic legacy!
Fifeshire feifdom, Scotland: Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown, the overbearing, dictatorial, class war driven, English hating, middle-class loathing, paranoid, spend-and-tax, serial borrowing, Marxist leaning, I'm always right, incompetent Bully, who has...
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George Osborne Does The Weather Forecast
Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne was defiant yesterday in the teeth of Opposition calls for an economic policy U-Turn. Britain's output fell by 0.5% in the last quarter of 2010. Expectant experts had expected a small amount of growth.
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Tony and Gordon make up and open hairdressing salon
The feud between former Labour Prime Ministers Tony Blair and Gordon Brown is officially over and the couple have agreed to work together as partners as they did once before. They will open a hairdressing salon called Tony&Gordon. For years, t...
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Brown plagiarised conference speech from Clinton/Gore internet spoof site
Bournemouth Conference Center - (Rip-off Mess): UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has been outed in plagiarising his keynote Conference address from the same Clinton/Gore Administration internet spoof site that provided Tony Blair with his 'Dodgy Dos...
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Gordon Brown Would Love To Give Chavez A Slap
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has aroused the ire of British PM Gordon 'The Gorgon' Brown by calling on Britain to return the Falkland Islands (Las Malvinas) to Argentinian sovereignty at a summit of South American nations. Looking a bit comica...
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Mitt Romney and Gordon Brown: KGB brothers' past gagged by Aldrich Ames fiasco
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): The CIA's bungling of KGB double agent Aldrich Ames's ten year destruction rampage through US Justice Department files may have ensured that, like George W Bush and his uterine brother Tony Blair, yet another tr...
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Chris Brown Uses Captain Hook's Hook As A Nipple Ring On Rihanna
When nude pictures of Rihanna were leaked online, they showed her with a nipple ring, and it appears to be Captain Hook's beloved hook. Rihanna has confirmed it was stolen from Captain Hook and she is very sorry. Chris Brown was the person who act...
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Gordon Brown warns Afghan President, "don't be corrupt." He answered, "what's corrupt?"
Upright, honest, stiff, straight (apart from his expenses) Gordon Brown has warned President Karzai, not to be corrupt! Karzai in perfect English replied, "what is that, corrupt?" Now Gordon was speaking from a Britsh point of view, stiff, uppe...
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Gordon Brown secret lessons at the Eliza Doolittle School of Charm Revealed!
Whitehall - After initially denying the rumors that the Prime Minister had been attending the Eliza Doolittle School of Charm it has come to light that the PM has been regularly attending an individual class at the institution with the charms school'...
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"Hillary and I have a special relationship.." - The Special Relationship
When Gordon Brown landed in Washington DC, for an annual White House visit, last Friday, it was thought that he and President Obama would discuss politics, and come up with innovative strategies to tackle the economic downturn. Well, perhaps, that...
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Bono Does Africa
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Mitt Romney and Gordon Brown: KGB brothers' past gagged by Aldrich Ames fiasco
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Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law
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World Leaders Unite Against Root Cause of Terror
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Gordon Brown secret lessons at the Eliza Doolittle School of Charm Revealed!
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Chris Brown Uses Captain Hook's Hook As A Nipple Ring On Rihanna
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Boyle Punches Brown
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Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron
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Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown 'absolutely furious' about 'Red' Ed Miliband's attack on his economic legacy!
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George Osborne Does The Weather Forecast
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Millennium Dome To Reopen In Bid To Curb Smokers' Angst
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Brown plagiarised conference speech from Clinton/Gore internet spoof site
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Biscuit Boycott at Number 10
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Rihanna Found Out Eloping With Chris Brown
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Gordon Brown warns Afghan President, "don't be corrupt." He answered, "what's corrupt?"
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Gordon Brown Would Love To Give Chavez A Slap
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"Hillary and I have a special relationship.." - The Special Relationship
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bLIAR - A Journey.
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Tony and Gordon make up and open hairdressing salon
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Brown recants
