Funny story - I Remember James Gordon Brown (I'm afraid)

I Remember James Gordon Brown (I'm afraid)

In this issue we bring you the winning entry in the 'Upper Denture Gazette', in their 'In Memory Of..' series competition this month. It was penned by Inchcock Chambers, who was unable to attend the award ceremony at the 'Upper Denture Arms snug', as his monthly sanity tests are due at the institution. He was sent to Kirkaldy High School for an academic hothouse education, He was rebellious th...

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Funny story - Gordian Knot Brown Comes All over Congress, Again and Again

Gordian Knot Brown Comes All over Congress, Again and Again

Great and notso great Britain's PM Gordian Knot Brown has often been suspected of being in the closet. Not the sexual orientation one, so much, though the jury is still out on most John Bull's boyos but the americanophile pantry... Many a Britis...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown to rid himself of revolting MP's before conference

Gordon Brown to rid himself of revolting MP's before conference

Gordon Brown has decided that all revolting MP's must go before the Labour Party Annual Conference. While there appears to be dissent within the ranks regarding his leadership capabilities, for the sake of the unity of the Party, the Prime Ministe...

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Funny story - England to be the 51st state of the USA

England to be the 51st state of the USA

The British parliament last night passed the bill to become the 51st state of the United States of America. Gordon Brown, the British PM, hasn't yet been able to deliver an official address to the nation/state because he has been busy receiving congr...

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Funny story - Sir Alex Ferguson Names Gordon Brown As His Successor

Sir Alex Ferguson Names Gordon Brown As His Successor

Sir Alex Ferguson has finally announced the name of the man he wants to replace him at Manchester United. Typically, Fergie has gone for a fellow Scot. Gordon Brown may seem like a surprise choice to many, but Sir Alex is certain that such an appoint...

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Funny story - The Stranglers To Reissue Classic 1982 Single

The Stranglers To Reissue Classic 1982 Single

The Stranglers, the iconic late 1970s punk supergroup with a string of memorable hits, have marked the forced installation of Britain's new Prime Minister by re-releasing their 1982 chartbusting single, Gordon Br...

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Funny story - Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms

Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms

More Olympic scandal today, in the Taekwondo arena this time, with British girl Sarah Stevenson being the victim of the judges' incompetence, as she lost to, you guessed it, a Chinese competitor. Sarah was trailing 1-0 with just seconds of her mat...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown gets Slimmer of the Year Award

Gordon Brown gets Slimmer of the Year Award

The British Prime Minister has complained that cartoons always show him as a fat bastard, when in fact, he has held the title of the slimmer of the year for the past 10 years. A source close to Gordon Brown has disclosed that he is actually the...

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Funny story - Scotland independence would raise the 'happy index' in the UK

Scotland independence would raise the 'happy index' in the UK

Scientists claimed today that Scotland leaving the UK will increase levels of happiness in the UK by up to 0.3%. Currently, with Scotland in the UK happy index, the figure stands at 3.9%, but were the sassanachs to go solo, deducting their low rat...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown plans revenge for electoral defeat

Gordon Brown plans revenge for electoral defeat

London, Sunday. Following his less than dignified fall from grace in the national election recently, former PM Gordon Brown, in a fit of pique, has declared that he will raise a people's militia and seize control of Scotland. "I'll have my vengea...

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Funny story - Gordon And Barack Drop Another Hot Tune

Gordon And Barack Drop Another Hot Tune

Following the runaway success of Gordy B and BO's reworked pro-war song 'WAR', which has been on the UK and US top spot for more than three weeks now, the boys are planning to release a new single. Gordy B spoke to us from his Mayfair hotel. "We j...

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Funny story - Rihanna claims Chris Brown, Bobby Brown are serial "Bitch Slappers"!

Rihanna claims Chris Brown, Bobby Brown are serial "Bitch Slappers"!

Rihanna after being beaten up by Chris Brown claims that he and Bobby Brown are both serial "Bitch Slappers" and other "Bitches" are no way safe! Chris, currently serving community service and Bobby looking for a Bitch to slap up are both renowned...

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Funny story - Blair: "I wont quit" - resignation imminent

Blair: "I wont quit" - resignation imminent

Monday 9th May - London, England. Gordon Brown is believed to readying himself to make the short trip next door after his wife was spotted surreptitiously measuring the curtains at a recent Number 10 bash. Tony Blair's recent dismissal of cries f...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown And Barack Obama To Release Single.

Gordon Brown And Barack Obama To Release Single.

In a bizarre twist of cultural hype, Gordon Brown and Barack Obama have joined together and released a single, in the hopes of garnering an unprecedented UK and US joint number 1. Taking inspiration from Rage Against The Machine grabbing the highl...

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Funny story - Tony and Gordon - It's Over - Official

Tony and Gordon - It's Over - Official

DOWNING STREET, LONDON - It has today been revealed that the marriage of Tony and Gordon Brown is over and the two are to divorce. Friends of the couple have confirmed that the irreconcilable differences has caused the breakdown. Gordon's frie...

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Funny story - Statues cause protests in London

Statues cause protests in London

Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.

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Funny story - Bono Does Africa

Bono Does Africa

"It will be the visible hand of the State that will finally alleviate the curse of poverty from the blighted continent of Africa" , remarked Bono, the lead singer of Irish rock band U2. "I have been assured by Gordon Brown - with w...

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Funny story - Michelle Cleans House: Everything Must Go In Order to Prepare for Black History Tribute Month!

Michelle Cleans House: Everything Must Go In Order to Prepare for Black History Tribute Month!

Washington,DC/ Covering the Upside Down Administration - In a week when Hollywood actor Brad Pitt received a warmer welcome than British PM Gordon Brown, Michelle Obama continues to clean house and decorate the White House in her own distorted image.

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Funny story - Prime Minister loses Famous London Landmark in Poker Game

Prime Minister loses Famous London Landmark in Poker Game

Paris - Britain is to give its third most famous tourist attraction, Tower Bridge, to France. The transaction is a result of a poker game between Prime Minister Gordon Brown and President Nicholas Sarkozy. Brown initially wanted the prize to be t...

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Funny story - Brown Recommends New System for Britain

Brown Recommends New System for Britain

LONDON (AP) - Chancellor Gordon Brown has made it plain that he does not see Tony Blair's vision of "unremitting New Labour" as being "right" for a modern Britain.

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