New Labour Printing Error Claims Jordan to be Next Prime Minister
A grave printing error has thrown egg into the faces of a number of rebel Labour MPs. The ministers, who are campaigning for the ousting of Tony Blair as leader of the Labour party and for him to be replaced by Gordon Brown as soon as possible, are s...
Read full storyGordon Brown Admits "I've Never Been Kissed"
Government's Got Talent star Gordon Brown has announced that he has never been kissed. He recently shocked the Labour party with his dowdy appearance at the House of Commons. Despite his appearance he aims to win the competition. He is certainly t...
Read full storyGordon Brown To Use Jedi Mind Control During First Meeting With Bush
Ahead of his first meeting (as Prime Minister) with US President G W Bush, Gordon Brown has revealed the secret tactics he will employ in order to try and claw back some dignity and self respect for Britain: he will attempt to assert himself during t...
Read full storyFormer PM Gordon Brown Timed At Edinburgh Running Faster Than Usain Bolt!
Following Monday's sprint onto the stage by former Prime Minister Gordon Brown to speak against Scottish independence at the International book festival in Edinburgh, Mr Brown said today that he would only consider running for gold at the 2016 Olympi...
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Gordon And Barack Drop Another Hot Tune
Labour's secret weapon to be unleashed on smug Tories
Blair On Suicide Watch
Chaos reigns in Downing Street when Gordon Brown's cock returns unexpectedly
Brown to tax your manhood
Gordon Brown to breast feed son during TV debates
Brown 'To Send 500 X-Factor Contestants to Afghanistan'
Volcano Dust Emanating From Gordon Brown's Arsehole
Harry Potter To Become New Labour Minister For Magic
Maggie had the Falklands, Mandelson has his Armada
The Lieraq Inquiry Warmonger Brown takes the stand
UK Chancellor Orders Takeover of London Wheel in 'Brown Eye' Scandal
Exclusive Gordon Brown Confession - 50 Ways Labour Conned You
I Gordon Brown, former unelected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, would like to issue a statement on behalf of the Labour Party and formally apologise for almost a decade and a half of Labour rule which I now formally acknowledge has destroyed this once great country. In doing so, I would like to publically acknowledge just some of the overwhelming mistakes, miscalculations and insidious p...
Read full story"One-eyed, Scottish idiot" closes BBC forever
Gordon Brown is a man on the edge! Following Jeremy Clarkson's jibe in Australia, the Prime Minister is considering closing the BBC (Brown's Broadcasting Company) for good; because all it is showing are negative images of the Government - i.e. redund...
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Brown Appeals for Backing by Granting First Sit Down with Journalist Earl Grey. Historic Interview Declared 'unfortunate' by BBC!
In a last ditch effort to rally support and sympathy, current Prime Minster Gordon Brown granted a far reaching in depth interview to Pulitzer Prize finalist Earl Grey in order to 'clear the air.' It didn't go well. Grey, just back from a series...
Read full storyManchester Super Casino gives way to Blood Thirsty Gladiators
Manchester, wounded by Gordon Brown's decision to disembowel the plans for a super casino, is fighting back with revised plans for a Colosseum for gladiatorial battles between lower middle class people from around the country.
Read full storyMonopoly Money to become legal tender in Yorkshire
London - People in Yorkshire, noted for being mean and stingy, today are waking up to the fact that Sterling has been replaced with Monopoly Money as legal tender.
Read full storyGordon Brown :- "My affair with Tiger Woods"
Beleaguered Prime Minister Gordon Brown claimed yesterday that he too had had an affair with Tiger Woods. Speaking from No.10 yesterday the Prime Minister said he did not know if Tiger was really in love with him but their passionate affair lasted...
Read full storyMr Bean to replace Gordon Brown
Some visitors to Spains EU presidency website were directed to a blog that showed a smiling Mr Bean instead of the countrys Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero. We decided to conduct a poll to see if people in the UK would prefer Mr Bean a...
Read full storyGordon Brown critically ill - the country stands still
The British PM, Gordon Brown, was hospitalised last night and is under treatment at the St. Thomas' Hospital in London. Doctors say Brown was suffering from continuous involuntary movement of his jaw bone for the past 37 hours wh...
Read full storyEmperor Brown to torture his critics
London, Friday. Following his announcement to institute a one party republican state, Gordon Brown has proclaimed himself Emperor of the British Isles and Commonwealth. Brown made the announcement on YouTube and also over BBC World Service radio.
Read full storyAnglican Bishop of Rochester: My Brown Skin is Not The Mark of Cain
Church of England prelate Bishop Michael Nazir-Ali thought that he would just be delivering the old routine attack on gays when he mounted the pulpit to call upon what he likes to refer to as Homosexuals to convert and change. Nazir-Ali who knows per...
Read full storyFunny Gordon Brown Headlines
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Brown Rubbishes Blair's Government
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Gordon Brown Punches Bush After U.S Meeting
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Gordon Brown conducts removal of Peter Hain's body parts
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European leaders back grumpiness clampdown
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Brown-Obama relationship "a bit too special"
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Brown tells Clegg to Get Real because Clegg does not want him to be PM
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The Three Stooges return for TV debate finale
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Brown: I Was Misquoted
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Gordon Brown: Hitler hid in my attic
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I Remember James Gordon Brown (I'm afraid)
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Gordon Brown to be Extradited to US
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Brown Wants it All
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Bush, Brown and Sarkozy: White Men Can Jump!!!
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Brown V Cameron Over Christmas Gift Policy
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British Vagrant Arrested in White House
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Prime Minister Gordon Brown Staunchly Denies Pill-Popping
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Gordon Brown Would Love To Give Chavez A Slap
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Party Leaders Agree to Head to Head Death Match
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Is it the end of Bliar and Browns' thousand year Socialist Reich?
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Savile Inquiry - Bookies Tighten the Odds
