Mr Bean to replace Gordon Brown
Some visitors to Spains EU presidency website were directed to a blog that showed a smiling Mr Bean instead of the countrys Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero. We decided to conduct a poll to see if people in the UK would prefer Mr Bean a...
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World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.
World leaders have come together today to discuss where to go with the policies on climate change. The meeting has taken place ahead of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change in Copenhagen next week. The meeting was held in p...
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Lord Peter Mandelson - I Lied But You Can Believe Me Now
As the storm grows from revelations made in Lord Peter Mandelson's memoirs, The Third Man, pundits have began to increasingly ask the simple questions - if as he says Gordon Brown made mistake after mistake, ignored key advice, had a "ludicrously opt...
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Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters
Hi everyone, and welcome to my world! My name is Edward Miliband, known mostly as Red Ed and I am fortunate to be Leader of Labour -the true people's party. I am a son of a Marxist millionaire and I live in a mansion worth couple of millions. As a true socialist I uphold high principles of socialism and dream of creating for all of you a utopian socialist paradise where everyone is equal...
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Brown backs up to the Queen
On the doors being thrown open for him to enter for his audience with the Queen, equerries were surprised when the Prime Minister turned round and walked in backwards. Number ten later confirmed that he had confused his recollection of Tony Blair...
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Gordon And Barack Drop Another Hot Tune
Following the runaway success of Gordy B and BO's reworked pro-war song 'WAR', which has been on the UK and US top spot for more than three weeks now, the boys are planning to release a new single. Gordy B spoke to us from his Mayfair hotel. "We j...
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Gordon Brown in Alleged XXX Scandal
Susan Boyle's new CD single is a smash hit Scottish classic
bLIAR - A Journey.
Brown: Vote for me or The Puppy Gets It!
Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved
Bush, Pope and Gorgon Brown in desperate tripartite talks next weekend
Brown-Obama relationship "a bit too special"
Class War Inevitable
Gordon Brown stole my Kit Kat
Party Leaders Agree to Head to Head Death Match
Huge indifference greets Gordon Brown cumshot auction
Gorgon Brown calls Halloween general election
Statues cause protests in London
Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.
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Gordon Brown to be replaced by Phil Brown
Current UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has named his successor as his cousin, the former Hull manager, Phil Brown. Whilst the news comes as a large shock to virtually everyone in the UK, it is apparently little surprise to Phil Brown who later des...
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"It was the Poor Opinion of Poles" - admits PM
The Prime Minister admitted in a candid interview with the Badly Bankrupt Corporation (BBC), that it was the startling revelations in the latest opinion of Poles that forced him to cancel an early election.
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How Now Brown Cow?
Whitehall, SW1 - (Contagious Press): The foot and mouth outbreak started by government scientists at their US-oursourced Meriel Animal Testing Laboratory in Pirbright, Surrey may have been the result of a secret Whitehall project attempting to make C...
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Mugabe talks non stop bullshit
Robert Mugabe the Dictator of Zimbabwe talks bullshit and talks non stop for hours some might say he is to gabby. Mugabe tries to convince the World that Zimbabwe is a democracy but like most countries that call themselves democracies it is not.
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Labour In Surprise Coalition Pact With Conservatives
The Labour Party has agreed to form a surprise coalition government with the Conservative Party following intensive negotiations. The big two plan to crush the Liberal Democrats once and for all. Gordon Brown explained his decision. "Really there...
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Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron
Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...
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Treasury numerologists' omerta at Gordon Brown lotto trick
London - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): Treasury mug punters are seething in silence after illusionist Gorgon Brown claimed to have predicted the Lotto draw number results but failed to say how. "Tricks of the trade!" was all his spokesman offered. But...
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Top Ten reasons NOT to trust Gordon Brown
In my article today I list the ten reasons to NEVER trust our prime minister, Gordon Brown. 10. He is Scottish 9. His mouth is askew when he speaks 8. He hates Achmed the Dead Terrorist (who can't resist him?) 7. He lives at No. 10 6. He has wife 5. He enjoys watching Alastair Darling make mistakes, only to make the same ones the next week! 4. He spens more time online than with his wife...
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England to be the 51st state of the USA
The British parliament last night passed the bill to become the 51st state of the United States of America. Gordon Brown, the British PM, hasn't yet been able to deliver an official address to the nation/state because he has been busy receiving congr...
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Spoof Writer First To Leave UK to Comply With Population Reduction Edict!
Bristol,UK/ Population Control News - PM Brown's environmental expert, Jonathon Porritt, said today that half of the island's population "had to go" if it was to survive! Spoof Writer Buck Pissgums, was the first to make his way to Southampton and...
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Gordon Brown to breast feed son during TV debates
Labour party spin doctors have announced what might prove to be a highly controversial tactic in an attempt to show Gordon Brown in a family friendly light and which will, they hope, counteract the widely held perception he is an ill-mannered grumpy...
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Brown to Call Pre-Election Election
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James Callaghan Returns From Dead To Congratulate Gordon Brown
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Derren Brown Pulls Off Greatest Illusion To Date
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Gordon Ramsay hires Uri Geller for a day
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Gordon Brown And Barack Obama To Release Single.
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Gordon Brown Admits "I Studied Leadership At The Putin Academy"
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Jeremy Kyle Hosts TV First
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Vision Impaired Politicians PM Brown and NY Gov. Paterson Snared in Continuing Allegations of Bullying!
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Bigotsgate 2010
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Blair: I hate Gordon Brown
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Brown and Out
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Brain Dead Gym quack is new No 10 education adviser
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UK population to be frozen down
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Gordon Brown Introduces New Pole Tax
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British Vagrant Arrested in White House
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Cheney Takes Full Responsibility for Gordon Brown's Acceptance of Guilt
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'Isn't She Lovely' Brown Tells Obama
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Doctors try and save Gordon Brown's career using 'flu jab
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Cameron destroyed by Brown at PMQs...Again!
