Brown loses cock in very suspicious circumstances
I felt rather sorry for poor old Boris Johnston when he lost his cock, then I heard that Gordon Brown had also lost his cock and became very suspicious about the circumstances of the loss that purportedly occurred in the middle of the night. Apparently Sarah was known to be quite jealous of the constant attention he lavished on it. I rather suspect that after being disturbed by his incessant sn...
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PM Brown pushes for inclusion in England eleven
London, England. Prime Minister Gordon Brown has personally asked English cricket selectors to include him in the next eleven selected for the Second Test in Cape Town South Africa. He says he can solve the middle order batting problem that has b...
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Gordon Brown in Alleged XXX Scandal
This afternoon, Prime Minister Gordon Brown was entangled in a barbed-wire bush of controversy. Moments after leaving the Houses of Parliament, Mr Brown - who had unusually refused a lift home, was seen 'touting for business' on Westminster Heath...
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Jeremy Clarkson On Gordon Brown
Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has defended his decision to call Prime Minister Gordon Brown a "one-eyed Scottish idiot" in an interview with Australian journalists in Sydney, saying that he did so in "an entirely economic sense". The presente...
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Exclusive Gordon Brown Confession - 50 Ways Labour Conned You
I Gordon Brown, former unelected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, would like to issue a statement on behalf of the Labour Party and formally apologise for almost a decade and a half of Labour rule which I now formally acknowledge has destroyed this once great country. In doing so, I would like to publically acknowledge just some of the overwhelming mistakes, miscalculations and insidious p...
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Chuckle Brothers To Take Over Running Of British Government
Plans are being put in place for a dissolution of the Labour-led British government, and the formation of an emergency committee to run the country led by TV funnymen, the Chuckle Brothers. Barry and Paul Elliot, of Rotherham, are two comedians be...
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Brown's Blunder brings more bad news
Gordon Brown Kicks Elton John's Ass!
Ratzinger and Brown launch £750m anti-homosexuality vaccination fund
Gordon Brown caught shoplifting
Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron
Liar Liar Liar as Labour ,Tory & Liberal appear on the lying Bastards Debate
Mugabe Resigns - Moves to UK to Run for Prime Minister
Gordon Denies claiming £50,000 Panda on expenses
Jeremy Clarkson Calls Gordon Brown A C***!
Gordon Brown Has Fence Post Up Arse
Gordon Brown Would Love To Give Chavez A Slap
Gordon Brown in Hiding
On This Day In The Future
2009 Benito Mussolini resurrected to replace Gordon Brown as Labour leader, saying 'Brown is too right-wing for me'...
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Gordon Brown found in cupboard at No.10
Ex Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been found hiding in a cupboard near the Cabinet Office at No.10 Downing Street. The discovery was made by cleaning staff shortly after Prime Minister Cameron's historic first Cabinet Meeting of the Liberal-Tory...
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British Vagrant Arrested in White House
A man has been arrested in Washington DC after allegedly attempting to enter the White House claiming to be a British politician. According to US State Department officials the man, who was scruffily-dressed and appeared to have psychological prob...
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Gordon Brown :- "My affair with Tiger Woods"
Beleaguered Prime Minister Gordon Brown claimed yesterday that he too had had an affair with Tiger Woods. Speaking from No.10 yesterday the Prime Minister said he did not know if Tiger was really in love with him but their passionate affair lasted...
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Gordian Knot Brown Comes All over Congress, Again and Again
Great and notso great Britain's PM Gordian Knot Brown has often been suspected of being in the closet. Not the sexual orientation one, so much, though the jury is still out on most John Bull's boyos but the americanophile pantry... Many a Britis...
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Gordon Brown Unveils New Anti-Terrorism Strategy
The Prime Minister has revealed the new anti-terrorism strategy at the annual Labour Conference yesterday. Labelled ''The Five Finger Pointed Perpendicular Pre-emptive Prevention Placement Against Terrorism at Home and Abroad'' or Five P's in layman...
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Susan Boyle has dinner with PM Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer 2
It appears that Westminster is still taken aback by the news of tonight's dinner. Tory Central Office has complained that Labour is using dirty tricks and is not playing fair. A Government spokesman when asked stuck his fingers in his ears and sang l...
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Monty Gordon's Flying Circus
[cue American marching band music and surreal cartoons, then ...] Alastair: I wish to make a complaint about this here labour party that I bought here, to wit, thirteen years ago Gordon: What's wrong wiv it? Alastair: Since I took it home, it hasn't moved Gordon: Maybe it's thinking hard about defrauding its owners. Look, it moved then! Alastair: You pushed it! Gordon: No I didn'...
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Huge indifference greets Gordon Brown cumshot auction
Relatives of former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown have expressed complete indifference after a vial containing a sample of his semen was put on sale in an online auction. UK-based PFC Auctions says the spunk was taken from Brown in 2009 in order...
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Gordon Brown you clown
The Prime Minister showed his contempt for an elector today. A perfectly reasonable woman, in Rochdale, asked him some relevant questions. The lady even said she would still vote Labour. What does Gordon do - he calls the lady a "bigoted woman" in his car. The mic was still on and obviously transmitting. Now he is being pinned to the wall by Jeremy Vine on radio. The poor woman is dreadfully...
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Heavy Flooding Prompts Brown To Tell Builders: "Build Houses On Stilts!"
The recent inclement weather that has caused heavy flooding in England and Wales, has prompted Prime Minster Gordon Brown to call on construction industry workers, to ask them to consider building any future housing projects on stilts. Millions of...
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If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog
Last night former Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury (World Bank, hint hint!) Gordon Brown said that he would still be Prime Minister if the News of the Swirling Wurlitzer revelations had occurred 18 months earlier. His reasoning was that Andy Coulson would have been arrested and David Cameron would have been fatally damaged by the publicity surrounding the arrest of his Director of Com...
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The Curious Case of Coronation Streets Murderer Tony Gordon
Once upon a time there was a Coronation Street murderer called Tony Gordon who some claim is a cross between TONY Blair and GORDON Brown. Like Tony Blair he is a compulsive liar and murderer who is self righteous and thinks he is right about every...
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Gordon Brown's Holiday Misery
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Scientist Believe They Can Predict Future Comedians
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Gordon Brown: 'My battle with Bulimia'
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Rihanna Found Out Eloping With Chris Brown
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Boyle Punches Brown
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Partial list of people that have turned down Ministerial Posts in Brown Cabinet Reshuffle now availa
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Gordon Brown Wants Cristiano Ronaldo Money To Shore Up Flagging Economy
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Tony Blair offers Gordon Brown 'help' to prepare for Britain's first US-styled TV election debate
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PM's health records found in supermarket car park
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Bono Does Africa
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Gordon Brown meets Iraqi press and puts his best shoe forward
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Brown reveals Capitalism revival plan - Throwing stuff at News Conferences & Phone voting in TV show
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2009: A Disgrace Odyssey
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World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.
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Brown's Falklands Oil War Plan Revealed
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Who is Gordon Brown really? Some little known facts.
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Charlie Brown complains as Susan Boyle is to appear in duet with Snoop Dog
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Gordon Brown and the case of mistaken identity
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Gordon Brown Withdraws from the Olympics
