Gordon Brown in "Huge Cock" Revelation
Sarah Brown, wife of the UK prime minister Gordon Brown today revealed that her husband has got a huge cock. Speaking on Radio 4's show 'Desert Island Discs', she revealed that Gordon had been keeping chickens since his childhood. Mrs Brown rev...
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Judge Sentences Chris Brown to Rihanna Spanking
Rapster extraordinaire and bully embarassment Chris Brown released a two minute video apologising for beating his musical girlfriend, Rihanna. Besides probation and community service doing garbage collection on Sesame Street the judge decided that Br...
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Gordon Brown caught shoplifting
Prime Minister Gordon Brown was caught by store detectives at his local Tesco store leaving with a calculator which he hadn't paid for. When stopped by security, he immediately admitted that he hadn't paid for it and offered to pay straight away.
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Cameron destroyed by Brown at PMQs...Again!
Once again a superlative display at Prime Minister's Questions by the ever popular Mr Brown has delighted Labour MPs and left David Cameron and the Conservative Party on the back foot looking dazed and foolish. For his first question Cameron lamel...
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Gordon Brown To Appear On 'Pimp My Ride'
Prime Minister Gordon Brown is to make a concerted attempt to improve his public image, and to make himself appear credible to the electorate by making a special guest appearance on vehicle makeover show, Pimp My Ride. Brown is to be assisted in h...
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Wolfowitz's girlfriend also shagged Gordon Brown
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): UK Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown's frequent trips to the International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlement - a.k.a. the World Bank - may have been more for pleasure than purely business according to pri...
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Blair: I hate Gordon Brown
Alistair Darling is a Werewolf
Monopoly Money to become legal tender in Yorkshire
Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved
Westminster Palace to be redeveloped
Gordon Brown Furious About Blair/Bush Engagement
Gordon Brown for sale on Ebay
"Blair, you t**t!" outburst confirms Brown's break with past
Failure of moral compass may have lead to Browns ditching the economy into the North Sea
Brown Leadership challenge
Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms
Tony and Gordon make up and open hairdressing salon
Gordon And Barack Drop Another Hot Tune
Following the runaway success of Gordy B and BO's reworked pro-war song 'WAR', which has been on the UK and US top spot for more than three weeks now, the boys are planning to release a new single. Gordy B spoke to us from his Mayfair hotel. "We j...
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Gordon Brown is spineless - Revelation
Gordon Brown refused to press Colonel Muammar Gaddafi to compensate IRA bomb victims amid concerns it may upset relations with Libya & Gerry Adams and that he may be taken off the Colonel's Christmas Card list, it has emerged. Gordon Brown di...
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Gimme the Cash, Tone
GORDON Brown has rejected the olive branch offered by Tony Blair over his demotion in the coming general election campaign, instead standing firm in his request for a substantial backhander.
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Gordon Brown Kicks Elton John's Ass!
Apparently British Prime Minister is not the calm person everyone thinks he is, especially when fighting for his political life. His staff have placed about a dozen calls, four in the past week, to the nation's bullying helpline. "Oh smoke come...
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Class War Inevitable
The government has today announced war on the upper and middle classes. In an attempt to win over its traditional voters Gordon Brown has ordered the army to surround all the royal residences and to shoot anyone carrying a sceptre Furthermore typical...
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Tebbit on the rampage, Cameron on a hiding to nothing
The rottweiler has returned. Foaming at the mouth and spitting chicken feathers, Lord Tebbit of Toryland, rages at the lack lustre performance of his lapdog, Cameron in the debate of the three terrors. "Terrors," he screamed, "bloody timid Terrie...
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Gordon Brown And Barack Obama To Release Single.
In a bizarre twist of cultural hype, Gordon Brown and Barack Obama have joined together and released a single, in the hopes of garnering an unprecedented UK and US joint number 1. Taking inspiration from Rage Against The Machine grabbing the highl...
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Santa Claus puts Gordon Brown & The Labour Cult on his naughty list
We are not used to hearing from Santa Claus, at this time of year but Santa, is so annoyed with the amount of General Election, rubbish taking up the TV, that he has come out with a sensational announcement. Speaking at a press conference, in Icel...
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Gordon Brown Promises A Future Fair
Gordon Brown has been accused of trying to buy votes by promising a fun fair if Labour win the next election. Launching his campaign, Brown said "Roll up, roll up! Welcome to the ballot box. Three goes a pound. Step right up, madam, don't be shy. Eve...
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Blair Seized in Brown 'Haggis' Racist Attack
In scenes more suited to the fictional Big Brother household, Tony Blair, was last night seized by police after staggering out of 10 Downing Street carrying a lager can, wearing a Beckham shirt, and shouting racist abuse at his neighbour, Gordon Brow...
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Gordon Brown to appear before 'Iraq Inquiry' wearing full Burka
Gordon Brown has agreed to appear before the Chilcot Inquiry into the invasion of Iraq provided he is allowed to wear the full Burka. In a statement last night Mr Brown asserted " In an attempt to be unrestricted and have maximum freedom before th...
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Gordon Brown To Do Panto Season at Old Vic
Downing Street has announced that Prime Minister Gordon Brown is to appear as Widow Twanky in this years production of Aladdin at London's Old Vic Theatre. Government sources say the move is designed to counteract the general public's impression t...
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Gerry Adams joins U-turn craze
As political U-turns swept across the United Kingdom as fast as the Labour government were sweeping expenses frauds under the carpet, Provisional Sinn Fein president and former Chief of Staff of the Provisional IRA Gerry Adams became the latest polit...
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Gordon Brown "I am no bully"
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bLIAR - A Journey.
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Brown folllows tradition and buggers off to U.S.
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