Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron
Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...
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Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.
Foot-in-the-mouth disease strikes the UK, yet again "Those dirty farmers don't know how to control their nobs," says Gordon Ramsay, British PM...
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It's Official - Gordon Brown's a Tosser
After much speculation and rumour it can now be publicly announced that the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a Tosser. A secret ballot held over the last month found 89% of MPs voted him a "Tosser" while 4% voted "A complete Tosser" the rem...
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Statues cause protests in London
Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.
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Gordian Knot Brown Comes All over Congress, Again and Again
Great and notso great Britain's PM Gordian Knot Brown has often been suspected of being in the closet. Not the sexual orientation one, so much, though the jury is still out on most John Bull's boyos but the americanophile pantry... Many a Britis...
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Brown to join Ashes cricket squad
London, England. The touring English cricket team, currently contesting a five test series against Australia, have sent an SOS to Gordon Brown, former PM of United Kingdom, to join the team as a replacement wicket keeper in case existing 'keeper Mat...
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UK population to be frozen down
Gordon Brown calls Samaritans after Prime Minister Question Time abuse worsens
War declared on Jeremy Clarkson by SBIA
bLIAR - A Journey.
Labour seeks UK taxpayers ideas for raising more tax
Brown Even Worse Than Simpering Blair
Brown and Bush Warn Iran
Brown gives cheese power the green light
UK Cash Crisis pension age to be raised to 95
New Misery for Smokers
US Foot-And-Mouth Outbreak Confirmed
Upset P.M. Gordon Brown Finds Downing Street Home Empty of Essentials
Gordon Brown apologises to Jeremy Clarkson
PM Gordon Brown today said he was sorry after calling TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson 'a tall annoying adolescent geek, with a mental age of 14', and 'someone who thinks cars are exciting, and hanging around lots of other adolescent male geeks is exciti...
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"Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!", the legacy of the 'Noolabour Society'.
London, England: During the run up to the 1997 elections and after the few tedious years of Grey man John Major, many citizens of the United Kingdom were in a vulnerable enough state to want change in their Country. bLIAR looked fresh and somewha...
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Mr Bean to replace Gordon Brown
Some visitors to Spains EU presidency website were directed to a blog that showed a smiling Mr Bean instead of the countrys Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero. We decided to conduct a poll to see if people in the UK would prefer Mr Bean a...
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Bono Does Africa
"It will be the visible hand of the State that will finally alleviate the curse of poverty from the blighted continent of Africa" , remarked Bono, the lead singer of Irish rock band U2. "I have been assured by Gordon Brown - with w...
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Gordon The Bastard Brown v John The Power Prescott
Ever since Ken Buchanan the former World Lightweight Boxing Champion announced he wants to make a comeback at the age of 65 Boxing authorities have been trying to organise a Pensioners World Boxing Championship. Now Boxing Authorities have been as...
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Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms
More Olympic scandal today, in the Taekwondo arena this time, with British girl Sarah Stevenson being the victim of the judges' incompetence, as she lost to, you guessed it, a Chinese competitor. Sarah was trailing 1-0 with just seconds of her mat...
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President Obama Addresses United Nations: Cockfight between US and UK Inevitable
NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - A stunned United Nations listened silently as US President Barack Obama told a Peace Convention Saturday that the US Defense Intelligence Agency had intercepted over thirty coded cables from British Prime Minister Gordon Brown...
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Who do they think I am? Asks Cameron
A crowd of reporters were in Downing Street this morning after a microphone stand, left in the road last night by the Prime Minister and later reported stolen, was mysteriously returned by a plain-clothed policeman. But reporters hoping to catch...
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''Bully Beef Brown'' and the New School Meals Menu
Bully Beef Gordon unveiled the new school dinners menu for children who are constantly bullied in UK schools. The menu, consisting of ''Bully Beef'' and two veg was designed by Labourite food guru Gordon Ramsey on bequest of the PM. Ramsey went on...
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Bank Of England To Print More Money Next Year
Prime Minister Gordon Brown has this morning announced in Parliament a plan that would see the Bank of England increase tenfold the amount of money it prints each year. Mr Brown said that many of the country's current woes were down to a lack of h...
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House of Commons Lift Attendant Wanted
The House of Commons require a lift attendant and have advertised the position in newspapers and all local job centres. Incredibly in the current job market where hundreds of people are applying for the same job,there have been very few enquiries...
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Foot-in-mouth update: 'My old bull, Ned, collapsed before my eyes'
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Celebs plan a 'concert for evil'
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Brown Hates The Bee Gees
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Gordon Brown in "Huge Cock" Revelation
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Future G20 Summits to be Expanded
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Brown sells Isle o' Wight to Obama!
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Gordon Brown gets Africa consultancy
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Gordon Brown Extorts the SNP for Oil
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Cameron gets tough new ideas
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Queen's Speech summarised - what Gordon really meant
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Gordon Brown will celebrate Easter this Christmas
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Jacqui Smith voted sexiest babe in Afghanistan
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Gordon Brown labelled a 'Jonah'
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Letter from the Prime Minister Gordon Brown
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Torture Chamber Discovered At Number 10
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Brown, down and out
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