Brown Spotted on Bin Lorry
Gordon Brown has been spotted on the back of dust cart prompting speculation he is already training for his career outside 10 Downing Street. The embattled premier who has become synonymous with the economic and social bankrupcy of Britain, was se...
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"Curtains Closed Solidarity Movement" Rises in Support of The Unemployed
A spokesman for the "Curtains closed Unemployed Solidarity Movement" called Gordon Brown, has tonight expressed his gratitude to the 8 million people who are joining him in keeping their curtains closed in 2013 in support of the unemployed. He s...
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Gordon Brown Admits "I've Never Been Kissed"
Government's Got Talent star Gordon Brown has announced that he has never been kissed. He recently shocked the Labour party with his dowdy appearance at the House of Commons. Despite his appearance he aims to win the competition. He is certainly t...
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Gordon Brown: "UK out of recession, thanks to me!"
The UK officially left recession in the last quarter of 2009, thanks to a massive injection of government money into the economy. Prime Minister Gordon Brown was triumphant in parliament today. He said, to the usual jeers, "Ye see! Ah did it! Ah s...
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Cabinet Snow Fight
The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown was enraged this week when the entire British Cabinet failed to show up for work. Mrs Darling, the mother of Alistair Darling rang the Prime Minister to explain that he had had a party the previous the night at hi...
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Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms
More Olympic scandal today, in the Taekwondo arena this time, with British girl Sarah Stevenson being the victim of the judges' incompetence, as she lost to, you guessed it, a Chinese competitor. Sarah was trailing 1-0 with just seconds of her mat...
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Gordon Brown Refuses To Answer PMQs
Emperor Brown to torture his critics
New Host for PMQ8
Gordon Brown Does a Moat
Brown Directs British Admiralty to Hunt Down and Destroy Hello Kitty
PMS Brown Bottles It Big Time!
Gordon Brown: "I have very little money" because "it's very expensive being Prime Minister."
Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law
Class War Inevitable
Brown announces existence of UFOs
Free vegetable seeds for every household
Counterfeit £1 coin maker found!
Tories to Abolish Tax!
Shadow Chancellor, Oliver Letwin has responded to Gordon Brown's budget by announcing that a future Conservative government would completely abolish taxation.
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Statues cause protests in London
Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.
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Brown and Bush Warn Iran
Gordon Brown and George Bush have warned Iran not to 'act like an uncolonialised, independent sovereign country.' Mr Brown said: 'The people of Iraq and Afghanistan are very grateful to our 2 countries, for turning the area back into the Middle Ag...
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Supermarket chain Ban Gordon Brown
Supermarket chain Frescos have banned Gordon Brown from all of their shops because Brown is bad for business according to Fresco's Chairman Fred Fresco. Sir Fred spoke to us in London yesterday and explained that after seeing Brown cry on the Peer...
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Gordon Brown "No More Mr Nice Guy" - Election Policies Revealed
Gordon Brown signaled the beginning of his General Election campaign by declaring "No more Mr Nice Guy". The Prime Minister promised new hard-line policies for a new tougher Britain. I can reveal these policies exclusively: The closing of the Channel Tunnel. Gordon Brown says "I've never liked the Frogs. That Sarkozy is a sawn off little garlic eating monkey." Compulsory serving of gruel...
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Gordon Brown in Alleged XXX Scandal
This afternoon, Prime Minister Gordon Brown was entangled in a barbed-wire bush of controversy. Moments after leaving the Houses of Parliament, Mr Brown - who had unusually refused a lift home, was seen 'touting for business' on Westminster Heath...
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Second Gordon Brown microphone shocker
A source close to the Prime Minister has revealed that a second sensational lapse of microphone awareness by Gordon Brown has revealed some exceptionally worrying news. After Gordon Brown called the little old lady in the street a bigot, he reported...
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Gordon Brown, "We're smarter than those dumb Yanks"
In an unfortunate outburst today, Gordon Brown was heard over an open microphone talking to French Pres.Sarkozy. The PM was heard saying, "[we're] smarter than those dumb Yanks," in reference to the American change of plan to bail out the banks.
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British Vagrant Arrested in White House
A man has been arrested in Washington DC after allegedly attempting to enter the White House claiming to be a British politician. According to US State Department officials the man, who was scruffily-dressed and appeared to have psychological prob...
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Nick Clegg sells his principles for a deal with the heirs of Margaret Thatcher
This morning, Sarah Brown, wife of the UK Prime Minister, laid out her hubby's best bib and tucker so that he looks his best when he goes to see Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II at the Palace. Suited and booted, our Gordon, great Scotsman and Prime...
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Harvest Moon UFO appears over Chequers
London - (Ass Mess): A blood-red hammer and sickle-emblazoned UFO has been seen circling PM Gorgon Brown's weekend retreat of Chequers against the awesome backdrop of the full Harvest Moon. The craft's appearance coincided with the weekend visit o...
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Tony Blair offers Gordon Brown 'help' to prepare for Britain's first US-styled TV election debate
Bamboozling the voters or Britain's first televised election debate - take your pick. At the starting gate - it's Gordon Blair vs. David (Dave) Cameron vs. Nick Clegg. So who will win, who will stumble at the first hurdle; whose upper lip will break out in a nervy sweat? Desperate Labour officials have been viewing old JFK vs.Nixon tapes for tips. Of the three, chances are that Gordon Brow...
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Gordon Brown apologises to taxpayers
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Jeremy Clarkson Calls Gordon Brown A C***!
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'Resigne': calls for Brown to go over letter to solder's mum
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World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.
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Vote for me or else: Brown
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Mugabe talks non stop bullshit
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Lord Peter Mandelson - I Lied But You Can Believe Me Now
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Savile Inquiry - Bookies Tighten the Odds
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Irn Brun found to be a different species
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Brown in the Pink
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UK population to be frozen down
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Heavy Flooding Prompts Brown To Tell Builders: "Build Houses On Stilts!"
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UK Special Relationship Taken To New Level
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Gordon Brown "Don't Say That You're With Us"
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Gordon Brown :- "My affair with Tiger Woods"
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Gordon Brown Unveils New Anti-Terrorism Strategy
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Brown changes tactics again
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