Funny story - Gordon Brown in "Huge Cock" Revelation

Gordon Brown in "Huge Cock" Revelation

Sarah Brown, wife of the UK prime minister Gordon Brown today revealed that her husband has got a huge cock. Speaking on Radio 4's show 'Desert Island Discs', she revealed that Gordon had been keeping chickens since his childhood. Mrs Brown rev...

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Funny story - Judge Sentences Chris Brown to Rihanna Spanking

Judge Sentences Chris Brown to Rihanna Spanking

Rapster extraordinaire and bully embarassment Chris Brown released a two minute video apologising for beating his musical girlfriend, Rihanna. Besides probation and community service doing garbage collection on Sesame Street the judge decided that Br...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown caught shoplifting

Gordon Brown caught shoplifting

Prime Minister Gordon Brown was caught by store detectives at his local Tesco store leaving with a calculator which he hadn't paid for. When stopped by security, he immediately admitted that he hadn't paid for it and offered to pay straight away.

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Funny story - Cameron destroyed by Brown at PMQs...Again!

Cameron destroyed by Brown at PMQs...Again!

Once again a superlative display at Prime Minister's Questions by the ever popular Mr Brown has delighted Labour MPs and left David Cameron and the Conservative Party on the back foot looking dazed and foolish. For his first question Cameron lamel...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown To Appear On 'Pimp My Ride'

Gordon Brown To Appear On 'Pimp My Ride'

Prime Minister Gordon Brown is to make a concerted attempt to improve his public image, and to make himself appear credible to the electorate by making a special guest appearance on vehicle makeover show, Pimp My Ride. Brown is to be assisted in h...

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Funny story - Wolfowitz's girlfriend also shagged Gordon Brown

Wolfowitz's girlfriend also shagged Gordon Brown

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): UK Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown's frequent trips to the International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlement - a.k.a. the World Bank - may have been more for pleasure than purely business according to pri...

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Funny story - Gordon And Barack Drop Another Hot Tune

Gordon And Barack Drop Another Hot Tune

Following the runaway success of Gordy B and BO's reworked pro-war song 'WAR', which has been on the UK and US top spot for more than three weeks now, the boys are planning to release a new single. Gordy B spoke to us from his Mayfair hotel. "We j...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown is spineless - Revelation

Gordon Brown is spineless - Revelation

Gordon Brown refused to press Colonel Muammar Gaddafi to compensate IRA bomb victims amid concerns it may upset relations with Libya & Gerry Adams and that he may be taken off the Colonel's Christmas Card list, it has emerged. Gordon Brown di...

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Funny story - Gimme the Cash, Tone

Gimme the Cash, Tone

GORDON Brown has rejected the olive branch offered by Tony Blair over his demotion in the coming general election campaign, instead standing firm in his request for a substantial backhander.

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Funny story - Gordon Brown Kicks Elton John's Ass!

Gordon Brown Kicks Elton John's Ass!

Apparently British Prime Minister is not the calm person everyone thinks he is, especially when fighting for his political life. His staff have placed about a dozen calls, four in the past week, to the nation's bullying helpline. "Oh smoke come...

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Funny story - Class War Inevitable

Class War Inevitable

The government has today announced war on the upper and middle classes. In an attempt to win over its traditional voters Gordon Brown has ordered the army to surround all the royal residences and to shoot anyone carrying a sceptre Furthermore typical...

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Funny story - Tebbit on the rampage, Cameron on a hiding to nothing

Tebbit on the rampage, Cameron on a hiding to nothing

The rottweiler has returned. Foaming at the mouth and spitting chicken feathers, Lord Tebbit of Toryland, rages at the lack lustre performance of his lapdog, Cameron in the debate of the three terrors. "Terrors," he screamed, "bloody timid Terrie...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown And Barack Obama To Release Single.

Gordon Brown And Barack Obama To Release Single.

In a bizarre twist of cultural hype, Gordon Brown and Barack Obama have joined together and released a single, in the hopes of garnering an unprecedented UK and US joint number 1. Taking inspiration from Rage Against The Machine grabbing the highl...

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Funny story - Santa Claus puts Gordon Brown & The Labour Cult on his naughty list

Santa Claus puts Gordon Brown & The Labour Cult on his naughty list

We are not used to hearing from Santa Claus, at this time of year but Santa, is so annoyed with the amount of General Election, rubbish taking up the TV, that he has come out with a sensational announcement. Speaking at a press conference, in Icel...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown Promises A Future Fair

Gordon Brown Promises A Future Fair

Gordon Brown has been accused of trying to buy votes by promising a fun fair if Labour win the next election. Launching his campaign, Brown said "Roll up, roll up! Welcome to the ballot box. Three goes a pound. Step right up, madam, don't be shy. Eve...

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Funny story - Blair Seized in Brown 'Haggis' Racist Attack

Blair Seized in Brown 'Haggis' Racist Attack

In scenes more suited to the fictional Big Brother household, Tony Blair, was last night seized by police after staggering out of 10 Downing Street carrying a lager can, wearing a Beckham shirt, and shouting racist abuse at his neighbour, Gordon Brow...

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Funny story - Raving Reviews For Dan Brown Latest

Raving Reviews For Dan Brown Latest

Dan Brown's latest thriller, "The Lost Thingummyjig" has gone straight to the top of the bestseller lists before it has even been written! Slapper & Toerag the publishers have invested £5 million in an option on the book which is to be a seque...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown to appear before 'Iraq Inquiry' wearing full Burka

Gordon Brown to appear before 'Iraq Inquiry' wearing full Burka

Gordon Brown has agreed to appear before the Chilcot Inquiry into the invasion of Iraq provided he is allowed to wear the full Burka. In a statement last night Mr Brown asserted " In an attempt to be unrestricted and have maximum freedom before th...

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Funny story - Gordon Brown To Do Panto Season at Old Vic

Gordon Brown To Do Panto Season at Old Vic

Downing Street has announced that Prime Minister Gordon Brown is to appear as Widow Twanky in this years production of Aladdin at London's Old Vic Theatre. Government sources say the move is designed to counteract the general public's impression t...

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Funny story - Gerry Adams joins U-turn craze

Gerry Adams joins U-turn craze

As political U-turns swept across the United Kingdom as fast as the Labour government were sweeping expenses frauds under the carpet, Provisional Sinn Fein president and former Chief of Staff of the Provisional IRA Gerry Adams became the latest polit...

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