Rihanna Found Out Eloping With Chris Brown

Funny story written by zacswifey101

Saturday, 16 May 2009

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Rihanna recently just got former boyfriend Chris Brown charged with domestic violence. We also recently discovered that Chris Brown somehow got Rihanna to agree to marry him, so the charges would be dropped.

Chris Brown was seen in a jewelry store about two months ago, and no one exactly knew what he bought in the store. About two weeks ago, Rihanna was seen wearing a $22, 00.00 wedding ring. One of our reporters went to the jewelry store that Chris Brown was seen coming out of, and asked if Brown had any purchases from the store. Turns out, there was a charge, and it was exactly $22, 00.00.

Rihanna recently put out pictures on the internet of her and CBrown kissing at the wedding, which was apparently done in Las Vegas. The misuided couple have not seen each other since their last court date, and no one has heard from either of them since.

Everyone wishes them the best of luck, but hopes that Chris can lighten up on his domestic violence. Good luck, you lucky couple! Take care!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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