Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown 'absolutely furious' about 'Red' Ed Miliband's attack on his economic legacy!

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Saturday, 2 October 2010

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Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown, sold Britains Gold when the price was down! What a clown!

Fifeshire feifdom, Scotland: Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown, the overbearing, dictatorial, class war driven, English hating, middle-class loathing, paranoid, spend-and-tax, serial borrowing, Marxist leaning, I'm always right, incompetent Bully, who has been locked away in his Fifeshire feifdom and frightened of showing his face in Parliament, is 'absolutely furious' with 'Red' Ed Miliband, after his economic record was trashed by the new Labour leader at the party's annual conference.

The former Prime Minister, Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown, is livid with his ex-protege 'Red' Ed Miliband for mocking his claim to have ended boom and bust in the economic cycle, in his keynote speech to Labour's conference in Manchester that launched an extraordinary attack on Gordon Brown.

'Red' Ed Miliband said: "You saw jobs disappear and economic security undermined, I understand your anger at a Labour government that claimed it could end boom and bust."

For those of you reading that don't understand what has been going on in Britain, because you are either reading this from abroad or have been watching Big Brother, X Factor and other mindless TV programmes like troll, as outlined by George Orwell's writings, here is a brief history of what happened.

In 1997, Blair, Brown, & the Labour party inherited a UK economy that was financially sound. They then trashed it and the private pension funds because of THEIR incompetence, as has every single Labour government.

Each and EVERY Labour government has virtually bankrupted the country before leaving office leaving others to clear up the mess. Those who are detached from reality & vote Labour should know that during Labour rule, the gap between rich & poor INCREASES - always. It is these same Labour supporters who want the Government to spend us out of debt! This is the kind of reality that Labour are living in.

Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown pre-announced the sale of 400 tons of bullion reserves and then disposed of it while the gold markets were at a 20 year low, partly due to his pre-sale disclosure of this information. This gold sale cost the British Taxpayer around £7 billion.

Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown allowed the treasury to print money under the misleading label of quantitative easing.

Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown has become so deluded it beggars belief. Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown destruction of the very fabric of Great Britain, the moral fabric of society has declined into the abyss and Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown has left Britain with a debt mountain that is in the trillions, with interest repayments alone standing at ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY MILLION POUNDS A DAY, EVERY DAY. Ours and the next generation and the next will be paying for Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown's incompetence, arrogance and utter blindness.

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