Written by SpaceElevator

Thursday, 28 June 2007

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BRUSSELS (Daily Sprout Staff Writer) - The direction of the European Union may quite possibly be in the hands of two American 'Sleeper Agents': Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy.

The pair apparently spent significant time in the US when they were much younger as part of an international exchange program. Their purpose for traveling abroad was to learn as much as they could about the superpower, however little is known about them during this period.

Intelligence experts say that this matches what they know about the two men, suggesting that they may have been "indoctrinated" during their stay.

Mr. Brown briefly surfaced north of the border as he toured with the Canadian rock band 'The Tragically Hip' who referred to him as "that other Gordon". Although he has never admitted it, eyewitnesses confirm that Mr. Sarkozy did briefly work as a towel boy in a Turkish bath.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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