Writer Topkkat was open-mouthed this morning following genuine news that Tony Blair's hopes for the EU Presidency were fading fast.
The laughing puss, who cobbled together a spoof describing how the former PM had turned down the role, watched a story unfold which seemed to echo her own whitterings.
She said: "Bloody hell. I must be psychic. In the nonsense I wrote, it was Little David Milliband who scuppered Blair's chances. In real life however, it appears to be Brown who, by endorsing his 'friend', has completely bollocks'd it up. Probably deliberately some might say."
Imagining what Blair might have said this morning, Topkkat wrote: "Why the hell didn't he keep his big mouth shut? He's like a Jonah, sinking everything in sight. I had it in the bag Cherie. The job was mine. Then Gordon steps in and starts flapping his gums and before I can even set foot in Brussels, the thing's f**ked."
His wife meanwhile might have said: "Well it's your own fault Tony. You should never have gone to him. If you don't get this job, we're stuffed. I can't keep fobbing off the accountants. And for Christ sake Tony, stop chewing your pen and phone someone! What about Alastair. He still knows a few people."
Meanwhile Topkkat nonchanantly licked her paws as the row raged on and has set about writing a spoof where she wins the lottery.
"Worth a go ennit?" she sniffed.
