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Funny story: Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released

Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released

Due to popular demand J.K. Rowling has succumbed to unexpectedly writing Harry Potter Book Eight. "I know I said I had stopped at Book Seven and would never write another... and I am sooooo embarrassed, believe me. But my controllers,... er... ba...

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Funny story: High Ranking Previous Government Member Found In Scotland

High Ranking Previous Government Member Found In Scotland

A leading member of the previous government who is number two on the most wanted playing card list circulated by the Conservatives has been photographed in Scotland. The man who, along with all members of the previous government is being blamed fo...

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Funny story: Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Hi everyone, and welcome to my world! My name is Edward Miliband, known mostly as Red Ed and I am fortunate to be Leader of Labour -the true people's party. I am a son of a Marxist millionaire and I live in a mansion worth couple of millions. As a true socialist I uphold high principles of socialism and dream of creating for all of you a utopian socialist paradise where everyone is equal...

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Funny story: "Curtains Closed Solidarity Movement" Rises in Support of The Unemployed

"Curtains Closed Solidarity Movement" Rises in Support of The Unemployed

A spokesman for the "Curtains closed Unemployed Solidarity Movement" called Gordon Brown, has tonight expressed his gratitude to the 8 million people who are joining him in keeping their curtains closed in 2013 in support of the unemployed. He s...

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Funny story: Savile Inquiry - Bookies Tighten the Odds

Savile Inquiry - Bookies Tighten the Odds

Bookies in the UK are now taking a more level headed approach to the Jimmy Savile inquiry and are offering the following odds in the case. Odds Against politicians appearing in the dock on paedophilia charges resulting from inquiry. (1) One politician appearing.... 33/1. (2) Two politicians appearing... 50/1. (3) More than two... 1000/1. (4) Member of the cabinet appearing...2000/1. (5)...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown 'fesses up to fascist tendancies during time as Prime Minister

Gordon Brown 'fesses up to fascist tendancies during time as Prime Minister

In seriously shocking news, ex British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has revealed, during an internet chat room conversation, that he entered politics with one intention only: to set up a quasi-fascist state with him as all powerful ruler. He even admi...

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Funny story: Former PM Gordon Brown Timed At Edinburgh Running Faster Than Usain Bolt!

Former PM Gordon Brown Timed At Edinburgh Running Faster Than Usain Bolt!

Following Monday's sprint onto the stage by former Prime Minister Gordon Brown to speak against Scottish independence at the International book festival in Edinburgh, Mr Brown said today that he would only consider running for gold at the 2016 Olympi...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown discovered as pilot of Venus Express

Gordon Brown discovered as pilot of Venus Express

A Government source has disclosed that Gordon Brown MP for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath has reported back from the Venusian Equator using near-infrared observations collected by the Venus Monitoring Camera(VMC); His geological features were revealed...

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Funny story: Huge indifference greets Gordon Brown cumshot auction

Huge indifference greets Gordon Brown cumshot auction

Relatives of former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown have expressed complete indifference after a vial containing a sample of his semen was put on sale in an online auction. UK-based PFC Auctions says the spunk was taken from Brown in 2009 in order...

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Funny story: Liberal Democrats to 'pull out of politics' after Harry Potter withdraws his wand

Liberal Democrats to 'pull out of politics' after Harry Potter withdraws his wand

The Liberal Democrats appeared to throw in the towel last night after boy magician Harry Potter told the world he would no longer magic up votes for them. A senior party member told the spoof politics correspondent "Thats it! Game over for us - no...

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Funny story: Scotland independence would raise the 'happy index' in the UK

Scotland independence would raise the 'happy index' in the UK

Scientists claimed today that Scotland leaving the UK will increase levels of happiness in the UK by up to 0.3%. Currently, with Scotland in the UK happy index, the figure stands at 3.9%, but were the sassanachs to go solo, deducting their low rat...

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Funny story: The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

Prime Minister, David Cameron has reluctantly allowed Nick Clegg to take part in a Children's In Need special entitled "The Five Prime Ministers". The ten minute sketch is a comedy take on the popular Doctor Who episode The Five Doctors in which P...

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Funny story: Brownian Motion Disproved

Brownian Motion Disproved

Every schoolchild will have, at some time, been shown Brownian Motion. Those little specks or motes dancing around on the surface of a liquid or even floating in the air. The original explanation was that jostling atoms are knocking these motes, c...

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Funny story: If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog

If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog

Last night former Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury (World Bank, hint hint!) Gordon Brown said that he would still be Prime Minister if the News of the Swirling Wurlitzer revelations had occurred 18 months earlier. His reasoning was that Andy Coulson would have been arrested and David Cameron would have been fatally damaged by the publicity surrounding the arrest of his Director of Com...

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Funny story: I Remember James Gordon Brown (I'm afraid)

I Remember James Gordon Brown (I'm afraid)

In this issue we bring you the winning entry in the 'Upper Denture Gazette', in their 'In Memory Of..' series competition this month. It was penned by Inchcock Chambers, who was unable to attend the award ceremony at the 'Upper Denture Arms snug', as his monthly sanity tests are due at the institution. He was sent to Kirkaldy High School for an academic hothouse education, He was rebellious th...

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Funny story: Time Not Right For Brown, Say Millions of Financial Experts

Time Not Right For Brown, Say Millions of Financial Experts

Financial commentators from all corners of the globe have united in expressing that the time is not right for former Prime Minister Gordon Brown to be considered for the IMF job vacated by Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Some have stated that Brown is sti...

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Funny story: Europe Scrambles to Name New IMF Head: No More 'Back Door' Appointments Claims Merkel!

Europe Scrambles to Name New IMF Head: No More 'Back Door' Appointments Claims Merkel!

The European Cartel, minus France, is scrambling to come up with a successor for besieged IMF chairman Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DKS) in order to stave off an Asian assault to take over the International Monetary Fund (IMF) which is underwater with non...

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