Mitt Romney and Gordon Brown: KGB brothers' past gagged by Aldrich Ames fiasco

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Saturday, 12 May 2007

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Mitt Romney and Mitrokhin: the joke's on the Cossacks

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): The CIA's bungling of KGB double agent Aldrich Ames's ten year destruction rampage through US Justice Department files may have ensured that, like George W Bush and his uterine brother Tony Blair, yet another trans-atlantic ex-KGB officer double act will attempt to make a mockery of the NATO alliance by getting itself elected to the seats of power in the US and UK.

Some forty years ago Romney's two and a half year stint under cover in France as an LDS missionary saw him recruit over 30 French-trained ex-Cuban saplings who then were seeded into the UK and European catering industries as bona fide hospitality workers, now enjoying worldwide acclaim as celebrity restaurateurs.

When Margaret Thatcher was deposed from office in 1990 some 20 of these Romney hand-picked little toerags were rounded up and charged by UK cops with running her mobster hit-squads that protected George Herbert Bush's disgusting past and world-wide criminal spying network dedicated to keeping the 1963-deposed Queen Elizabeth II on the Mountbatten throne.

During that round-up today's UK wannabe-Prime Monster Gordon Brown was indicted along with the others. An eventual Thatcher plea-bargain saw charges remain on file while new trails were investigated leading to US big oil extortion rackets dedicated to electing a future Governor of Texas into the White House under the GOP flag of convenience name of George Walker Bush.

Cops knew that it would be only a matter of time before their evidence files would be infiltrated and shredded by UK Ministry of Defence stalwarts defending Old Fatty Mountbatten's outrageous clinging to the center-stage.

A series of sealed data time-capsules was created and buried in long-term secure faclities under whimisically-named projects such as The Eurovision Song Contest.

And as a back-up a huge, brilliantly-executed disinformation file entitled the Mitrokhin Document was dubbed as the intelligence find of the century that named all ex-Soviet infiltrations of key NATO positions.

"Mitrokhin" and "Mitt Romney" became interchangeable code-words for an anticipated eventual post Bush2 era which NATO suspected would see the domination of a Soviet-seeded fascist kleptocracy dedicated to starting wars in the name of democracy.

As he basks in prime time TV interviews focused on his 2008 presidential campaign ex-Governor Mitt Romney is begining to look frayed at the edges.

Bush and Blair may have succeeded in excising their own criminal pasts from public scrutiny for the duration of overseeing their heist on Iraqi oil.

But neither remains sitting pretty.

It may be weeks or it may be days but the writing's on the wall for Blair as cash-for-peerages cops' files continue to sicken UK Crown Prosecutors.

And in US the fast-unravelling Corrupt Bastards Club furor gears up for stage two as terrified big oil execs are nailed by the Feds into grassing up the first wave of GOP state legislators.

To quote The Spoof's resident Alaskan reporter's recent summation of the crisis: "Fat's in the Fire Now!"

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