Gordon Brown :- "My affair with Tiger Woods"

Funny story written by Philip McArthur

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

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Gordon claims his Military theme was one of Tiger's favourites

Beleaguered Prime Minister Gordon Brown claimed yesterday that he too had had an affair with Tiger Woods.

Speaking from No.10 yesterday the Prime Minister said he did not know if Tiger was really in love with him but their passionate affair lasted two years.

Typically the Prime Minister expressed no regret at any hurt the affair might have imposed on Tiger's wife and family.

Furthermore he confirmed he had discussed the matter fully and frankly with Sarah who really wasn't bothered.

Mr Brown who was nursing a sprained ankle from jumping on and off the latest " Band Wagons " was leaving for Italy tonight in the hope that somebody would smash him in the face with a heavy glass ornament.

A Mori Poll released 5 hours after the announcement shows the Prime Minister's approval rating to have gone up 3 percentage points to 4%.

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