It started with a P*ss never thought it would come to this

Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 6 April 2010

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It started with a piss

Gordon Brown was out on Saturday night for his stag night with family and friends and had rather to much to drink in fact he was totally pissed. This Gordon Brown hates politicians and is absolutely no relation to that other Gordon Brown that is or was PM, that is P*ss Master.

After Gordon had visited pub after pub with friends,16 pints of lager later he did not have a clue where he was but his friends decided to tie him to a traffic light with his trousers at his feet. Tied to a pole after 16 pints unable to escape desperate for the toilet he could not hold back any longer and he urinated like a dam that had burst its banks,just as a police car was pissing by ,I mean passing by.

Poor Gordon was arrested for urinating in public and taken to the nearest police station where he said "It started with a piss never thought it would come to this".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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