He's worked in Number 11 and Number 10. Now he's moving all the way to Number 2 at 9.
Yes, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown walked out of his current position as the Stig and joined another one of the BBC's hit programmes: The Apprentice.
Contestant Brown proudly boasted "I have all the skills available to fuck up this competition. I can get Maths wrong. I've made rash decisions in the past, and I stand by them. I nearly got booted out by my own party. And that's why I want to become the next apprentice,"
He could have taken retirement. But he's fighting for a place to revive his career.
Let's hope Lord Sugar doesn't have an oil factory.
