Gordon Brown Donates Organ

Funny story written by norma snockers

Sunday, 13 January 2008

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"Anyone in need of a small brown organ?"

Someone once advised to practice what you preach. In an effort to get the electorate to follow the leader, Gordon "Frankenstein" Brown has offered to donate his organ upon his death.

Prof. Sue Ture of The Royal College of Surgeons said;

"Perhaps it is not a well-known fact that politicians in general have very few organs to spare; research by the RCS has discovered that a large majority are spineless, heartless, lily-livered, short-sighted, hard-of-hearing and with little brain. That depletes the useful organ count by 75%. However, there is one organ that can be donated and Gordon is prepared to allow it to go to someone who needs it.

"Unfortunately, Wayne Bobbit has no need for one because his severed member was successfully reattached."

If anyone needs a dick, Gordon will give you one.

Elton John is considering donating his 1920 Wurlitzer Organ and may have need for a 'Brown Organ'

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