Boyle Punches Brown

Funny story written by AdamE071

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

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The worldwide sensation Susan Boyle has been in court today after 'apparently' punching Prime Minister Gordon Brown in the face and Lower stomach, as Gordons new talkshow 'Talk To Gordon' got out of Hand.

Security couldn't get there in time to stop The Britain's Got Talent Contestant from punching him in the face and stomach, she then ran off into the crowd, to get high fives from the crowd, staff and marshals at the show.

The Fight broke out once Gordon started talking about her performance in the Semi-Final of Britain's Got Talent, he said "I could do better than you, in that damn show, you were rubbish" after that he got the punch around the face.

A spokesperson spoke for Gordon, he says "Gordon apologises for his inappropriate behaviour from his last show, He would like to give Susan a £5,000 Compensation check".

Then later, we asked Susan's Spokesperson for a speech, He said "Susan will NEVER apologise for her actions in the last show of 'Talk To Gordon', She was outraged by Gordon's comments and would like compensation from him"

Susan and Gordon will be in court this Monday!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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