Did President Pussy Grabber Tell Another Lie?
Say it ain’t so, Joe! Is Donald Trump blaming Nancy Pelosi for the January 6th Insurrection? Maybe to wrap himself in the blanket of innocence and remove the deluge of evidence the January 6th Committee is presenting, Trump is claiming January 6th wa…
Read full storyIf The Canadian Prime Minister Visits Your Country...Run Away! Run Away!
Facsimile Prime Minister of Canada and present-day Typhoid Mary, Justin Trudeau, is planning to meet with global leaders for the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting, and the G7 and NATO summits, as well. Presently, the coiffured Canadian P.M.
Read full storyTaylor Swift's Anti-Trump Song Enters The Music Chart At #2 With a Bullet
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift has never denied that she probably hates Donald Trump even more than the Black Lives Matter Organization does. Swift recently played at a benefit concert to raise money to pay for a plane to fly around Ma…
Read full storyThe Journey To Stop Saying 'Journey'
The Supreme Prime President of the World Jibber Jabber And Conversation Analysis (the WJJACA for you initialism fans) has issued a demand to the self-important, entitled people of the world. "Stop using the word 'journey'! You're over-using it an…
Read full storyDoes Your Wife Have 'Borderline Personality Disorder' - Not Submissive?
Men beware, it has been discovered by Mormon, Arabic, and Indian Scientists-and U.S. Evangelicals, that many wives have ‘borderline personality disorder'. For example, they want equal say when you are purchasing a car or house. They want you t…
Read full storyArchaeologists In Portugal Discover The Bones of A Brontosaurus That Weighed 827,936 Pounds
LISBON, Portugal - (Satire News) - A group of noted archaeologists from the tiny village of Que Paso, Portugal, which is located just a few miles outside of Lisbon have stumbled upon a fantastic discovery. The team led by 89-year-old bones expert,…
Read full storyRudy Giuliani Told Trump That 73,917 Dead People In Pennsylvania Voted In The 2020 Presidential Election
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The man that has been pegged "The Swamp Creature" by most news agencies; including the GOP state network, Fox News, has just revealed a shocking development. Rudy Giuliani, whose sweat is actually black, as evidence…
Read full storyYoung Kids Are Rioting Because of The Peanut Butter Shortage
SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - The attorney general of the state of California has said that due to the peanut butter shortage, kids in the Left Coast state are so upset that they have taken to the streets. According to iNews reporter Ki…
Read full storyPresident Putin Remarks That He May Resign Because of A Certain Embarrassing Groin Condition
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is sad to announce that the leader of the Russian people may have to step down due to an aliment that they describe as being embarrassing-as-shit. The KV stated that Putin did not want them to put the par…
Read full storyWhen The World Once Died
An unexpected virus destroys eighty percent of the human race. Scientist quickly move to save humankind, by creating cyborg's that carry the human DNA of twenty percent of the human race. The cyborgs become the insurance policy for mankind. There…
Read full storyJan 6 Committee Reveals Ginni Thomas Is Actually Just Steve Bannon In Makeup And Drag
In the upcoming Jan 6 hearing next week, the Select Committee is set to reveal conclusive proof including eye witness testimony to confirm a long-held Washington DC rumor that Ginni Thomas is actually just Steve Bannon in drag and makeup. These re…
Read full storyTrump's Chief Advisor Kellyanne Conway Says One Of Her Duties Was To Smuggle Big Macs Into The White House For Him
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland - (Satire News) - The woman who Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump trusted more than even one of his own sons Eric, was the disheveled fake blonde Kellyanne Conway. The 55-year-old Kellyanne, told Tucker "The Creep" Carlson that one…
Read full storyPresident Biden Told Furloughed Auto Workers In Detroit That President Obama Is The Best President of All-Time
DETROIT - (Satire News) - POTUS and VPOTUS traveled to Detroit, to visit a group of unemployed auto workers. President Biden assured them that he was going to sign a Presidential Executive Order which would raise the amount of food stamps that the…
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