Rudy Giuliani Told Trump That 73,917 Dead People In Pennsylvania Voted In The 2020 Presidential Election

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 19 June 2022

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"Giuliani's sweat is black and his pee is lavender." -DR. GILES P. PURPY

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The man that has been pegged "The Swamp Creature" by most news agencies; including the GOP state network, Fox News, has just revealed a shocking development.

Rudy Giuliani, whose sweat is actually black, as evidenced by this article's accompanying photo, told his former best friend, and kissing buddy, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, that he heard from a very reliable source, who got it from a second cousin that a total of 73,917 expired people in Pennsylvania voted in the 2020 presidential election.

Giuliani added that of the 73,917, a total of 73,898 were Democrats, 16 were Independents, and ONLY 3 were Republican.

Trump got so excited at the newsy news that he peed in his golf shorts.

So now, the number one racist in the nation "Cheddar Face" Trump is going to contact the Supreme Court and tell them to declare him the rightful winner of the 2020 presidential election.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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