The Supreme Prime President of the World Jibber Jabber And Conversation Analysis (the WJJACA for you initialism fans) has issued a demand to the self-important, entitled people of the world.
"Stop using the word 'journey'! You're over-using it and it's driving us crazy! And worse, it's driving former lead singer of the rock band, 'Journey', Steve Perry nuts, so stop doing that!"
Supreme Prime President Topher Kreskin elaborated further. "'My journey', 'your journey', ugh! Lame! 'Journey'? What 'journey'?! You got out of bed, you left your home, went to a couple places, saw some people, did some stuff, went back home, and went to bed! That's your 'journey'?! That's not a 'journey'! That's just plain ol' day-to-day life!! Get over yourself!"
He added with his face turning as red as an empire apple, "You want a 'journey'?! Marco Polo made a journey! Columbus made a journey! Hell, my neighbor, Gary, climbed Mount Everest! That's a journey! You just got out of bed!"
Noting that it started with the so-called reality soft core porn TV show, 'The Bachelor', where every other sentence must include the world 'amazing', 'journey', and/or 'WAAAAAAAAA!!!', followed by it's devil-spawned offspring, 'The Bachelorette', it was soon creeping into real life conversations, and even the canned, pre-processed spam of 'real life conversations' of the evening news. In fact, the WJJACA believe sit has become a world-wide problem, worse than AIDS, Covid-19 and Britney Spears all rolled into one scary mess.
And Supreme Prime President Kreskin is doing his best in his own journey to nip that in the bud.
"IT'S NOT A JOURNEY!!!" Kreskin yelled.
