Taylor Swift's Anti-Trump Song Enters The Music Chart At #2 With a Bullet

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 19 June 2022

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"Taylor Swift has had more boyfriends than the five Kardashian sisters combined." -ANDERSON COOPER

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift has never denied that she probably hates Donald Trump even more than the Black Lives Matter Organization does.

Swift recently played at a benefit concert to raise money to pay for a plane to fly around Mar-a-Lago with a banner behind it saying
"Trump is a racist, a pervert, and he smells like beer."

Taylor told Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer Chipper Caruso that she and her writing partner, 60s and 70s music icon Bob Dylan, wrote an anti-Trump song, which has just entered the music charts at #2 with a bullet.

The song is title, "If Trump Had A Nickel For Every Lie He's Told, He'd Have One And A Half Million Nickels."

Swift got some of her dearest music friends to play on the song. Paul McCartney played bass guitar, Keith Urban played lead guitar, Ringo Starr played the drums, Billy Preston played on the keyboards, and Yo Yo Afro Woke played the tambourine.

Taylor also noted that her 2022 New Year's resolution was to see Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, alias "The Orange Douche Bag" wearing an orange jumpsuit and sitting in a cell in Sing Sing Prison.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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