LISBON, Portugal - (Satire News) - A group of noted archaeologists from the tiny village of Que Paso, Portugal, which is located just a few miles outside of Lisbon have stumbled upon a fantastic discovery.
The team led by 89-year-old bones expert, Dr. Barry K. Claypepper, said they found the bones of a Prontobisavellian Brontasarus, buried underneath an old-time outhouse.
Dr. Claypepper, who has been married for 71-years, said that a group of 16, archos (archaeologists) dug for 72-hours straight until every one of the 74,302 bones were unearthed.
After consulting a Brontosaurus expert in Cambodia, it was determined that the dinosaur was a female, a vegan, and a virgin.
It was further noted that the dinosaur, nicknamed "Beyonce," had a total of 18 ovaries, as compared to the usual 16 ovaries that most female brontasaurus dinosaurs had.
Dr. Claypepper stated that the 74,302 bones will be put together and "Beyonce" will be housed in the famed Land of Dinosaurs Museum, located in downtown Kalamazoo, Michigan.