Jan 6 Committee Reveals Ginni Thomas Is Actually Just Steve Bannon In Makeup And Drag

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Sunday, 19 June 2022

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In the upcoming Jan 6 hearing next week, the Select Committee is set to reveal conclusive proof including eye witness testimony to confirm a long-held Washington DC rumor that Ginni Thomas is actually just Steve Bannon in drag and makeup.

These revelations may come as a surprise to most but they ask the bigger question – has anyone seen Ginni Thomas and Steve Bannon in the same room? There are strong overlaps in both their careers which might suggest the work of a single individual but the Select Committee plans to have new evidence and testimony that Steve Bannon played multiple roles, literally, in the Capitol attack and the planning that occurred before it.

This new leak comes right after the news that Ginni Thomas ran her own insurrection Facebook group under her name to connect “grassroot stage leaders” under the guise of pressuring state legislators to overturn election results. The two have had intersecting career roles including active memberships in the organizations CNP, ALEC, as well as connections to DC republicans and lawmakers.

Both have played a vital role in planning the insurrection with Bannon meeting up with Trump officials in the Willard on Jan 5th and Ginni pressuring state lawmakers as well as helping with organizing and getting permits for the protest. It seems Bannon’s determination to end democracy may have required him to go to such extents.

People have always wondered why Bannon chooses two wear two jackets each day. We may have more answers next week as the televised hearings unfold.

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