DETROIT - (Satire News) - POTUS and VPOTUS traveled to Detroit, to visit a group of unemployed auto workers.
President Biden assured them that he was going to sign a Presidential Executive Order which would raise the amount of food stamps that they are getting.
He also told them that if they cannot pay their rent money, that he will sign a PEO which will pay for the next six rent payments.
The group, which was estimated to be about 4,609 men, women, and some others, exploded in a thunderous ovation.
Then VP Harris told the furloughed auto workers that she was going to suggest to POTUS that he sign another PEO which would give each unemployed employee a $400 gift certificate to any McDonalds in Detroit.
The guys and gals went crazy with joyous joy and happy happiness.
President Biden was asked by an unemployed Chevrolet factory worker, who he felt was the best president of all-time.
Joey, as his wife and VP Harris call him, did not miss a beat as he replied "Barack Hussein Obama Jr."
SIDENOTE: Info guru, Andy Cohen has stated that he truly believes that Obama will run for president in 2024.
