Fauci gives COVID overreactors green light to carry on
The end of the COVID-19 shutdown brought joy and celebration to many of us. But not all of us by any means. An unexpected development that transpired over the past 18 months is a significant number of people discovered they found comfort, even joy fr…
Read full storyDid Donald Trump Wear His Pants Backward?
Did he? It seems at his first and last CPAC rally since being removed from office by the voters, Donald Trump gave his speech in the state of Georgia wearing his pants backward. Like a lady’s skirt, zipper in the back. There were several close-up…
Read full storyThe New York Attorney General Reveals That Records Show That Trump Borrowed Tons of Money From Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, and Scott Baio
ALBANY, New York – (Satire News) –The attorney general of New York has stated that Donald J. Trump illegally borrowed over $31 million from three sources. Records that were provided by Trump’s long-time lawyer Michael Cohen, the man who even know…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line
MUFFIN BUSH, New Jersey – (Satire News) – One of the most hated women in the entire nation, Marjorie “Horseface” Taylor Greene told CNN’s Don Lemon that she is getting sick and tired of all of the rumors that the California rumor mills are putting ou…
Read full storyIt’s Official – Trump Wears Depends Diapers
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has confirmed that Donaldo Johnny, as Melania calls him, does in fact wear Depends Diapers. Trump denied it saying that it’s all just a hoax, and a witch hunt, and a Fig Newton of everyone’s imaginatio…
Read full storyFuturist predicts we’ll soon travel by hovering in place while Earth rotates
Futurist Ray Kurzweil yesterday predicted that anti-gravity technology will be mainstream by 2050, and that we will be using the technology for 99.9% of travel around the planet. Kurzweil unveiled his ideas at the annual conference sponsored by hi…
Read full storyManchester United are about to sign 10000 new footy players and then loan them out!
The perennial garbage chain perpetrated by UK tabloids has begun, and in 2021, a special year, Manchester United have decided not to ignore the annual bullshit spewed out by The Sun, Express, Daily Star, Daily Mirror, etc. The Covid19 pandemic, an…
Read full storyA Naked Female Walmart Shopper Throws a Fit When A Security Guard Frisks Her
PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) - A woman who walked into a local Walmart totally nude told one of the retail salesclerks that she was going to buy clothes and underwear. The clerk quickly called the store security guard, since the female was c…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Engage in a Semi-Nude Mud Wrestling Match
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has confirmed that the rumor is in fact true. Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene have agreed to appear on ESPN-4 and engage in a semi-nude mud wrestling…
Read full storyManhattan Shrink Fantasizes Unloading Revolver Into Head Of White Person
BILLINGSGATE POST: Elmer Smuckmeister, a retired farmer living in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, was proud of the Yale diploma he had nailed to the wall of his barn, right next to a picture of his 4-H heifer, Ellie, who won first prize at the 1960 State…
Read full storyA Radarman Aboard The USS Marilyn Monroe Reveals That The Recent UFO’s Are From The Planet Uranus
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Pentagon is keeping very hush-hush, the dozens of unidentified flying objects sightings, that have occurred just in the last month. One American battleship, The USS Marilyn Monroe reported spotting 7 UFO’s in…
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