Quit Picking On Kevin McCarthy
Quit picking on Kevin McCarthy. He has a good profile. Not exactly in courage, but an okay profile. And also, that cerebral looking white hair. Does he touch it up? McCarthy sort of resembles British actor Stewart Grainger who trilled many hearts in…
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Having spent the past eleven months in training, tinsel Helen Worthington feels she is at long last tree body ready. 'Yes,' said Helen in her surprisingly deep voice, 'every year, when I go up in the loft, I always put on a few extra grams, but la…
Read full story47 Brazen-As-Hell Smash and Grab Vandals Invade A McDonalds!
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The new “Smash & Grab” sickness is really getting out of hand. Reporter Papaya Bamboo with Tabloid Today was the first to report that originally the “Smash & Grab” jerks and jerkettes were hitting high-dollar sto…
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