Americans Thrilled that Unprecedented Infringement of Civil Liberties during COVID-19 Era Has Been Obviated by Unprecedented Infringement of Bodily Autonomy
Americans who blanched at the unprecedented infringement of Constitutional freedoms they experienced in the form of lockdowns, church shutdowns, and business closures, all in the name of mitigating an illness with a sub-one-percent mortality rate, ha…
Read full storyPresident Biden Issues A Stern Warning To Canada About Canadian Fishermen Illegally Entering Into US Waters To Catch Dolphins
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Hullabaloo News Agency, President Biden is one very, very upset hombre (man). HNA writer Abel Zorro spoke with the president in the Mrs. Abraham Lincoln Sitting Room in the White House. POTUS…
Read full storyEl Chapo’s Wife’s Prison Sentence Is Amazingly Reduced Down From 17 Years To Just 5 Minutes
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The wife of El Chapo, Emma Coronel Aispuro, is positively thrilled at hearing that the judge has just agreed to reduce her 17-year sentence to just 5 minutes. The former beauty queen wanted to thank her “Dream Team”…
Read full storyMale Sperm To Be Policed By Supreme Court
Forget men and women being equal. The Supreme Court is going to judge whether women have the right to make decisions about their healthcare. What’s big daddy going to judge next, what kind of tampon a woman can use? When a woman can leave the hou…
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