CHICAGO – (Satire News) – 4,000 of the nation’s top psychiatrists met at the annual convention of The Federal Psychiatry Fraternity (TFPF).
The head speaker was Dr. Blanchard B. Picafeen, 63, who spoke on the effects of climate change and photosynthesis on the human brain.
Dr. Picafeen, is a professor of Brainistic Pathological Medicine at San Antonio’s Solid State University, and he told the assembled experts that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is a perfect example of an individual who is totally, 100% wacko!
The doctor, stated that the Trumptard is perhaps the most delusional person he has seen in his almost 30 years of practice.
He noted that not only is the one-term president stupid beyond belief, he is also narcissistic, arrogant, sarcastic, and given to visions of granholistic grandeur.
The entire convention agreed 100% that the 331-pound, out-of-control jackass is going to end up hurting his family members, or even himself.
They noted that Don Jr. and Eric are also headed down the same pathetic path of predatorial perversion and bigoted racism.
When asked about Ivanka, they all agreed that she has some very serious childhood issues due to her father treating her like she was one of his girlfriends.
SIDENOTE: Trump commented that all of the 4,000 psychiatrists who attended the convention are nothing more than fake psychiatrists.