Microbes on Venus claim 'No Intelligent Life on Earth'
After the recent announcement that chemicals in the atmosphere of Venus might signify the presence of life, we at The Spoof managed to launch a space mission to the planet, in order to interview our new alien neighbors. We didn't base this on an old…
Read full storyMan Says He'll Swing For The Next Person Who Tells Him To Buy A Kindle
A man who is an enthusiastic reader of books, but who struggles with modern-day technological advancements, says he is sick and tired of being told to purchase a Kindle, and will respond to the next person who advises him thus by smashing their teeth…
Read full storyTeacher still as bad as his pupils remember him being
Although he does it professionally, in exchange for money, teacher Ray Irving is still the poor teacher that all of his pupils remember. The 47-year-old Chemistry teacher, who has worse science qualifications than most of his pupils, and is only w…
Read full storyRight Wing Comedian shouting that he is still here
David 'Jellybean' James, a right-wing comedian from the 1970s, that your parents probably won't remember either, has pointed out, to anyone that will listen, that he is still alive. 'All the woke kids, they don't want a dose of the truth, but I am…
Read full storyHeadlines Read: Donald Trump Is Full Of Prunes
Why on earth would Donald Trump be identified as being full of prunes? Today's polls indicate that people surveyed no longer believe anything Donald Trump says, after he called members of the US military losers and suckers. Even red-state tax-pay…
Read full storyRock Star too Cool to Wear a Mask
Mancunian rock legend Eamonn Docherty has revealed the reasons that he refuses to wear a face mask during the current Coronavirus pandemic. Docherty, who rose to fame in the 1990s with his band Watering Hole, has upset many by claiming that he is…
Read full storyTaylor Swift’s Duet With Keith Urban Quickly Goes To Number 1
NASHVILLE – (Music Satire) – The singer who has the Midas Touch told Yippie-Ki-Yay magazine that she has set a new goal for herself – and that is to write at least one song per day. The artist, who Dolly Parton has described as the musical version…
Read full storyMemphis Quacks hand Trump a Lifeline
In a last-ditch effort to secure a further 4 years in office, Donald Trump has approved tests for the elimination of discrimination based on skin color, a high-minded undertaking which underlines the President's belief that all people are equal, as l…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Says She Has Agreed To Pose Nude in Playboy Magazine
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – TMZ is reporting that Kim Kardashian will be appearing totally naked in an upcoming issue of Playboy. Kim stated that she is doing it to get back at her husband, Kanye "The Pest" West. She said that she has told him…
Read full storyA Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary With a Very Unusual Bowl of Jello
SWEET SMOKE, Colorado – (Satire News) – The Denver Claimer Clarion is reporting that an elderly couple from the town of Sweet Smoke, has just celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary. Braylen and Mimosa Waffle, were married in 1940, and have live…
Read full storyMichael Cohen’s Tell-All Book Alleges That Melania Trump Had a Big Crush on Anthony Scaramucci
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - President Trump’s former attorney/fixer, Michael Cohen, appeared on "Anderson Cooper's Show" to promote his new tell-all book on the president entitled 'I Know President Donald Trump Better Than Melania, Marla, Ivana,…
Read full storyNebraska's Football Seniors Belatedly Desert to Alabama
Lincoln, Nebraska. Woof Blister with an SOS - Spoof On Sports. Exclusive to The Spoof. One day before the Big Ten voted to play football this fall, reversing its previous ban on games, all the seniors on the Nebraska football team withdrew from the u…
Read full storySpoof Site Owner To Try New Idea With Top Writers Chart
The owner of a forward-thinking satirical news website is toying with the idea of making a major change to the site's ranking system, which places writers in a chart showing who the most-read contributors are. He's thinking of turning it upside-do…
Read full storyTrump’s Secret Telephone Call To Barack Obama For Help
Stop the presses! Donald Trump made a desperate phone call to Barack Obama, asking for help. Nothing was going Trump’s way, particularly the Mexican wall. The wall wasn’t finished, and though he promised it would, Mexico hadn't paid a nickel for it.
Read full storyPeter Strzok: Patsy or Patriot? Patsy.
Former FBI agent Peter Strzok said on Wednesday’s broadcast of MSNBC’s “Live”, that history would see him and all the government agents that worked on the counterintelligence investigation into possible links between the Russian government and Trump…
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