Obama Calls Trump’s Coronavirus Response A Chaotic Disaster
Former President Barack Obama just called Donald Trump’s response to the coronavirus, a “chaotic disaster.” So what took him so long? Even the birds singing in the trees were saying the same thing back in January. Sure, it was early in this pandemic,...
Read full storyForeman Slams Mike Tyson Comeback Bid
Former world champion heavyweight boxer, Mike Tyson, 53, known as "Iron" Mike Tyson because of his obsession with iron and ironing (he has everything made out of iron in his semi-detached house in Torquay, Devon - even his clothes iron is entirely ma...
Read full storyTable Tennis Bat Used To Be Red, But Just Look At The Fucking State Of It Now!
A man searching through some cardboard boxes of stuff that he had kept from his childhood, earlier today, unearthed his first table tennis bat, and was astonished to find that both the forehand and backhand rubber sections had changed from a beautifu...
Read full storyMan Put So Much Vinegar On His Chips, That His Eyes Watered!
A man who had chips for his tea on Friday evening, has revealed that he put such a large amount of vinegar on his chips, that, as he lowered his head slightly towards his plate to eat one which he had already speared with his fork, his eyes stung as...
Read full storyUser-Friendly Buddhism a.k.a. “Bud-Light” Hits Home with Many
With many Americans eager for a source of refuge but a little over the "God thing", an increasing number of people have been turning to a lighter, more user-friendly form of Buddhism, a.k.a. Bud-light, which, like traditional Buddhist philosophy, men...
Read full storyA White House Insider Says All the Words That Come Out of Trump’s Mouth Are Written by Sean Hannity
WASHINGTON D.C. - It is really no secret that the president and Fox News talking head, Sean “The Hair” Hannity, talk on the phone every night for at least 45 minutes. And, in that time, Hannity provides his BFF with words, phrases, and sayings to...
Read full storyPresident Trump is Getting Ready to Blame the Upcoming Hurricane Season on President Obama
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – A close friend of an employee of Trump’s Dixie White House, said that the president has become totally obsessed with blaming everything he can on former president, Barack Obama. Trump’s latest deflecting strategy reportedly k...
Read full storyKim Jong-un is Shipping an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile To Puerto Rico
PYONGYANG, North Korea – The Supreme Leader of the supreme country of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, told the Korean News Agency that he will be shipping a brand new missile to Puerto Rico. The Kimster said that the missile is still in the box, and it...
Read full storyPresident Donald Trump’s Doctor Says He is Being Treated For An Enlarged Ego
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, informed the news media that President Trump will have to undergo a non-life-threatening procedure. Dr. Fu Fi said that, during a routine screening to check for any new bone sp...
Read full storyTrump Supporter From The Start, Says He's Not So Sure Anymore
A man who says he has supported Donald Trump from the very beginning of his political career, during his election, through the highs, lows, trials, tribulations and impeachment, and even his calamitous handling of the Coronavirus crisis, is now admit...
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