PYONGYANG, North Korea – The Supreme Leader of the supreme country of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, told the Korean News Agency that he will be shipping a brand new missile to Puerto Rico.
The Kimster said that the missile is still in the box, and it is on a freighter headed to the Caribbean island.
As everyone in D.C. knows, it is really no secret that Trump hates the island of Puerto Rico even more than he hates Don “Rainbow” Lemon.
Lemon is one of the few news reporters who is not afraid of the Trumpster, and he frequently refers to him as the Orange Demon, Cheeto Fingers, and The Little Peter Tweeter.
The mayor of San Juan, Carmen Yulin Cruz, said that when Trump found out that North Korea was shipping an ICBM to Puerto Rico, he immediately called her and told her to tell Kim Jong-un to have the freighter return to North Korea.
Mayor Cruz, said that she told DJT that she had already rented a storage warehouse where the missile will be stored.
The mayor grinned and said, "So, as they say in Rhode Island, tough titty said the kitty."