Why Trump Must Give Up Golf
Anonymous Democratic congresspeople said today that they wished Trump would stay off his golf courses. Said one, “The exercise he gets playing golf helps keep his morbidly obese body and brain functioning. I want him to be completely sedentary, eat...
Read full storyTrump Is Making Noise Again
The kid from the back of the classroom is making noise again. Back again? Trump never left. He thinks masks are silly. He never wears one. He thinks it’s macho not to wear a mask. Okay. He made fun of Joe Biden wearing a mask to lay a wreat…
Read full storyBus Was Bigger At The Front Than At The Back
A man has made a claim that, on a rare evening visit to the city centre, he saw a public service bus that had strangely mutated, and was bigger at the front than it was at the back. Myke Woodson, 56, made the shocking observation as he traipsed ar...
Read full storyMan Sheltered From Thunder And Lightning Under Tree
A man who was in the countryside, far from home, when a deluge threatened to soak himself and his family, has revealed he took refuge underneath a tamarind tree - even though this exposed them to the danger of being struck by lightning. Moys Kenwo...
Read full storyA Sick Couple in Phoenix Names Their New Baby Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather
PHOENIX - Local authorities are looking into a situation where a young teenage couple has named their newborn baby boy Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather. The sheriff’s department received an anonymous phone call from a nurse who helped deliver...
Read full storyPresident Trump Proclaims He Knows More Than the Weather Forecasters
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With hurricane season already here, it did not take the nation’s official leader long to chime in with his know-it-all knowledge. Trump actually called the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper and said that he has figured out a way in...
Read full storyHard-Core Republican Ann Coulter Turns on Trump and Tears Him a New One
BOSTON – Far-right media pundit, Ann Coulter, was in Boston taking care of a personal medical condition. She was asked what she thought about Trump in regards to the presidency. And Coulter proceeded to tear POTUS a new one. Ann, who is as Repu...
Read full storyIt is Now Official: President Trump Hates Fox News More Than He Hates Don Lemon, Robert De Niro and Megyn Kelly
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has revealed that most of the president’s staff members are worried about his state of mind, which they say is turning into a bowl of Wheaties. They point out that he is becoming more and more of a big, gig...
Read full storyJulius Caesar Parodies Shakespeare's Most Famous Lines
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Will 'the playwright' Shakespeare got a lot of mileage out of his silly play about me, so, after all these years, I've decided to strike back by parodying Will's most oft-quoted phrases from his plays. A few of these are actually from…
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