So It’s International Women’s Day?
One day out of 365 days. Wow! Who gets the other 364 days, or did women receive their one special day this year because there was one extra leap year day on February 29, 2020? Women were tossed a very stale breadcrumb, but they still don’t ha...
Read full storyEpidemic of panic-buying sweeps Britain
Behind the back of a Greggs, a hooded ne'er-do-well is subtly offering his wares to passers-by. "Quilted!" he whispers, "3-ply super-soft." He offers to sell me a twelve-pack of Andrex for £50. I manage to haggle the price down to £40 - I really need...
Read full storyFrench tourist guilty on 549 charges of rape and sexual assault
A French skunk has been found guilty on five hundred and forty-nine of six hundred possible counts: criminal sexual act in the first degree and rape in the third degree. He was found not guilty, though, of the most serious charges, of bestiality (two...
Read full storyManchester United: Fans Starting To Get Fed Up Of Harry Maguire
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who joined the Reds in an £80million deal last July, is one of the most popular footballers in the world at the moment, but that hasn't stopped some 'journalists' chuntering about the amount of pr...
Read full storyNashville Man Successfully Treats Coronavirus with Wedge of Lime
Feeling parched and a little feverish, Justin Lancet of Nashville, Tennessee, successfully treated his suspected case of coronavirus with a chilled beverage accompanied by a wedge of lime. “It really took the edge off,” said Lancet, who takes conc...
Read full storyFormer Ohio State Wrestling Coach Rep. Jim Jordan Is in a World of Deep Donkey Dung
NEW YORK CITY – The New York Sun Observer has just acknowledged that GOP representative and noted Trump defender, Rep. Jim Jordan, is feeling extremely nervous these days. The former Ohio State wrestling coach told his good friend and fellow GOPer...
Read full storyAmerican Educators Ask Melania Trump To Correct Her Atrocious Grammar
NEW ORLEANS -The highly respected National Coalition of Federated Educators had their annual convention in New Orleans. The theme this year was The Art of Hypocrisy. They focused on the nation’s first lady Melania Trump’s anti-bullying program, wh...
Read full storyPolls Show That Anti-Trump Advocate George Conway’s Popularity Is Soaring Beyond Belief
NEW YORK CITY – The man that is making President Trump miserable as well as nervous as hell, is finding out that he is becoming more and more popular with tens of millions of Americans. In fact, the Washington Globe-Express recently stated that Ge...
Read full storyForget Elections, Debates, And Delegates
A move is on to dismiss elections, debates, delegate counts, phony hats with silly mottos, placards, billboards, television commercials, speeches, rallies, and the rest of all that jazz. The US is ready for a fit President of the United States, who c...
Read full storyISIS suicide dog training camp raided
A camp reported to be conducting the training of puppies, to enable them to carry out suicide bombing missions, has been raided by allied Special Forces. The camp, located in Northern Afghanistan, is understood to have been wiped out, with dozens...
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